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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:55 am

    Fast mobile striker, who can play the lone man upfront or target man. His strength makes Drogba look like a little boy. He has more tricks up his sleave than Ronaldo, and can leave the defender biting the dust. He has a left foot like Roberto Carlos, and a right foot like Steven Gerrard. Where ever the ball lands, Heskey is there to put the ball in the back off the net. Who needs a £35 Million targer man, or a £50 Million poacher when you have Emile Heskey.

    When you watch tonights game between Manchester United and Chelsea, their strikers don't compare to Heskey. Heskey is a faster player than Torres, stronger than Drogba, shoots better than Rooney and has a better touch than Berbatov.

    He is the true complete forward

    not worthy Emile fucking Heskey.not worthy England legend.


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    Post by Kuled Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:56 am

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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:59 am

    The best English striker ever lived is ... 859644
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:59 am

    The fact you made this post isn't sad, it is the fact you think Gerrard has the best right foot ever.
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    Post by moscowmadeit3 Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:00 am

    not worthy

    I would love to have him upfront.
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    Post by Carlos Jenkinson Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:01 am

    James ♠️ wrote:The fact you made this post isn't sad, it is the fact you think Gerrard has the best right foot ever.

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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:02 am

    James ♠ wrote:The fact you made this post isn't sad, it is the fact you think Gerrard has the best right foot ever.

    Where does he say that he has the best right foot ever? Just a really good one. Your just looking for faults, which I find sad.
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:03 am

    No one seen it then Suspect
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    Post by Lux Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:03 am

    I was expecting a compilation of Heskey tripping over Coffee
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    Post by Fanatic Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:04 am

    James ♠ wrote:The fact you made this post isn't sad, it is the fact you think Gerrard has the best right foot ever.
    Are you blind or just stupid? I think I'm inclined towards the latter. He doesn't say Gerrard has the best right foot.
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:04 am

    Well he put Carlos who arguably has the best left foot ever so are you just telling me OP decided to put some random player in as right footed?

    No.
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    Post by Fanatic Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:05 am

    James ♠ wrote:Well he put Carlos who arguably has the best left foot ever so are you just telling me OP decided to put some random player in as right footed?

    No.
    You cant answer that question. You lose.
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    Post by Barton Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:05 am

    Lux wrote:I was expecting a compilation of Heskey tripping over The best English striker ever lived is ... 28973



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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:06 am

    James ♠️ wrote:Well he put Carlos who arguably has the best left foot ever so are you just telling me OP decided to put some random player in as right footed?

    No.

    Your saying he doesn't have a great right foot? scratch
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:06 am

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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:08 am

    Eternal Witcher wrote:
    James ♠️ wrote:Well he put Carlos who arguably has the best left foot ever so are you just telling me OP decided to put some random player in as right footed?

    No.

    Your saying he doesn't have a great right foot? scratch

    I'm saying he doesn't have the best. And him using Roberto Carlos as the left footer suggests he was trying to use the best of each.
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:08 am

    James ♠️ wrote:
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    James ♠️ wrote:Well he put Carlos who arguably has the best left foot ever so are you just telling me OP decided to put some random player in as right footed?

    No.

    Your saying he doesn't have a great right foot? scratch

    I'm saying he doesn't have the best. And him using Roberto Carlos as the left footer suggests he was trying to use the best of each.
    Maybe he wasn't, maybe he just put Carlos because it was the first player that came to his mind.
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    Post by El Jefe Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:11 am

    James ♠ wrote:Well he put Carlos who arguably has the best left foot ever so are you just telling me OP decided to put some random player in as right footed?

    No.
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:12 am

    kyro7 wrote:
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    James ♠️ wrote:Well he put Carlos who arguably has the best left foot ever so are you just telling me OP decided to put some random player in as right footed?

    No.

    Your saying he doesn't have a great right foot? scratch

    I'm saying he doesn't have the best. And him using Roberto Carlos as the left footer suggests he was trying to use the best of each.
    Maybe he wasn't, maybe he just put Carlos because it was the first player that came to his mind.


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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:13 am

    Beckham would have been a better choice for Right Foot
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    Post by samiz Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:34 am

    not worthy
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:42 am

    Emily not worthy
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:48 am

    Heskey >>God

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