I heard he was extremely close to dumping her after that. She really Roeder luck.JMB_94 wrote:My mate dosen't get on with my other mates girlfriend.
He keeps telling me, "I can't Stanislas".
How was that?
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MickStupp wrote:I heard he was extremely close to dumping her after that. She really Roeder luck.JMB_94 wrote:My mate dosen't get on with my other mates girlfriend.
He keeps telling me, "I can't Stanislas".
How was that?
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Green eggs and Ham - there's something in there, I'm not a funny guy though
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Some of these have been brilliant. It's like they've all been reHurst.
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West Ham have received far too many Brookings this season.
Upton Parkes not the fortress it once was.
I bet many fans are Cross
Upton Parkes not the fortress it once was.
I bet many fans are Cross
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They should of Ba'ed the fan. 
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These puns are dyer. They've gone a bridge too far. Do the noble thing and stop, or else we'll have a collison. You'll end up being a spector when I'm done with you.
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I told some girl to Dyer hair Green. It turned into a Cole-like colour instead
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Forest wrote:I told some girl to Dyer hair Green. It turned into a Cole-like colour instead
That was shite
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MickStupp wrote:I heard he was extremely close to dumping her after that. She really Roeder luck.JMB_94 wrote:My mate dosen't get on with my other mates girlfriend.
He keeps telling me, "I can't Stanislas".
How was that?
It could Obinna-voided if she wasn't so Dyer in bed. Now she keeps Piquionne him about those Sears on his leg. He can't Barrera any longer, so i told him to give it Upson.
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Stop recycling old puns!
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The Hammers will be hoping to finish Hurst in the Championship next season
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LoneRanger wrote:The Hammers will be hoping to finish Hurst in the Championship next season
That was so bad it was funny.
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Sean wrote:Stop recycling old puns!
Hey, nobody used Sears yet.
Plus i made a rhyme.
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First 2 pages was boss.
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This thread should be stickied
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Them west ham players are'nt very noble
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Dont piquionne on Grant, Bridge played dyer ...
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We should create some sort of Masch up of these puns.
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I remember seeing a former Hammer doing an impreession of Man Utd's Ferdinand while snorting cocaine!
Reo-Coker I think it was!
Reo-Coker I think it was!
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There were fans trying their hardest to get into the Dinner too. They were Hammering away at the door
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Some decent kids games too at the party.
They seemed to be forever blowing bubbles.
They seemed to be forever blowing bubbles.
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Forest wrote:There were fans trying their hardest to get into the Dinner too. They were Hammering away at the door
But the Bridge to the Castle was made of Gold, and all the Hitzlsperger's had gone, and there was only Hines sauce left.
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It was a Canio'ld get together!
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After the match, Gold didn't sack Grant in a noble way.
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Definitely!
Grants son laughed when he got sacked, to which Grant replied 'You've broke my Hartson'
Grants son laughed when he got sacked, to which Grant replied 'You've broke my Hartson'
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Tbh, the Hammers really hit the nail on the head with Grant's sacking.
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Then, Parker was going to Sear, Karen Brady, Green.
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat.
