Lads Holidays!!

Who's off on a lads holiday this year forumites?

Just got back from booking Magaluf! 23rd June we set off and we arrive at 11pm! Straight into the action!

This is our hotel:

We got ourselves a poolside view overlooking the stage and we currently have Example confirmed to play! Get in! MTV will be filimg during our week too!

I'm going to France, no lads though, just me and my lady.

South of France dena? Or Paris?

I went to a nice place in France called 'villefranche'

Mallorca Rocks eh?! Very nice mf! I've failed to convince my mates to do that or the Ibiza Rocks, so i'm hoping my Uni mates will be up for it next summer. How much has it cost you?


I'm doing 12 nights in Zante. July 1st-12th.

Forest wrote:Mallorca Rocks eh?! Very nice mf! I've failed to convince my mates to do that or the Ibiza Rocks, so i'm hoping my Uni mates will be up for it next summer. How much has it cost you?


I'm doing 12 nights in Zante. July 1st-12th.

Nice one! 12 days of madness!

Thanks mf, we never dreamed of picking it, but self-catering is £537 for the week! Including insurance, transfers etc etc!

What does your room look like?!




Never know mf, me and you could be on one

How much was yours?

Mines £441 for 12 nights, self-catering, including the flights, transfers, insurance etc.

Mf, that is a very nice room to bang a girl in.


I will have to be pounding the vag in this shit hole

Mf that price is very nice! We were told all inclusive attracts Jeremy Kyle families and you'll end up getting complaints lmao.

Mf thankyou, your room isn't too bad though! Lacking colour maybe!

lmao yes mf, it does attract jezza k fam. we went all inclusive last year. had a ratty skanky scouse woman banging on our door at 12 am while we were prinking. screaming and shouting at us she was to turn our music down. i reckon she could smell the shisha we had the dirty slut and wanted in

Our travel agent was proper fit! Had some right banter with her!

Cannot wait now! 5 months to the day! HMMEEEE

I'm going on a lads holiday to russia

Going to Malia from the 18th - 25th of June.

Was £420 for bed & breakfast and all the other stuff.

dena wrote:I'm going to France, no lads though, just me and my lady.

I hope you're getting heavily treated for that.

crump wrote:Mf that price is very nice! We were told all inclusive attracts Jeremy Kyle families and you'll end up getting complaints lmao.

Mf thankyou, your room isn't too bad though! Lacking colour maybe!

It's all gonna be in the same hotel though. This isn't 1800's America with segregation for self catering and all inclusive.

crump wrote:

Our travel agent was proper fit! Had some right banter with her!

Cannot wait now! 5 months to the day! HMMEEEE

You realise that is her job, right? She has 'banter' with every single customer.

Like me when I was at the bank, had some banter with her while I was opening my account, thought she was quite nice.. then I go away and she does it to the next customer, proper slut.

This was my face:

Cam you let me down

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Great start, apparently our hotel don't let you bring guest back, security are cunts and you have to be 18 to stay? I think the 18 thing is wrong, just need consent.

Uncle John, you are the lads holiday expert, what are your experience of the bolded parts of my post?

No LADs holiday for me this year but going to New York on the 22nd of July for a week.

Staying in this hotel right next door to Grand Central Station..



Can't wait.

I had some bank banter while paying a bill, don't you dare say that wasn't real Cam!

Just going to Croatia, although it is getting pretty popular for its wild parties. Hopefully the birds are nice and enjoy this lush ginger hair and irresistibly sexy Norn Irish accent.

I'm not going on a LADventure


well I'm going on holiday to Wellington until Monday with a mate, perhaps that will be a LADventure

What's the average age of people on the LADs holidays? Are under 18s allowed?
They don't seem to be as popular here, or not with the people I know anyway. Cuba and the Dominican etc. don't entice that much and I can't really afford it either. Will have to settle for a weekend in Montreal (which is quite shit) and maybe a few weeks back in Ireland. I need to get a job and start saving to go with the lads.

I need to convince my mates to go to a festival with me. They don't want to stay in a tent.

limerickcitykid wrote:What's the average age of people on the LADs holidays? Are under 18s allowed?
They don't seem to be as popular here, or not with the people I know anyway. Cuba and the Dominican etc. don't entice that much and I can't really afford it either. Will have to settle for a weekend in Montreal (which is quite shit) and maybe a few weeks back in Ireland. I need to get a job and start saving to go with the lads.

Usually go at the end of A Levels, so 18 is the usual age.

Can be younger though. I was 17 when I went away last year, and I know people who have done it at 16 even

Forest wrote:

limerickcitykid wrote:What's the average age of people on the LADs holidays? Are under 18s allowed?
They don't seem to be as popular here, or not with the people I know anyway. Cuba and the Dominican etc. don't entice that much and I can't really afford it either. Will have to settle for a weekend in Montreal (which is quite shit) and maybe a few weeks back in Ireland. I need to get a job and start saving to go with the lads.

Usually go at the end of A Levels, so 18 is the usual age.

Can be younger though. I was 17 when I went away last year, and I know people who have done it at 16 even

Is it weird for like a 22 year old to go? Was thinking I could do one after I graduate uni. Would be shit if everyone is 18 though and I don't want to be pulling no 16 year olds.

limerickcitykid wrote:

Forest wrote:

Usually go at the end of A Levels, so 18 is the usual age.

Can be younger though. I was 17 when I went away last year, and I know people who have done it at 16 even

Is it weird for like a 22 year old to go? Was thinking I could do one after I graduate uni. Would be shit if everyone is 18 though and I don't want to be pulling no 16 year olds.

Of course it's not weird. You get all sorts of ages go. 18-30 is the main ages. I think 'Spring Break' is America's version of our LADs holiday

Fuck going to some place full of brits. If I was gonna go to a different country on a LADS holiday i'd make sure it was somewhere full of exotic women, not anything like that show "sun, sex and suspicious parents". Those holidays look shit and full of the same cunt's I see in the city center every weekend.

Chris wrote:Fuck going to some place full of brits. If I was gonna go to a different country on a LADS holiday i'd make sure it was somewhere full of exotic women, not anything like that show "sun, sex and suspicious parents". Those holidays look shit and full of the same cunt's I see in the city center every weekend.

I can see where he is coming from

Forest wrote:

limerickcitykid wrote:
Is it weird for like a 22 year old to go? Was thinking I could do one after I graduate uni. Would be shit if everyone is 18 though and I don't want to be pulling no 16 year olds.

Of course it's not weird. You get all sorts of ages go. 18-30 is the main ages. I think 'Spring Break' is America's version of our LADs holiday

Alright that's sick. Spring Break is big in the States but not as much in Canada. Me and my mates usually go to the beach during Spring Break. I have to get some mates to look in to going to the Caribbean or something next year.

Chris you would like US or Canada. Plenty of Spanish, Italian, Portuguese and Asian girls and they spread the legs at the sound of and English accent.

should come to New Zealand and party with Chip

limerickcitykid wrote:

Forest wrote:

Of course it's not weird. You get all sorts of ages go. 18-30 is the main ages. I think 'Spring Break' is America's version of our LADs holiday

Alright that's sick. Spring Break is big in the States but not as much in Canada. Me and my mates usually go to the beach during Spring Break. I have to get some mates to look in to going to the Caribbean or something next year.

Chris you would like US or Canada. Plenty of Spanish, Italian, Portuguese and Asian girls and they spread the legs at the sound of and English accent.

I agree, the US or Canada sound like great choices for a LADS holiday.