Your First Goal

Danny wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:

moscowmadeit3 wrote:Fuck that can't remember my first goal, can't remember most of them in fact only the real important ones.

Can't blame you tbh, the war was a very long time ago.

Probably came on Christmas Day during WW1 on the battlefield.

ball probably got shot by a kar98 as it was flying into the net

Keeper punted it up, just before the halfway line it bounced over my head. Struck it on the half volley, lobbed the keeper and skimmed the underside of the bar.

Mine was a penalty.

Kuled wrote:Ahh I remember my first goal. I was 6/7 at the time.
someone took a shot and it was blocked.. ball came to me and I took a shot (snapshot )...It went past 3 players' legs and the goal keeper couldn't see it because the defenders were blocking his view....it felt great
Proud moment

So last year then?

Jord wrote:I've been scoring goals since I was a fetus. Far too many to remember actually so I can't tell you. I'll let you rookies tell the stories though, don't want to steal your thunder.

My first was from the halfway line.

I was probably like 10 we were getting destroyed, someone kicked it far up the field for our team, I ran after it and the clueless kids on the other team couldn't decide who was going to get it so I beat them too it and toe balled the shit out of it into the top of the goal. Game ended 7-1 though lol

Pip wrote:

Jord wrote:I've been scoring goals since I was a fetus. Far too many to remember actually so I can't tell you. I'll let you rookies tell the stories though, don't want to steal your thunder.

My first was from the halfway line.

I expect you to be that fat nerdy kid, that can crack the jokes.

Ive scored 4 in 10 years of playing so i could tell you all of mine
1st - kicked the ball out of the goalies hand (he only had one on it) was about 6 years old
2nd - header from about 2 yards out...was 14 when scored it (8 year gap )
3rd - screamer from 20 yards, laid off to me and i just smashed it...15
4th - counter attack, mate squared it and i just finished it off...16

My first goal was in a final, last minute, basically I got the ball on my own goal line, ripped their whole team, booted it up in the air on the halfway line, closed my eyes, caught it on my neck, flicked it up and volleyed it from 50 yards, went in off the underside of the bar

I was 3 by the way, playing against 7 year olds

Playing for my school team, I fucked a cross up and it ended up in the net

I was around 11, playing in a recreational league. teammate passes ball to me in the box, 1v1 with keeper and try to aim to the right post but my foot just did something totally different. i actually lobbed it over him, the ball rolled off my shin into my foot and boom goal.

I don't remember, I was really young. There are a few memorable ones though...

1) Got a through pass around the halfway line and ran 1v1 towards the keeper. I stopped with the ball about 20 yards out and hit it in the top left corner. Amazing goal, but risky as shit. I should have just continued and slot it past the keeper.

2) Same game as above. A defender was about to take a short goal kick towards his fellow defender, then I stepped infront of the defender and intercepted the pass to slot it in the goal. It's was like what happens a lot in short goal kicks on FIFA11.

3) Indoor soccer: A defender was about to clear a ball from his left corner spot so I jumped in front of him to block the shot. The ball hit my feet as I jumped and it curved like crazy in the near post. The keeper just stood in his tracks and was shocked. I was laughing my ass off.

4) A teammate crossed the ball towards the edge of the 18 yard box. The ball bounced once and I hit it on the half-volley with the outside of my right foot. The ball curved into the bottom right of the goal.

5) Our team reaches their first Cup final and we are playing our rivals. Score tied at 0-0 in last 15 minutes of the second half. A ball is played in the box and my teammate and a defender jump for the ball to head it. The ball deflects to the center about 20 yards away from goal and I pounce on it with a hard shot. The ball rockets past the keeper for the winning goal. Not the best of my goals, but the most important for sure.

6) I'm having a 9 game goal drought and there are 2 matches left in the season (the season is 11 games long). Everyone is in the box and I finally find the ball in front of me 6 yards away with no keeper in front of me. I stretch my feet and tap it in to break my goal drought. I score a beauty later in the same game and go on to score a great header in the final game of the season. I guess all I needed was a lousy tap-in to boost my confidence.

Dunno. Always used to play CB. I only started scoring when I got moved to right-back because of my pace .

