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What other man would think of using the name Glen Damon Johnson?

When you are as famous as I am, people will try to bring you down however they can. I've had my banker call me and say, "Glen mate, another account has been made in Kenya in your name. You've got to stop alienating powerful enemies online, mate." I respond, "Mate, I will alienate as many Carraghpostles as it takes to spread the Glen Damon message."

Really, Glen?

 

Is anyone else shocked that Arsenal have bid 40m for an average finisher in Suarez while one of the deadliest strikers in the game, Gary "Onion Bag" Hooper is available for just 5 million pounds?

like dis if u cry evry time

Eternal Witcher wrote:

like dis if u cry evry time

Why are Arsenal not going after this stallion? Suarez would have sneakily rammed his tattooed wrist into the defender's gut before feasting on him like a savage tearing at a corpse.  

omg loooooooool that GIF ♥

Jay wrote:

Really, Glen?

  That's definitely Alan.

This is what someone said to me on Redcafe:

I 100% agree with you, especially happy you clearly know about puyol beyond his hype lol.

looks like you're very knowledgable. it's great to see someone with your knowledge posting around.

Bayern are playing quite well for a friendly.

I was given an EA IP ban overnight.  

http://carraghitisfoundation.blogspot.com/

I did this in about 15 minutes, do I get the message across clearly enough?

Btw, Theo was right:

I admire his relentlessness.

Is that another player Arsenal will fail to sign?

My signature is fantastic.

The Zlatan wrote:I admire his relentlessness.

 I know loooool. Every fucking day he tweeted some hate to EA

Banned again. No doubt that butthurt Porto fan couldn't handle being embarrassed so he reported me. When I ask Empenza for evidence of begin a dupe he ignores me and just banned me quicker  

The Oxbridge mafia has extended its dominating grip to football forums.

Moriarty wrote:The Oxbridge mafia has extended its dominating grip to football forums.

 

I just find it infuriating that when I report abusive users on EA nothing is done yet when people report about me I'm instantly banned and this cockamamie excuse of "dupe" is branded about  

How am I supposed to follow through with this comment if I'm always banned instantly and unfairly with no evidence

masutora wrote:Also adding that someone won't be banned for something they did months ago if they have behaved since. This last part suggests that if they haven't caused trouble on their duplicate account, they'll be left alone.

That non-problematic/rule breaking dupes will be allowed to remain if they can go a certain number of posts without it being obvious that they are dupes. It was just an idea, not sure if it'll stick.

Something about this tickles me funny.

Keyser Söze wrote:

Moriarty wrote:The Oxbridge mafia has extended its dominating grip to football forums.

 

I just find it infuriating that when I report abusive users on EA nothing is done yet when people report about me I'm instantly banned and this cockamamie excuse of "dupe" is branded about  

How am I supposed to follow through with this comment if I'm always banned instantly and unfairly with no evidence

masutora wrote:Also adding that someone won't be banned for something they did months ago if they have behaved since. This last part suggests that if they haven't caused trouble on their duplicate account, they'll be left alone.

That non-problematic/rule breaking dupes will be allowed to remain if they can go a certain number of posts without it being obvious that they are dupes. It was just an idea, not sure if it'll stick.

You can't really do anything about it. Trashing Jamie Carragher is considered trolling, yet trashing every other player is fine according to emilempenza.

I didn't even know Masutora was still an active member.

I think I'm going to abandon Christianity after reading the eyeopening posts from BlinkBlues, Carvalho, and Dia"in a drawer full of red and black panties"volo. I've read similar arguments written by the likes of Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins, but the intelligence and clever diction the members on EA exhibit really elevates them above those two.

Moriarty wrote:I think I'm going to abandon Christianity after reading the eyeopening posts from BlinkBlues, Carvalho, and Dia"in a drawer full of red and black panties"volo.  I've read similar arguments written by the likes of Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins, but the intelligence and clever diction the members on EA exhibit really elevates them above those two.

Why is Diavolo even participating in the debate ? He's comments are embarrassing him and showing how little he understands about the subject. As for Blink, well he's studied philosophy for 4 years so he's more than qualified and he's opinions are supremely correct.

Keyser Söze wrote:

Moriarty wrote:I think I'm going to abandon Christianity after reading the eyeopening posts from BlinkBlues, Carvalho, and Dia"in a drawer full of red and black panties"volo.  I've read similar arguments written by the likes of Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins, but the intelligence and clever diction the members on EA exhibit really elevates them above those two.

Why is Diavolo even participating in the debate ? He's comments are embarrassing him and showing how little he understands about the subject. As for Blink, well he's studied philosophy for 4 years so he's more than qualified and he's opinions are supremely correct.

They always talk about bigotry, yet it's pretty clear they're bigots themselves.  I'm not even talking about Diavolo's constant casual racism when I say that, either.

It bothers me how BlinkBlues, the most intellectually mundane individual known to man, claims some sort of high ground by throwing around phrases like "nothing I believe in is faith, it is all pure scientific analysis" or something along those lines.

Moriarty wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:

Why is Diavolo even participating in the debate ? He's comments are embarrassing him and showing how little he understands about the subject. As for Blink, well he's studied philosophy for 4 years so he's more than qualified and he's opinions are supremely correct.

They always talk about bigotry, yet it's pretty clear they're bigots themselves.  I'm not even talking about Diavolo's constant casual racism when I say that, either.

It bothers me how BlinkBlues, the most intellectually mundane individual known to man, claims some sort of high ground by throwing around phrases like "nothing I believe in is faith, it is all pure scientific analysis" or something along those lines.

Don't you know ? He had a Darwinistic awakening at the age of 14. That's a mark of a genius.

But in all seriousness, some of the comments they've levelled towards religion are extremely ignorant and not to mention offensive. There is a way to be critical of religion but the manner they are doing it is extremely redundant and shallow, no points are formed just petty insults thrown around like "evil" and "low intellect". If we'd have acted in such a manner towards insignificant topics in comparison such as Milan and City we'd be branded trolls and banned.

Catholicism looks a treat these days, new pope is on course for sainthood.

Keyser Söze wrote:Don't you know ? He had a Darwinistic awakening at the age of 14. That's a mark of a genius.

But in all seriousness, some of the comments they've levelled towards religion are extremely ignorant and not to mention offensive. There is a way to be critical of religion but the manner they are doing it is extremely redundant and shallow, no points are formed such petty insults thrown around. If we'd have acted in such a manner towards insignificant topics in comparison such as Milan and City we'd be branded trolls and banned.

  That's what it takes to be an agnostic atheist.

Yeah, I have no problem with the people who basically say that they are not religious but both you and they have a right to be wrong on the matter. I just can't stand it when people fail to make dozens of important distinctions when discussing religion.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Catholicism looks a treat these days, new pope is on course for sainthood.

You'd better hope so, the Catholic Church is becoming like Chelsea with all of these sackings and excuses.