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Cold water in arab country?

Eternal Witcher wrote:Cold water in arab country?

This. I don't think nations east of Germany have water, mate.

I am also Muslim.

Class act. Football will miss Michael Owen, it's just as well he's got a great voice and will be blessing us with his commentary.

SBSP wrote:I am also Muslim.

You're not really Muslim, you live in California.

I swear Keyser was jewish.

Jay wrote:Keyser, I would like to wish you a happy Eid.   I have replaced the devil's drink with the beverage favoured by the prophet Muhammad --  cold water.

Source: http://www.aussiemuslims.com/forums/showthread.php?8892-Prophet-Muhammad-s-(PBUH)-Favourite-foods

someone on the internet wrote:Aisha (ra) had this to say about the food the Prophet (saas) enjoyed:

"Rasulullah (saas) loved halva and honey."134

"Among foods, he liked mutton, broth, pumpkins, sweet things, honey, dates, milk, cream, melons, grapes and cucumbers. He also liked cold water."135

She adds:

"Rasulullah (saas) ate watermelon with fresh dates."136 

134. Shamaa-il Tirmidhi, Islamic Book Service Publications, New Delhi, 2000, p. 160
135. Islam and Christianity, The Superior Morality and Habits of Hadrat Muhammad (saas), http://www.hizmetbooks.org/Islam_and...tianity/10.htm
136. Shamaa-il Tirmidhi, Islamic Book Service Publications, New Delhi, 2000, p. 188

Forgive my ignorance if there is any, I saw it was Eid on my timeline and I remembered that you celebrate it. A quick google search provided me with this wealth of information.

Thank you, Mr Swaggum. And don't worry, a man of your skills would have to try very hard indeed to be ignorant. Very touching, makes me even more of a dick for not wishing you a happy day of birth. Its late but it'll have to do. Happy birthday  

Moriarty wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Cold water in arab country?

This. I don't think nations east of Germany have water, mate.

Yes, I can confirm this. For years we've just drunk fruit based liquids and sand, until recently that is, when Bears Grylls taught us to distill Camel piss into drinkable water.

SBSP wrote:I am also Muslim.

Stop trying to be me, SBSP  

Stranger wrote:I swear Keyser was jewish.

We are all Jewish at heart.

strong/10 post

That's a very insightful post, thanks for that. If only oil was drinkable.

Jay, are you around and ready to make a gif ? Please.



From about 0:44-0:46 when Ferguson is fainting can you turn into a gif with a caption saying "I think I have Carraghitis" or "I think I'm coming down with Carraghitis" but that might be too long to fit on.

Eternal Witcher wrote:That's a very insightful post, thanks for that. If only oil was drinkable.

And waste oil ? Very few lives are worth wasting oil on.

Keyser Söze wrote:Jay, are you around and ready to make a gif ? Please.



From about 0:44-0:46 when Ferguson is fainting can you turn into a gif with a caption saying "I think I have Carraghitis"  or "I think I'm coming down with Carraghitis" but that might be too long to fit on.

 Do it.

  

I get back home on the 19th so that's the nearest you can get it. Forgive me for not bringing my Macbook Pro (elitist) on vacation. I am currently suffering from problems that never troubled me when I was a child. Oh, the woes of adulthood. I will be quite busy over the next couple of days so I probably won't post at all. I only check here when we are home and I have checked my new networks

There are two festivals over the next two days and I am taking my friend to her first football match on Sunday. Feyenoord vs Twente, I am very pumped for that game.

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Jay wrote:
I get back home on the 19th so that's the nearest you can get it. Forgive me for not bringing my Macbook Pro (elitist) on vacation. :roll:I am currently suffering from problems that never troubled me when I was a child. Oh, the woes of adulthood. I will be quite busy over the next couple of days so I probably won't post at all. I only check here when we are home and I have checked my new networks

There are two festivals over the next two days and I am taking my friend to her first football match on Sunday. Feyenoord vs Twente, I am very pumped for that game.

Q

 

Mf I would rather not be Forest MK2, so I hope you understand why I rarely, if ever discuss personal matters -- including women -- with members of the Electronic Arts forum and the wolfpack. But I will be a gentleman and clarify something for you -- the giggidy emoticon you have used would have been a better fit for the 16 year old hormone-crazed sex-driven Jay Swaggum. However as an adult, I have matured and I would rather seek companionship instead of commitment. But times like today are when I realize why I used to classify women alongside mud, chanks, and ice creams when I was a child. 

tl;dr - been there, done that, hoping that the grass is greener on the other side without getting trapped in weeds.

Btw, stroopwaffels are incredible. Absolutely fucking incredible. I am going to bring a few boxes back home... Holland really outdid themselves here. Keyser mf, the feeling I get when I eat stroopwaffels are similar to what I assume a Muslim male must feel like after breaking his fast at sunset with his favourite meal. They're cheap af too. 

All the Liverpool fans are so proud of John Henry. 

Pleaseeee. 

"
 @paulspeed64: For some reason I'm glad Liverpool have John Henry on their side .  You get the feeling he knows what he's doing. "

Mirin you, Jay. I'm pretty sure I'm done in terms of holidays until 2017.

All Arsenal can do is mire that steam powered hammer.

Jay wrote:Mf I would rather not be Forest MK2, so I hope you understand why I rarely, if ever discuss personal matters -- including women -- with members of the Electronic Arts forum and the wolfpack. But I will be a gentleman and clarify something for you -- the giggidy emoticon you have used would have been a better fit for the 16 year old hormone-crazed sex-driven Jay Swaggum. However as an adult, I have matured and I would rather seek companionship instead of commitment. But times like today are when I realize why I used to classify women alongside mud, chanks, and ice creams when I was a child. 

tl;dr - been there, done that, hoping that the grass is greener on the other side without getting trapped in weeds.

Mirin' that self-control  

Until Jay can work his magic this is my humble (but rather meek) attempt. It'll have to do for now.




Edit: Seems too short

Edit again: Re-watched the video again and its the clip itself that's short.

Who was this?

Who else loves to put Chris down?  

He makes it easy, bless him. Especially when he wears makeup.

I wish I could still access my gyazo of his blonde picture.

Fuck, i miss that makeup picture.