Prison

Any of you lads spent time in prison?

What was it like?

Yeah. Dropped some soap, got bummed by a black guy, the usual.

Why can't anyone take it seriously?

Because none of us are convicts.

Mr. Ree wrote:Why can't anyone take it seriously?

Do you honestly expect someone on here has been to prison?

Mr. Ree wrote:Why can't anyone take it seriously?

Exactly what I was thinking mate. But no I'm only 14

Although I have been lifted a few times

Ben10 wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:Why can't anyone take it seriously?

Do you honestly expect someone on here has been to prison?

Well, I have. So I figured why not ask if anyone else has.

It's so easy to end up in prison these days. Ridiculous.

:affraid:

Why were you in prison then?

Fight in a nightclub. I was hardly even involved. Like I said, It's not hard to end up in prison these days.

Was only for a few weeks tho

Only for a few weeks? :? That kind of thing ruins careers

Well we all know your a nice guy really mate

Crikey

What was prison like?

Yeah, I was a black guy. Some guy dropped the soap so I bummed him.

I spent around 35 minutes in a little boy prison for stealing some penny sweets(Not joking about this by the way)

Jord wrote:I spent around 35 minutes in a little boy prison for stealing some penny sweets(Not joking about this by the way)

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Joke

Ben10 wrote:Crikey

What was prison like?

Defo not as bad as people make it out to be. Only saw the odd fight. I never got involved. No one got raped or anything lol, it was nothing like Green Street 2 or anything.

Just boring as FUCK. Time literally crawls by.

Mr. Ree wrote:

Ben10 wrote:Crikey

What was prison like?

Defo not as bad as people make it out to be. Only saw the odd fight. I never got involved. No one got raped or anything lol, it was nothing like Green Street 2 or anything.

Just boring as FUCK. Time literally crawls by.

Didn't think it'd be that bad tbh, just boring like you say. Seriously though, what did you do in this fight to get a few weeks? I just can't imagine you doing anything like that

Jail and Youth Authorities, never big people prison. Fuck that, I'd rather die then go in there.

They race fat people there. I don't like to run.

my mate went to prison like 2 months b4 I went to malta

Royal wrote:Yeah. Dropped some soap, got bummed by a black guy, the usual.

How does that vary from your normal life on the outside?

Luxz0rz wrote:Only for a few weeks? :? That kind of thing ruins careers

Unless your career is with Newcastle United.

Ryan wrote:Yeah, I was a black guy. Some guy dropped the soap so I bummed him.

Jelly or syrup, bubba?

Ben10 wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:

Ben10 wrote:Crikey

What was prison like?

Defo not as bad as people make it out to be. Only saw the odd fight. I never got involved. No one got raped or anything lol, it was nothing like Green Street 2 or anything.

Just boring as FUCK. Time literally crawls by.

Didn't think it'd be that bad tbh, just boring like you say. Seriously though, what did you do in this fight to get a few weeks? I just can't imagine you doing anything like that

Haha, tbh I don't remember much, I was quite drunk, but CCTV footage apparently showed me attempting to hit someone over the head with a beer bottle That's is NOT the type of person I am. I'm not even violent. I saw the CCTV footage and it's so blurry and shit quality, I do not even know how they came to that conclusion. In fact, I could've been throwing a leaflet at a friend. But they interpreted it as a bottle because someone had a massive gash in their head.

I have never been to prison, or had any run ins with the police.

Except one time they took my football off me and asked for my name, and I didn't know what to do cos' all I was doing was playing kirby, and I didn't want them to know my name in case they put me of police records or summat (I was only year 9 at the time), so I gave them a fake name and they believed me

I got chased by the police once because we had a bonfire on a golf course....but I got away because I had a secret escape in the forest

forestfcfan wrote:I have never been to prison, or had any run ins with the police.

Except one time they took my football off me and asked for my name, and I didn't know what to do cos' all I was doing was playing kirby, and I didn't want them to know my name in case they put me of police records or summat (I was only year 9 at the time), so I gave them a fake name and they believed me

Nigel Clough?

Mr. Ree wrote:

Ben10 wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:

Ben10 wrote:Crikey

What was prison like?

Defo not as bad as people make it out to be. Only saw the odd fight. I never got involved. No one got raped or anything lol, it was nothing like Green Street 2 or anything.

Just boring as FUCK. Time literally crawls by.

Didn't think it'd be that bad tbh, just boring like you say. Seriously though, what did you do in this fight to get a few weeks? I just can't imagine you doing anything like that

Haha, tbh I don't remember much, I was quite drunk, but CCTV footage apparently showed me attempting to hit someone over the head with a beer bottle That's is NOT the type of person I am. I'm not even violent. I saw the CCTV footage and it's so blurry and shit quality, I do not even know how they came to that conclusion. In fact, I could've been throwing a leaflet at a friend. But they interpreted it as a bottle because someone had a massive gash in their head.

Was it your first run in with the police?

menalawyerguy wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:I have never been to prison, or had any run ins with the police.

Except one time they took my football off me and asked for my name, and I didn't know what to do cos' all I was doing was playing kirby, and I didn't want them to know my name in case they put me of police records or summat (I was only year 9 at the time), so I gave them a fake name and they believed me

Nigel Clough?

Nope, some geeky lad from school

forestfcfan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:I have never been to prison, or had any run ins with the police.

Except one time they took my football off me and asked for my name, and I didn't know what to do cos' all I was doing was playing kirby, and I didn't want them to know my name in case they put me of police records or summat (I was only year 9 at the time), so I gave them a fake name and they believed me

Nigel Clough?

Nope, some geeky lad from school

Kuled?