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Dirty Little Secrets

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Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:45 pm

So what are your dirty little secrets? Doesn't have to be anything big or personal or anything like that, like don't tell us you like Transexuals or anything like that*cough* Polska *cough*

Just something that'll make us go "what the fuck?" or something funny or whatever.

Mine: In the 90's I used to listen to Blink-182, oh and sometimes I pretend to be a pirate. Neutral

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:16 pm

As a kid I used to use my toys to play football matches - 10 minutes a half. Godzilla was a beast of a striker.

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:16 pm

When I was 10 I was dared to climb up to the top of this massive tree... Took me about half an hour to make my way up there then I looked down and shit myself.

Cried my eyes out and wouldn't move... some random persons dad had to come up and get me down. Laughing

Laughing

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by El_indian Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:52 pm

I used to play WWF with my fingers as well as on the trampoline against an invisible opponent.

I did my best to make sure it looked like I was bouncing normally when really I laying down stunners, pedigree's, rock bottoms and people's elbows, not least of all - suplex's

It would be a tournament of sorts where I would vs people at my school and all the hot chicks from school would be watching - used to get quite emotional when I was getting the beat down.

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by dena Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:01 pm

When I was 14 I had a bad case of mud butt before a football match, figured I could have a go at it until halftime and release the hounds then, but it was too much, I tried to keep my cheeks as clenched as possible, but little squirts kept coming out. To resolve the feeling of playing with a wet arse, I wiped my bum on the grass during a stoppage of play, and that was enough to keep me going until halftime, although I did need to get a new pair or shorts and a quick wash. Unfortunately for a player on the opposing team, while going up for a header he landed in my little er... 'spot' The officials blamed it on wild animals.

Wild indeed. Dirty Little Secrets 279869

Dirty Little Secrets 279869

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by El_indian Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:04 pm

rofl

rofl

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Cadbury Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:11 am

Hmm..

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Danny Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:21 am

dena wrote:When I was 14 I had a bad case of mud butt before a football match, figured I could have a go at it until halftime and release the hounds then, but it was too much, I tried to keep my cheeks as clenched as possible, but little squirts kept coming out. To resolve the feeling of playing with a wet arse, I wiped my bum on the grass during a stoppage of play, and that was enough to keep me going until halftime, although I did need to get a new pair or shorts and a quick wash. Unfortunately for a player on the opposing team, while going up for a header he landed in my little er... 'spot' The officials blamed it on wild animals.

Wild indeed.

not worthy

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Kuled Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:39 am

Dena

rofl

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:12 am

i once had aiden grimeshaw standing behind me and all these girls were looking at him but i thought they were smiling at me and only to i went outside my friend told me he was in the shop tbh dont wacth x factor so i had no idea it was him i thought he was a gay person

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by SBSP Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:07 am

dena wrote:When I was 14 I had a bad case of mud butt before a football match, figured I could have a go at it until halftime and release the hounds then, but it was too much, I tried to keep my cheeks as clenched as possible, but little squirts kept coming out. To resolve the feeling of playing with a wet arse, I wiped my bum on the grass during a stoppage of play, and that was enough to keep me going until halftime, although I did need to get a new pair or shorts and a quick wash. Unfortunately for a player on the opposing team, while going up for a header he landed in my little er... 'spot' The officials blamed it on wild animals.

Wild indeed.

Gary Lineker?

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Post n°12

Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by RubyArmyCTFC Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:25 am

Uhh
Year 4 I farted in assembly then quickly said "who was that very loud?"
Year 6 I karatee kicked a door open, only to see my teacher standing right behind me.
Playing football I smashed the ball into my dads face, with the rebound hitting my mum in the face. Was laughing the rest of the match.
Also kicked the football in my managers bollox twice. Once when he was referee and the other time in training. Again I was laughing the rest of the match.
Year 7, I had to prove to the school nurse that I wasn't on drugs.
Year 8, I pissed off a year 9 so he started chasing me and I did a quick U-Turn making him run into a bin.

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by SBSP Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:40 am

Why do you have a Hereford avatar if you support Cheltenham? scratch

scratch

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:58 am

Rei wrote:As a kid I used to use my toys to play football matches - 10 minutes a half. Godzilla was a beast of a striker.

rofl

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:35 pm

Rei wrote:As a kid I used to use my toys to play football matches - 10 minutes a half. Godzilla was a beast of a striker.

This reminds me, I used to take my sister's barbies into the bathtub with me. Neutral

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Then I turned 17 and thought it was too weird so stopped. Neutral

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by El_indian Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:41 pm

I will admit I used to like dressing barbie a little shifty

shifty

even had a Ken doll at one point - used to make them kiss and shit as everybody does Neutral

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by SBSP Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:43 pm

BigPoppaSmurf wrote:

Rei wrote:As a kid I used to use my toys to play football matches - 10 minutes a half. Godzilla was a beast of a striker.

This reminds me, I used to take my sister's barbies into the bathtub with me.

Then I turned 17 and thought it was too weird so stopped.

rofl

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:58 pm

BigPoppaSmurf wrote:

Rei wrote:As a kid I used to use my toys to play football matches - 10 minutes a half. Godzilla was a beast of a striker.

This reminds me, I used to take my sister's barbies into the bathtub with me.

Then I turned 17 and thought it was too weird so stopped.

It took you that long to figure out? Laughing

Laughing

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:15 pm

I'm obviously joking. But when I was little I did take barbies into the bath with me and "play" with them.

It's scary how creepy that is. Neutral

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Mustangt125 Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:10 pm

Shit thread.

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by SBSP Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:17 pm

What's your little secret? Closet liberal? Mischief

Mischief

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:56 am

dena wrote:When I was 14 I had a bad case of mud butt before a football match, figured I could have a go at it until halftime and release the hounds then, but it was too much, I tried to keep my cheeks as clenched as possible, but little squirts kept coming out. To resolve the feeling of playing with a wet arse, I wiped my bum on the grass during a stoppage of play, and that was enough to keep me going until halftime, although I did need to get a new pair or shorts and a quick wash. Unfortunately for a player on the opposing team, while going up for a header he landed in my little er... 'spot' The officials blamed it on wild animals.

Wild indeed.

rofl

rofl

rofl

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:27 am

for 6 months i was a football league clubs match day mascot! but it wasn't Wolves!

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:07 am

'orrible bastard wrote:for 6 months i was a football league clubs match day mascot! but it wasn't Wolves!

What team? Smile

Smile

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by SBSP Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:41 am

We'll never know.

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:11 am

I shit myself in school when I was Year 1 because I was too afraid to put my hand up and ask my teacher if I could go to the toilet. I didn't know what to do when i'd done it and I could smell it starting to smell so I painted my arse red and blamed the paint for the smell when anyone asked (We had art)

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Cadbury Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:50 am

Forest wrote:I shit myself in school when I was Year 1 because I was too afraid to put my hand up and ask my teacher if I could go to the toilet. I didn't know what to do when i'd done it and I could smell it starting to smell so I painted my arse red and blamed the paint for the smell when anyone asked (We had art)

I smell bullshit.

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:00 am

In 1996, I cried when Mustafa died. Neutral

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:05 am

Ché Guayaba wrote:In 1996, I cried when Mustafa died.

Who's Mustafa?

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Re: Dirty Little Secrets

by Guest Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:11 am

Actually I meant, Mufasa. shifty

shifty

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