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If you're gonna fail your exam, you might as well do it in style
Kris-
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Age : 32
Location : Surprisingly close to Lyngby stadium, Denmark
Here's some inspiration: http://funnyexam.com/
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Supports : Arsenal
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^lol, teacher writing wtf...
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What a coincidence, I spent like 15 minutes not too long ago going through this site. Found several funny ones.
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The ones by Peter are the best!
Barton-
- Formerly known as : JMB_94
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Age : 30
^^ quality
Pippo-
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at number 3
Alxj-
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FUCKIN LOL!
Pippo-
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I regret not doing this when in high school. There were a couple of tests that I might as well of turned in blank. I should have spent my time making jokes instead.
SBSP-
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I don't get the Rick one though.
Kaka11|LFC-
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This link might help you understand.SBSP_FIFA wrote:
I don't get the Rick one though.
http://www.yelp.com/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Ftechsmartly.net%2FfreePS3.html
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Sob, I had to drag it across the screen to stop it moving.Kaka11|LFC wrote:This link might help you understand.SBSP_FIFA wrote:
I don't get the Rick one though.
http://www.yelp.com/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Ftechsmartly.net%2FfreePS3.html
Barton-
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Age : 30
Kaka11|LFC wrote:This link might help you understand.SBSP_FIFA wrote:
I don't get the Rick one though.
http://www.yelp.com/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Ftechsmartly.net%2FfreePS3.html
Your a nob.
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SBSP_FIFA wrote:
I don't get the Rick one though.
You never heard of someone getting "Rick rolled?"
Kaka11|LFC-
- Posts : 846
Did you guys know about rick roll? If you did you shoulda guessed what the link was haha. :p
Kris-
- Posts : 842
Age : 32
Location : Surprisingly close to Lyngby stadium, Denmark
I agree. That one was completely obvious.
Kris-
- Posts : 842
Age : 32
Location : Surprisingly close to Lyngby stadium, Denmark
Here's one that didn't deserve to fail
Kuled-
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crump-
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I'll definitley look at more of these later, that 2G1C review is probably fake too.
Danny-
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Age : 30
Location : Burscough
That 2 girls one cup one is awesome
Kris-
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Age : 32
Location : Surprisingly close to Lyngby stadium, Denmark
I found one which is actually real (made by a classmate of mine).
Seeing as it's in Danish, I won't send the full link, but rather quote it from the middle of page 2 and down.
I've changed his name to only the first letter of each part of his name, as well as removing the town of the high school him and I used to go to.
Not only is this real, he acutally passed on writing that shit (barely passed, but he passed)
Seeing as it's in Danish, I won't send the full link, but rather quote it from the middle of page 2 and down.
It's always easy to be critical towards other people, especially people you don't know. I'm sitting here, criticizing humanity for not caring about itself, especially the lifestyle, while eating a scone full of sugar and emptying half a liter of pepsi
(Sigh, I hate writing stuff that only two people are going to ever read. The external teachers are the only ones who'll read this anyway, and it makes so little sense to me, wasting five hours on having two people read my rant)
The human is selfdestructive and we waste hours infront of the TV to "learn" stuff that we'll never use, because we can't be bothered to use it.
Allow genetically modified foods. Let broccoli taste like a big mac and carrots taste like twix, while we keep it healthy. The only reason this isn't happening, is because people don't know what GMO is about, understands stuff, funny enough, it is the same reason that they don't know that they should eat healthily, the lack of education. Make GMO that tastes great, while still being healthy, it is the way forward. The modern lifestyle is ruining us, the humans weren't meant to sit on an office. using a keyboard. We're meant for running, a lot, and hunting. We have to accept that we have to be more active, since our bodies are built for that, us bring broken down won't hold , just because we don't accept these facts.
Danish is a strange subject (not that I don't recognize your work). I seriously think that we need people to analyze texts and write books. I love reading books, not sitting for hours afterwards to analyze every sentence in the book. That I have to waste my life finding a hidden meaning, which in the end isn't identical with the authors opinion and idea with the book. This seems meaningless in so many ways, and I feel it's a waste of my life, to sit down and write 3-5 pages that contain a nice analysis and interpretation of a tv program, as well as setting it into perspective with another text that really doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure that you (the external teachers) have already read the other texts and are sure what the meaning of them are, which is why I find it very likely that I'll choose a wrong interpretation or perspective in your eyes...
I know that the contents of this essay isn't traditional, and it's probably not valued that this wasn't what I was supposed to write about. It will result in a bad grade, since I've started well, gotten some stuff relating to the subject into it, before going completely off the track. I have to accept that, seeing as you're bound by the government, as well as having your own opinion on what should be in a Danish essay. I haven't even finished all of my paragraphs in the essay, which isn't helping on the grade either.
I wish you, my dear patient reader a nice summer holiday. I thank you, for letting me take your time, to read my little bitter statement of a Danish essay. I hope you haven't seen it as criticism of your profession and job, but rather as a poor tech high student, who doesn't like writing Danish essays, and has found it easier to write loads of weird stuff instead, rather than writing a traditional essay. I hope you've smiled a bit too, and you're smiling a bit more, shile shaking your head over how stupid I'm allowed to be, which I've fully deserved.
Best regards
MTR - 3.D HTX ********
PS: Here's a picture of me
[Manipulated picture of the guy, replacing his face with an awesome smiley]
I've changed his name to only the first letter of each part of his name, as well as removing the town of the high school him and I used to go to.
Not only is this real, he acutally passed on writing that shit (barely passed, but he passed)
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Oh, that one went completely over my head.ahlycotc wrote:SBSP_FIFA wrote:
I don't get the Rick one though.
You never heard of someone getting "Rick rolled?"