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    Post by Novi Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:59 am

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    Novi wrote:Anyone recommend a film to watch tonight? Was thinking about Dredd or something...

    Ong Bak.

    I dunno. Maybe Crazy Stupid Love for the 4th time. Razz

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    Post by Forest Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:59 am

    Got asked this weird question today by some drunk twat at Forest Laughing

    'Would you rather watch a porno starring your mum or dad, or watch a porno with your mum or dad?'


    I just walked away
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:01 am

    Cam wrote:
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    Explain why I am stupid Cameron.



    Sheffield FC are the worlds oldest football club, and they're fucking shit. That counts for nothing Danny.

    Because you say some incredibly retarded things in your time, you've applied to 5 pretty bad universities, and judging from these two things, I have concluded that you're a bit stupid

    Ok Cam Laughing rofl

    From September I never even dreamed of going to University in my life and was predicted a D/E for my Maths GCSE exam, I pretty much had to work my bollocks off through my GCSEs to get the pretty good grades I did. I'm not 'academic' in such skills as Maths or Science in the slightest, my main strength is pretty much skills you can't get from mainstream schooling, which is why I'm doing Business Management at Uni.

    In October I was in the Army Careers office to apply to be in the logistics, 30 days later I had submitted my UCAS degree after deciding it wasn't for me.

    You're clearly one of these University snobs and I don't see how you can come to the terms of a 'pretty bad university' which is just a statement that makes me generally annoyed.

    Any other 'conclusion' to how I'm abit stupid or have you done been a judgemental arse hole?
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:01 am

    Forest wrote:Got asked this weird question today by some drunk twat at Forest Laughing

    'Would you rather watch a porno starring your mum or dad, or watch a porno with your mum or dad?'


    I just walked away

    When I get bored I annoy my mates by asking these sort of questions Laughing
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    Post by Jord Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:01 am

    Forest wrote:Does anyone here genuinely like the food at Nandos? I personally do as I love any sort of chicken. It just seems a lot of people like to say 'OMG NEED A NANDOS' just for the social side of things if you know what I mean, as opposed to the actual food. Because if you weren't a chicken lover i'd say TGI Fridays is a better choice of restaurant. I dunno, maybe everyone loves chicken. Everyone should love chicken anyway. Chicken is the greatest food on earth
    Have you heard of vegetarians?
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:02 am

    Vegetarians make me fucking annoyed.

    The human body was made for meat, fuck sake.
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    Post by JamieB Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:02 am

    Thankfully i don't know any anymore


    I knew one but she has isn't one anymore Laughing
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:03 am

    People who are veggies/vegans are influenced by some stupid fad or GreenPeace etc, theres no need for it. Your body needs meat, obviously you can survive without it but..
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    Post by Cam Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:03 am

    crump wrote:
    Cam wrote:

    Because you say some incredibly retarded things in your time, you've applied to 5 pretty bad universities, and judging from these two things, I have concluded that you're a bit stupid

    Ok Cam Laughing rofl

    From September I never even dreamed of going to University in my life and was predicted a D/E for my Maths GCSE exam, I pretty much had to work my bollocks off through my GCSEs to get the pretty good grades I did. I'm not 'academic' in such skills as Maths or Science in the slightest, my main strength is pretty much skills you can't get from mainstream schooling, which is why I'm doing Business Management at Uni.

    In October I was in the Army Careers office to apply to be in the logistics, 30 days later I had submitted my UCAS degree after deciding it wasn't for me.

    You're clearly one of these University snobs and I don't see how you can come to the terms of a 'pretty bad university' which is just a statement that makes me generally annoyed.

    Any other 'conclusion' to how I'm abit stupid or have you done been a judgemental arse hole?


    Cool story bro
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:04 am

    Cam wrote:
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    Ok Cam Laughing rofl

    From September I never even dreamed of going to University in my life and was predicted a D/E for my Maths GCSE exam, I pretty much had to work my bollocks off through my GCSEs to get the pretty good grades I did. I'm not 'academic' in such skills as Maths or Science in the slightest, my main strength is pretty much skills you can't get from mainstream schooling, which is why I'm doing Business Management at Uni.

    In October I was in the Army Careers office to apply to be in the logistics, 30 days later I had submitted my UCAS degree after deciding it wasn't for me.

    You're clearly one of these University snobs and I don't see how you can come to the terms of a 'pretty bad university' which is just a statement that makes me generally annoyed.

    Any other 'conclusion' to how I'm abit stupid or have you done been a judgemental arse hole?


    Cool story bro

    Apologies for any offence I have caused Cameron.
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    Post by Cam Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:04 am

    crump wrote:Vegetarians make me fucking annoyed.

    The human body was made for meat, fuck sake.

    > Calls me a judgemental Arsehole
    > Starts judging Vegetarians
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    Post by Forest Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:05 am

    Jord wrote:
    Forest wrote:Does anyone here genuinely like the food at Nandos? I personally do as I love any sort of chicken. It just seems a lot of people like to say 'OMG NEED A NANDOS' just for the social side of things if you know what I mean, as opposed to the actual food. Because if you weren't a chicken lover i'd say TGI Fridays is a better choice of restaurant. I dunno, maybe everyone loves chicken. Everyone should love chicken anyway. Chicken is the greatest food on earth
    Have you heard of vegetarians?

    Aye. One of my mates is one. I'm always trying to get a bit of meat inside her with no success.
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    Post by Jord Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:05 am

    crump wrote:Vegetarians make me fucking annoyed.

