Chad Ochocinco to try out for MLS team

Dan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:Well, our obesity rate is only 5% higher than yours. So if you can just slip in a large fry or vanilla shake at the end of the day, you should be good.

Thank you for the advice grand master. It will be taken on board, along with the extra fillet o'fish I've been told to take.

menalawyerguy wrote:

Dan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:Well, our obesity rate is only 5% higher than yours. So if you can just slip in a large fry or vanilla shake at the end of the day, you should be good.

Thank you for the advice grand master. It will be taken on board, along with the extra fillet o'fish I've been told to take.

Don't get too ambitious. If you start overtaking me, I'll have to start eating gluten right from the container. Nobody wants that.

Dan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Dan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:Well, our obesity rate is only 5% higher than yours. So if you can just slip in a large fry or vanilla shake at the end of the day, you should be good.

Thank you for the advice grand master. It will be taken on board, along with the extra fillet o'fish I've been told to take.

Don't get too ambitious. If you start overtaking me, I'll have to start eating gluten right from the container. Nobody wants that.

I was told by the uber-fatty Scuba Steve that you did that on a daily basis for a snack?

Weather130 wrote:I guess someone might just get a chance to play another type of football. It would be crazy if he somehow made the team.

Well, our obesity rate is only 5% higher than yours. So if you can just slip in a large fry or vanilla shake at the end of the day, you should be good.

menalawyerguy wrote:

Dan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Dan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:Well, our obesity rate is only 5% higher than yours. So if you can just slip in a large fry or vanilla shake at the end of the day, you should be good.

Thank you for the advice grand master. It will be taken on board, along with the extra fillet o'fish I've been told to take.

Don't get too ambitious. If you start overtaking me, I'll have to start eating gluten right from the container. Nobody wants that.

I was told by the uber-fatty Scuba Steve that you did that on a daily basis for a snack?

Maybe earlier in my career. If I try that now, I'll burn out half way through the season.

Dan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Dan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Dan wrote:

Thank you for the advice grand master. It will be taken on board, along with the extra fillet o'fish I've been told to take.

Don't get too ambitious. If you start overtaking me, I'll have to start eating gluten right from the container. Nobody wants that.

I was told by the uber-fatty Scuba Steve that you did that on a daily basis for a snack?

Maybe earlier in my career. If I try that now, I'll burn out half way through the season.

Ah, I see. Shame.

Dan wrote:He is a tremendous talent, no doubt about it. Can demolish one of them 'Big Boy' burgers in seconds.


Also heard a lot of good news from dena as well, seems to be the upcoming thing in the New York region.

menalawyerguy wrote:Well, our obesity rate is only 5% higher than yours. So if you can just slip in a large fry or vanilla shake at the end of the day, you should be good.

ZlatanFabregas wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:Well, our obesity rate is only 5% higher than yours. So if you can just slip in a large fry or vanilla shake at the end of the day, you should be good.

Is it really only 5%? I would say our country was in more trouble then considering the huge gap in population.

menalawyerguy wrote:

Dan wrote:He is a tremendous talent, no doubt about it. Can demolish one of them 'Big Boy' burgers in seconds.


Also heard a lot of good news from dena as well, seems to be the upcoming thing in the New York region.

Lotsa talent, but lacks discipline and maturity. Living on the 6th floor of a walk-up on the lower east side does not bode well for his future. But if he can work hard, convince the city to install an elevator and stay focused, I think his career could be promising.

Bogdan wrote:

USA Wins 1-1.

Scuba Steve wrote:Bitter bitter.

dena wrote:LeBron has Spanish blood?

BigJ0526 wrote:LeBitch James will renonce his citizenship so he can play for Spain so he can ring chase in a 2 hour ESPN special.