"And now we move on to the subject of Ronaldo, the target of more clubs than a baby seal"
"Arsenal had a worse conversion rate than a vicar in Tehran"
"Liverpool's result looked like something out of Posh Spice's diary, Eight-Nothing"
"Like an Egyptian fish; living in de-Nile."
"More super cup action than a dyslexic person making a snack"
"flying overhead like a knock knock joke told to Rio Ferdinand"
"Arshavin is going to smooth over the cracks at Arsenal"
AC Jimbo -“Barry, what are the chances of Newcastle beating Sunderland?”
Barry G - “I think Sunderland are gonna win.”
AC Jimbo -“Ah Barry, your like a Egyptian Goldfish… in denial.”
“Stephen Ireland, a man who’s had more stiff nans than a dodgy indian restaurant.”
"Tasting defeat more often than a man eating a centipede"
AC Jimbo needs some love. Any more?