    The human body was made for meat, fuck sake.
    I agree with the last part. Meat provides all sorts of good things for growth, strength, nutrition and all that nonsense but I know two people who are vegetarians and they put up some valid points. Of of them simply states that if we can eat animals then why can't we eat humans, since they are in fact animals? The other says stuff about animal cruelty and that 90% of meat is battery farmed so he won't touch any of it.

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    Post by JamieB Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:05 am

    crump wrote:People who are veggies/vegans are influenced by some stupid fad or GreenPeace etc, theres no need for it. Your body needs meat, obviously you can survive without it but..


    Other means of surviving without it yes but the smell of bacon is enough to stop you from being a vegetarian surely shifty


    She wasn't that bad, its just awkward being in subway when she's a vegetarian Laughing
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    Post by Jord Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:06 am

    Forest wrote:
    Jord wrote:Have you heard of vegetarians?

    Aye. One of my mates is one. I'm always trying to get a bit of meat inside her with no success.
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    Post by Forest Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:07 am

    That human point is good. I've always wondered what a human would taste like (that probably sounds really weird)

    I can imagine our thighs to be really tasty if you put them on the grill and add a bit of piri piri sauce
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:08 am

    Jord wrote:
    crump wrote:Vegetarians make me fucking annoyed.

    The human body was made for meat, fuck sake.
    I agree with the last part. Meat provides all sorts of good things for growth, strength, nutrition and all that nonsense but I know two people who are vegetarians and they put up some valid points. Of of them simply states that if we can eat animals then why can't we eat humans, since they are in fact animals? The other says stuff about animal cruelty and that 90% of meat is battery farmed so he won't touch any of it.


    Does a lion eat a lion? (Do they? shifty)


    Back 10 years ago it pretty much was a large part, it's all changed now after a massive PR about it etc, he should catch up in the modern times, all free range and fresh now boyo.
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:08 am

    In college we watched a thing about a serial killer and he got HIV of a prositute and ate her vagina to see if it would just kill him quicker.

    He said raw vagina tasted like steak.
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    Post by JamieB Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:09 am

    Forest wrote:That human point is good. I've always wondered what a human would taste like (that probably sounds really weird)

    I can imagine our thighs to be really tasty if you put them on the grill and add a bit of piri piri sauce


    Laughing
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    Post by Jord Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:09 am

    crump wrote:
    Jord wrote:I agree with the last part. Meat provides all sorts of good things for growth, strength, nutrition and all that nonsense but I know two people who are vegetarians and they put up some valid points. Of of them simply states that if we can eat animals then why can't we eat humans, since they are in fact animals? The other says stuff about animal cruelty and that 90% of meat is battery farmed so he won't touch any of it.


    Does a lion eat a lion? (Do they? shifty)


    Back 10 years ago it pretty much was a large part, it's all changed now after a massive PR about it etc, he should catch up in the modern times, all free range and fresh now boyo.
    Wild animals do eat other animals Laughing Especially carnivores. Even if it is quite rare.
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    Post by ayvee1 Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:10 am

    crump wrote:Peep Show is fucking turd. Right nerdy show.
    Whereas Eastenders and Coronation Street are commendable examples of quality British television.
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    Dredd is fantastic.
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    Post by Yrael Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:10 am

    crump wrote:People who are veggies/vegans are influenced by some stupid fad or GreenPeace etc, theres no need for it. Your body needs meat, obviously you can survive without it but..

    Then it's not a ''need'' is it?
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:12 am

    Jord wrote:
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    Does a lion eat a lion? (Do they? shifty)


    Back 10 years ago it pretty much was a large part, it's all changed now after a massive PR about it etc, he should catch up in the modern times, all free range and fresh now boyo.
    Wild animals do eat other animals Laughing Especially carnivores. Even if it is quite rare.

    I was trying to remember and did recall seeing a lion eating a lion in one of Attenborough's documentaries.


    To be honest it's a really fucking pedantic point.

    We're the most advanced race on the planet, that means the world would turn to armageddon, so how would you go about eating humans? Killing Nigel from IT for a lunch break and sticking him on a slow-roast? Eating the deceased for a stir-fry on Wednesday and calf and brain sarnies for Sunday morning?

    It's just a stupid view.
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:12 am

    Yrael wrote:
    crump wrote:People who are veggies/vegans are influenced by some stupid fad or GreenPeace etc, theres no need for it. Your body needs meat, obviously you can survive without it but..

    Then it's not a ''need'' is it?

    Well why do we have teeth?
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    Post by Forest Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:14 am

    They help you chew your food brah.
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    Post by Yrael Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:16 am

    crump wrote:
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    Then it's not a ''need'' is it?

    Well why do we have teeth?

    I'll assume you meant to ask why we have carnivore teeth. Because we needed them thousands of years ago to eat meat, but now in this day and age you can easily live without meat.

    Why do we have an appendix?
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    Post by Jord Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:17 am

    crump wrote:
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    Then it's not a ''need'' is it?

    Well why do we have teeth?
    Because we evolved from primates who had relatively sharp teeth, not for eating meat however.
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:17 am

    Yrael wrote:
    crump wrote:

    Well why do we have teeth?

    I'll assume you meant to ask why we have carnivore teeth. Because we needed them thousands of years ago to eat meat, but now in this day and age you can easily live without meat.

    Why do we have an appendix?

    Did the appendix serve a purpose thousands of years ago?
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    Post by Andy Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:18 am

    crump wrote:
    Yrael wrote:

    Then it's not a ''need'' is it?

    Well why do we have teeth?
    rofl facepalm
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    Post by crump Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:18 am

    Andy's piped up, constructive point from you again mate.

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