if you could be a footballer which footballer would you be?

title says it all


ps: please move

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t3501-rooney-will-face-no-further-action-over-elbow-incident

man u thread

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t3499-alexis-sanchez

serie a thread

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t3503-the-next-few-weeks-will-make-or-break-us-arsenal

arsenal thread

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t3498-police-saha-lucky-to-be-alive

everton thread

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t3458-rooney-should-not-be-banned

man u thread

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t3479-jurgen-klopp-breaks-his-glasses-in-celebration

bundesliga thread

It was funny at first but you don't half rip the ass out if things James

Sean wrote:It was funny at first but you don't half rip the ass out if things James

needs to be moved

Tom Cairney.






I dream of being an FM legend.

All cept for the Arsenal one should be a thread.

I'd be a strapping big african lad (hhhmmm diaby) dp'ing you with a butt plug.

Dan wrote:Tom Cairney.






I dream of being an FM legend.

you're a legend in my eyes....................






















and pants.

Wes Morgan or Lewis McGugan

Local lad, playing for his local team which is the team he loves. Adored by fans aswell.

Seriously though.... Hmm....

Wilshere I would like to be. A Polish Wilshere for Arsenal.

Or someone like Nuri Sahin, Renato Caja or someone like that who could pull all the strings in the midfield.

I'd be Messi. I'd start diving all over the place. Stick my middle finger up to Pep. Get caught nobbin loads of whores and sniffing gear off their tits.

Just for shits and giggles.

Messi, I hear he's quite good.

fergiesrednose wrote:

Dan wrote:Tom Cairney.






I dream of being an FM legend.

you're a legend in my eyes....................






















and pants.

Royal wrote:Messi, I hear he's quite good.

overated.

a luke chadwick wannabee.

Ramires.

vida

Kuled wrote:vida

id be your smalling..... but white.

Fred Hale.

He lives in the Solomon Islands and is the national team's goalkeeper.

fergiesrednose wrote:

Kuled wrote:vida

id be your smalling..... but white.

We'd have a nice partnership

Past - Michael Laudrup, so he would be less lazy and be regarded as one of the top players ever.

Present - Christian Eriksen