I think my first one for my club was a bit similar to Benayoun's ve Fulham a few seasons ago. Accidental too .

Can remember my first 11-a-side goal. Was practically a tap-in, from about 15 yards, nothing special. It was the also the first goal of a hat-trick though, and the 3rd goal was a peach.

When I was in Primary and played for clubs we only did 7 a side, but in Year 7, I remember we had a friendly against the school next to us, I came on as a sub and within 10 seconds I lobbed the 'keeper

Do you guys actually remember your first goal or are you just taking the piss? I struggle to remember goals I scored earlier this season let alone my first ever goal

Hitchy wrote:Do you guys actually remember your first goal or are you just taking the piss? I struggle to remember goals I scored earlier this season let alone my first ever goal

I'm always a defender, so goals I score are pretty memorable.

Hitchy wrote:Do you guys actually remember your first goal or are you just taking the piss? I struggle to remember goals I scored earlier this season let alone my first ever goal

I was a left back, and I never scored like Hibbert.

Hitchy wrote:Do you guys actually remember your first goal or are you just taking the piss? I struggle to remember goals I scored earlier this season let alone my first ever goal

I remember my first goal because we got annihilated and my 1 goal was our only bright spot

I only ever scored a handful of goals in primary school; was never very good compared to my friends.

I only remember two goals, and they were in an indoor team practice. The ball was bouncing right in front of me, somewhere between 10 and 20 yards from the goal. There was a guy right next to me, so I just hit it as hard as I could on the half volley. It looped up and went into the net. I remember one of the guys on my team jumped on me when I scored. There was a rule where you couldn't kick it higher than a certain height, and I'm pretty sure it went over that because the other team was complaining about it. The coach just let it count though.

The other one was a penalty. I remember it being 0-0, and this fat Indian kid wanted to take it, so he could be a hat-trick hero, even though he hadn't scored yet. I was a hard worker when I was younger, so the coach let me take it. It was a pretty poor penalty, but the goalie didn't move, so it went in.

SBSP wrote:I only ever scored a handful of goals in primary school; was never very good compared to my friends.

I only remember two goals, and they were in an indoor team practice. The ball was bouncing right in front of me, somewhere between 10 and 20 yards from the goal. There was a guy right next to me, so I just hit it as hard as I could on the half volley. It looped up and went into the net. I remember one of the guys on my team jumped on me when I scored. There was a rule where you couldn't kick it higher than a certain height, and I'm pretty sure it went over that because the other team was complaining about it. The coach just let it count though.

The other one was a penalty. I remember it being 0-0, and this fat Indian kid wanted to take it, so he could be a hat-trick hero, even though he hadn't scored yet. I was a hard worker when I was younger, so the coach let me take it. It was a pretty poor penalty, but the goalie didn't move, so it went in.

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I was 10,just outside the box but nobody was marking me tightl so I shot into the bottom left corner and scored.We won 1-0 in the end.
However I remember before that,when I was 7,I dribbled past three 6graders and I was 1on1 but failed to score....

My first goal was from a corner i was on the edge of the 18 yard box, cross went in to the 6 yard box defender headed it out and i controlled it with one touch and just smashed it into the top right .

I only played properly in a team for 2 years before I started rugby, and I was left back so I only scored a couple. Only memorable one was where I took a throw in and nobody went for it and it just went in, ref didn't know what to do but he allowed it cause he was our coach. Bear in mind this wasn't on a full pitch, I'm not Delap.

I remember my first goal, my important goals and my good goals.

I also remember my last goal

was for our club we win 3-1 (I scored 2 goals )

Keeper took a goal kick from the edge of his box, it was coming for me so I kicked it with my left, it went over his head and into the back of the net

I've scored multiple goals like that

Chip wrote:I remember my first goal, my important goals and my good goals.

I also remember my last goal

was for our club we win 3-1 (I scored 2 goals )

Keeper took a goal kick from the edge of his box, it was coming for me so I kicked it with my left, it went over his head and into the back of the net

I've scored multiple goals like that

So something like this then

but not as far out, mine was from like in the middle of edge of box and half way

I've never scored

Seriously I've missed from 5 yards out

GK01 wrote:I've never scored

Seriously I've missed from 5 yards out

Oh Sam