ROFL @ Nani

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

And0TheGr8 wrote:look at that skinny twat...tatoos don't make you a bad ass

Agger skinny? What does that make Nani then?

an athlete?

Surely his neck isn't that long IRL?

And0 just dominated you all.

And0TheGr8 wrote:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

And0TheGr8 wrote:look at that skinny twat...tatoos don't make you a bad ass

Agger skinny? What does that make Nani then?

an athlete?

Really? I'm just as muscular, and my chest is bigger than his. The only thing that he has, that I don't is a six pack, mine is not as toned as his.

i mean, if you want to see some real goons......

LMAO, WTF?!

And0TheGr8 wrote:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

And0TheGr8 wrote:look at that skinny twat...tatoos don't make you a bad ass

Agger skinny? What does that make Nani then?

an athlete?

Means nothing, judging by his performance today, all Agger has to do is walk towards him and Nani will fall over..

I think Dan just dominated And0.

Is there a video of this nonsense anywhere? I didn't get to catch the game on Sunday morning. Had a little too much too drink night before.

Probably not. I think it was near the end of the game. IIRC Nani was dispossessed in the Liverpool half and Liverpool started to advance so Nani took a dive and play had to be stopped because he got himself a cramp.

SBSP_FIFA wrote:Probably not. I think it was near the end of the game. IIRC Nani was dispossessed in the Liverpool half and Liverpool started to advance so Nani took a dive and play had to be stopped because he got himself a cramp.

He didn't get cramp for diving, he dived in the Liverpool box quite before the cramp, then got the cramp a while after, didn't he?

And lol @ Nani being called skinny.

Arguing over which footballer would beat up the other, therefore being biased towards your teams player, pussys.

Aaron wrote:Arguing over which footballer would beat up the other, therefore being biased towards your teams player, pussys.

Rooney would shag Torres, literally.

kyro7 wrote:

Aaron wrote:Arguing over which footballer would beat up the other, therefore being biased towards your teams player, pussys.

Rooney would shag Torres, literally.

Hmmm. After his hair cut, he looks less like a girl though..

Although, I doubt Colleen's giving Wayne much action, so maybe you're right

Dan wrote:

And0TheGr8 wrote:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

And0TheGr8 wrote:look at that skinny twat...tatoos don't make you a bad ass

Agger skinny? What does that make Nani then?

an athlete?

Means nothing, judging by his performance today, all Agger has to do is walk towards him and Nani will fall over..

Means nothing?

It does mean something, it means the person who claimed Nani was skinny, was completely wrong, which is why he posted it in the first place.

I wonder if Nani has ever pulled a hammy while doing the moonwalk

kyro7 wrote:

Dan wrote:

And0TheGr8 wrote:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

And0TheGr8 wrote:look at that skinny twat...tatoos don't make you a bad ass

Agger skinny? What does that make Nani then?

an athlete?

Means nothing, judging by his performance today, all Agger has to do is walk towards him and Nani will fall over..

Means nothing?

It does mean something, it means the person who claimed Nani was skinny, was completely wrong, which is why he posted it in the first place.

Yes he is. I mean look at him, he's nothing like the ideal footballer physique that Frank Lampard possesses..

kyro7 wrote:

Aaron wrote:Arguing over which footballer would beat up the other, therefore being biased towards your teams player, pussys.

Rooney would shag Torres, literally.

If Torres still had his long hair he could be mistaken for a £1K prostitute. Wayne would defo have a go.

kyro7 wrote:He didn't get cramp for diving, he dived in the Liverpool box quite before the cramp, then got the cramp a while after, didn't he?

And lol @ Nani being called skinny.

It wasn't when he dived in the box, that was even more pathetic. This was in the Liverpool HALF.

menalawyerguy wrote:I wonder if Nani has ever pulled a hammy while doing the moonwalk

Dan wrote:Yes he is. I mean look at him, he's nothing like the ideal footballer physique that Frank Lampard possesses..

Dan wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

Dan wrote:

And0TheGr8 wrote:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

And0TheGr8 wrote:look at that skinny twat...tatoos don't make you a bad ass

Agger skinny? What does that make Nani then?

an athlete?

Means nothing, judging by his performance today, all Agger has to do is walk towards him and Nani will fall over..

Means nothing?

It does mean something, it means the person who claimed Nani was skinny, was completely wrong, which is why he posted it in the first place.

Yes he is. I mean look at him, he's nothing like the ideal footballer physique that Frank Lampard possesses..

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

kyro7 wrote:He didn't get cramp for diving, he dived in the Liverpool box quite before the cramp, then got the cramp a while after, didn't he?

And lol @ Nani being called skinny.

It wasn't when he dived in the box, that was even more pathetic. This was in the Liverpool HALF.

Nani is just trying to be like his idol.

To be honest, I'm delighted with Nani, in all competitions he has 1 goal and 6 assists in 4 starts and two subs on, class.

Agreed, he has come along leaps and bounds since Ronny left OT. Unlucky not to score on Saturday too.

ESSIENblaster wrote:Agreed, he has come along leaps and bounds since Ronny left OT. Unlucky not to score on Saturday too.

Yeah, with his first chance he should have put it away, but the strike that hit the post, wow, what an effort, he hit the woodwork against West Ham as well, he's a big plus for us.

He's going to have to keep it up with Valencia out as well.

kyro7 wrote:Nani is just trying to be like his idol.

He rapes kids?

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

kyro7 wrote:Nani is just trying to be like his idol.

He rapes kids?

But I thought Nani was MJ?

How could he be his idol.

And anyway, you don't know Michael Jackson raped kids.

kyro7 wrote:
But I thought Nani was MJ?

How could he be his idol.

And anyway, you don't know Michael Jackson raped kids.

Of course Michael Jackson raped kids, how else could Nani have been born other than the fact Michael Jackson raped C. Ronaldo as a child?













I'll stop now.

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

kyro7 wrote:
But I thought Nani was MJ?

How could he be his idol.

And anyway, you don't know Michael Jackson raped kids.

Of course Michael Jackson raped kids, how else could Nani have been born other than the fact Michael Jackson raped C. Ronaldo as a child?













I'll stop now.

Kyle Lafferty is brilliant.

























Actually, I'll stop now, because you'll probably go mad and kill your pet.

Well played.

Good thing I don't have a pet.

I had a pet once.

discovered it couldnt breath underwater though.




















neither could the dog, the cat, the hampster, the parrot or next doors younger kid who WAS a city fan.