What street football games do you play?

Tit.

You stand in a circle and kick/head/knee etc the ball to each other while keeping it in the air. Best done in groups of about 10. If you drop the ball you get a T then an I etc.

If you get tit you stand up against the wall and everyone kicks the ball at you.

Copy exactly what I said then Jela

Never played Tit before.


Wembley Singles and Doubles.
Heads and Volleys.
One Bounce.
I can remember playing a football tennis type of game in PE at school.
Head Tennis.

luke. wrote:Copy exactly what I said then Jela

What a faggot! ASS? Who the fuck calls it that? Sound like something a fucking 2 year old would say.

Ain't you allowed to swear?

Used to play 60 seconds alot.

Obviously, Jammy Cups. Headers and Volleys, etc, we have another game too, but I can't remember what it's called

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:

luke. wrote:Copy exactly what I said then Jela

What a faggot! ASS? Who the fuck calls it that? Sound like something a fucking 2 year old would say.

Ain't you allowed to swear?

Wow, a member on here who is dumber then me.. Congratulations

I'm jelly, I don't have any football cages like that in my town.

Knock outs, or knock out doubles.

Shoot and save.

Shooties.

Heads and volleys + red arse with cling ons.

One bounce.

No bounce.

Heads + V's, 10 volleys and 10 headers, the person who concedes the last goal needed is on for red ass, then it's join-ons for whoever misses.
Singles/Knockouts, as explained before, that's it really

LFCJordan wrote:Knock outs, or knock out doubles.

Shoot and save.

Shooties.

Heads and volleys + red arse with cling ons.

One bounce.

No bounce.

We usually play one bounce one touch, 3 and in, knockouts, heads and v's etc..

If we're playing against a wall though, and it's just about 3 of us, we'll just have shoot outs, SPOT etc..

Sean CFC wrote:I played a game in PE called one touch

Basically you have about 20 people and a ball, you have one touch to try and hit another player (like Dodgeball). It's basically a mental session of people running around having balls booted at them

We did that in PE after we got bored of playing dodgeball for about 30 minutes, we'd just start fucking about and hoofing the ball at each other.

Good times.

I think i will pass on this one its been a while since i played football at all used to play for hours and my mate was a good Goalkeeper he did get a Scotland cap at under 16,s and i used to play football at times with Big Chris Iwelumo who plays for Burnley when i was younger, mostly it was his brother who played football with us as Chris Iwelumo is a few years younger than me.

Knockout Singles/Doubles

Knockout Secrets- 1 keeper. Each player then tells the keeper 1 team from the Premier League. Everytime a goal is scored, the scorer would say a team, and if someone had chosen that team, they'd be out.

Heads and Volleys

2 Touch

End to end (similar to 2 touch but you have as many touches as you want)


Vauxhall

Quite complicated to explain.

It's like pass and shoot but with points. For the first round, there's 1 keeper, and the rest are on the same team.

The keeper chooses a Premier League team and 1 keeper from that team who he pretends to be.

The outfield players choose another team and 1 player who they pretend to be.

You aren't allowed to shoot inside the are.

The game can only finish as 3-0, 3-1 or 2-2

If a shot goes wide, the keeper gets 1 point. 3 shots wide and no goals would be the keeper wins 3-0 and gets 3 points, whilst the rest of the players get 0 points.

3 goals by the outfield team with no shots wide means the outfield players all get 3 points each and win 3-0.

If there are 2 goals scored and 2 shots wide, both the keeper and outfield players get1 point each.


Each player keeps check on how Many pointsthey have won

After each player has had a turn in goal, you all add up your points and the player with the most wins.

Then you go to the shops and get a drink

A couple forgotten rules.

Doggy life= First person to lose all their lives gets granted an extra life for being shit.

Lamppost= Refusal to take batty beats results in everyone grabbing that person's limbs and leg-and-a-winging him into a lamppost balls first. As you get older this rule is played less often due to the loser being stronger and also mature enough to take said batty beats.

Fucking hell Ryan

It was only the gimps in school that got lamppost. They'd be shit scared to take batty beats so lamppost is initiated. It's sort like when you call "pile-on". Everyone shouts "lamppost" and ambushes them. They usually cried aswell

We used to play headers & volleys, just 5 a side matches and if there's only two of us then goal to goal.

Danish Football was a fun game to play at school in PE in the Sports Hall

Group was split in two, and each player on each team was given a number.

Both teams lined up along the wall, side by side, at each end of the Sports Hall. Our Sports Hall had a line across it about 8ft high and we used that as Crossbar.

Teacher would then call out a number, and the person that was given that number from each team would both run to the ball in the middle and play 1v1, an had to try and score against the rest of the other team along the whole wall.

Was brilliant when the teacher called All In. Could run around just kicking the shit out of everyone, then you'd get the geeks standing at the side not wanting to get stuck in

Batty beats.
Never heard it be called that before, it's just red arse here, and end to end = longies.

Don't get to play many of them anymore because we always play on a pitch now for a piss about, not on a cage. Just play singles and doubles mainly. We play this game called FA Cup too (fuck knows why it's called that), where you have a keeper and everyone else gets a penalty, a free kick, 3 touches from the half way line then unlimited touches from the half way line. Whoever scores the most wins and picks the next keeper, or if it's a tie it goes into a penalty shootout.

The place where we usually play is being renovated atm. They're putting in all new fencing and removing the small goals and putting bigger ones in (not full size)

Should be pretty good. Always get some good 5 a side matches going on down there. Group of lads 2 years above us at school often offer our lot a game and it's pretty good.

Not sure what our main game is called but it is this, sounds kinda complicated but it really isnt:
1 goalie, rest outfield.
Aim of the game is to not go in goal
The game has a timer eg 30 seconds
Goalie decides what type of mistake needs to occur for him to be replaced eg goalie could say 'wides', if a player shoots wide of the goal he goes in goal....goalie could say 'catches' if he catches the ball the player who shot goes in
If a player scores the timer is reset
If the timer runs out the last player who touched the ball goes in goal

We also call the game Knockouts either Wembley Singles or Wembley Doubles
We also play headers and volleys as well as SLAM

Curby? ...........

3 and in. One guy in goal,and everyone else tries to score. Whoever scores 3 goals is the new goalie.

Salad-a-kick. So you have a home base like in baseball, and people go around trying to nutmeg other players. Whoever gets nutmegged has to run to the base. Before he reaches the base everyone else is allowed to kick the shit out of him.

bcfcben wrote:Not sure what our main game is called but it is this, sounds kinda complicated but it really isnt:
1 goalie, rest outfield.
Aim of the game is to not go in goal
The game has a timer eg 30 seconds
Goalie decides what type of mistake needs to occur for him to be replaced eg goalie could say 'wides', if a player shoots wide of the goal he goes in goal....goalie could say 'catches' if he catches the ball the player who shot goes in
If a player scores the timer is reset
If the timer runs out the last player who touched the ball goes in goal

We also call the game Knockouts either Wembley Singles or Wembley Doubles
We also play headers and volleys as well as SLAM

We play that game sometimes. Just call it wides and overs.

Rei wrote:3 and in. One guy in goal,and everyone else tries to score. Whoever scores 3 goals is the new goalie.

Salad-a-kick. So you have a home base like in baseball, and people go around trying to nutmeg other players. Whoever gets nutmegged has to run to the base. Before he reaches the base everyone else is allowed to kick the shit out of him.

First one sounds shit, going it the net is a bad thing.

Second one sounds awesome though.

Luxz0rz wrote:Curby? ...........

It's not really a football game though, just a ball game. Unless you're kicking the ball to try and hit the curb, i've done that a few times.

We called SLAM, Wallie

Are England playing tonight? Loads of statuses on Facebook saying Come on England

Sean CFC wrote:Knockouts

Long shots

Headers and volleys

And we call it red arsed

This.