Forest wrote:Crump mf, I do not mean this as an insult, but you are what I would describe as a proper 'twitter kid' mf
I haven't, probably because my Facebook doesn't have any school kids on!Forest wrote:Has anyone seen those Hot or Not videos that are doing the rounds on Facebook?
Mainly done by kids in Year9/10/11.
They're so shit. Lads who do it just look like massive phaggots, and girls who do it just say everyone is hot even if they look like they've been hit by a plane
Forest wrote:I'm really worried about my brother. He'll be 15 in 2 months time. He's never been to a house party. He's never even touched alcohol; not even WKD. He's never had a girlfriend. He's never kissed a girl. He's probaably never even held hands with a girl. He doesn't even like football that much, so that's a huge thing that he's going to miss out on social wise, ie banter with the lads, going to games etc.
With all that going on, his adictedness to gaming increases, and he becomes sadder everyday. He hasn't left his room since christmas hardly as he got a new computer, so all he's been doing is sat playing cod with the tv at one end of his desk, and he's playing mine craft on the computer at the other side of the desk.
I was much more developed at his age. As an older brother I feel I am failing. I tried getting him to come for a kick about the other day, he says he cba. I frape him and introduce him to the world of banter, he runs upstairs crying. I make him a drink of lemonade and sneakily put vodka in, he cries and tells my mum.
I've done everything to help him but I feel he's going to be a boring virgin.
Any tips mf's?
Get your parents on your side, and make them help you encourage him to go out with you to play football and whatnot. It's a terrible idea to try and force illegal activities down his throat, but the harmless stuff to get him out of the house is fine.Forest wrote:I'm really worried about my brother. He'll be 15 in 2 months time. He's never been to a house party. He's never even touched alcohol; not even WKD. He's never had a girlfriend. He's never kissed a girl. He's probaably never even held hands with a girl. He doesn't even like football that much, so that's a huge thing that he's going to miss out on social wise, ie banter with the lads, going to games etc.
With all that going on, his adictedness to gaming increases, and he becomes sadder everyday. He hasn't left his room since christmas hardly as he got a new computer, so all he's been doing is sat playing cod with the tv at one end of his desk, and he's playing mine craft on the computer at the other side of the desk.
I was much more developed at his age. As an older brother I feel I am failing. I tried getting him to come for a kick about the other day, he says he cba. I frape him and introduce him to the world of banter, he runs upstairs crying. I make him a drink of lemonade and sneakily put vodka in, he cries and tells my mum.
I've done everything to help him but I feel he's going to be a boring virgin.
Any tips mf's?
Forest wrote:I'm really worried about my brother. He'll be 15 in 2 months time. He's never been to a house party. He's never even touched alcohol; not even WKD. He's never had a girlfriend. He's never kissed a girl. He's probaably never even held hands with a girl. He doesn't even like football that much, so that's a huge thing that he's going to miss out on social wise, ie banter with the lads, going to games etc.
With all that going on, his adictedness to gaming increases, and he becomes sadder everyday. He hasn't left his room since christmas hardly as he got a new computer, so all he's been doing is sat playing cod with the tv at one end of his desk, and he's playing mine craft on the computer at the other side of the desk.
I was much more developed at his age. As an older brother I feel I am failing. I tried getting him to come for a kick about the other day, he says he cba. I frape him and introduce him to the world of banter, he runs upstairs crying. I make him a drink of lemonade and sneakily put vodka in, he cries and tells my mum.
I've done everything to help him but I feel he's going to be a boring virgin.
Any tips mf's?
ShakerMatty wrote:It sounds weird but I can't see my life without going to watch the football on Saturdays etc..
strangeForest wrote:ShakerMatty wrote:It sounds weird but I can't see my life without going to watch the football on Saturdays etc..
Definitely agree with this. Saturday's are made for football. Even when Forest are shit and I don't enjoy the actual football, the day out usually makes up for it.
In fact I was thinking this whilst at Forest the other day
. I've thought of the positives of going down with trips to York and places like Plymouth. 
crump wrote:
Feels like yesterday it was the first day of Year 7..
crump wrote:Forest wrote:I'm really worried about my brother. He'll be 15 in 2 months time. He's never been to a house party. He's never even touched alcohol; not even WKD. He's never had a girlfriend. He's never kissed a girl. He's probaably never even held hands with a girl. He doesn't even like football that much, so that's a huge thing that he's going to miss out on social wise, ie banter with the lads, going to games etc.
With all that going on, his adictedness to gaming increases, and he becomes sadder everyday. He hasn't left his room since christmas hardly as he got a new computer, so all he's been doing is sat playing cod with the tv at one end of his desk, and he's playing mine craft on the computer at the other side of the desk.
I was much more developed at his age. As an older brother I feel I am failing. I tried getting him to come for a kick about the other day, he says he cba. I frape him and introduce him to the world of banter, he runs upstairs crying. I make him a drink of lemonade and sneakily put vodka in, he cries and tells my mum.
I've done everything to help him but I feel he's going to be a boring virgin.
Any tips mf's?
I wasn't THAT bad but when I was around 14 all I would do is play Xbox, rarely bothered to go out, made excuses, not confident talking to females, didn't see the big fascination and the like.
Moved to a new school and I just blossomed though, quite popular/funny enjoyed making people laugh sort of talked to everyone, went to parties, got drunk etc etc.
3 years down the line I am living for the weekends, 2nd favourite drink is Jager Bombs and I'm going Magaluf.
I fear he maybe similar to the guy I saw in town today who was wearing a full Call of Duty Black Ops 2 tracksuit. Good luck mf.
This is exactly what I imagine Danny to be like now.Forest wrote:I'm really worried about my brother. He'll be 15 in 2 months time. He's never been to a house party. He's never even touched alcohol; not even WKD. He's never had a girlfriend. He's never kissed a girl. He's probaably never even held hands with a girl. He doesn't even like football that much, so that's a huge thing that he's going to miss out on social wise, ie banter with the lads, going to games etc.
With all that going on, his adictedness to gaming increases, and he becomes sadder everyday. He hasn't left his room since christmas hardly as he got a new computer, so all he's been doing is sat playing cod with the tv at one end of his desk, and he's playing mine craft on the computer at the other side of the desk.
I was much more developed at his age. As an older brother I feel I am failing. I tried getting him to come for a kick about the other day, he says he cba. I frape him and introduce him to the world of banter, he runs upstairs crying. I make him a drink of lemonade and sneakily put vodka in, he cries and tells my mum.
I've done everything to help him but I feel he's going to be a boring virgin.
Any tips mf's?
Yeah that's definitely me.Trent wrote:This is exactly what I imagine Danny to be like now.Forest wrote:I'm really worried about my brother. He'll be 15 in 2 months time. He's never been to a house party. He's never even touched alcohol; not even WKD. He's never had a girlfriend. He's never kissed a girl. He's probaably never even held hands with a girl. He doesn't even like football that much, so that's a huge thing that he's going to miss out on social wise, ie banter with the lads, going to games etc.
With all that going on, his adictedness to gaming increases, and he becomes sadder everyday. He hasn't left his room since christmas hardly as he got a new computer, so all he's been doing is sat playing cod with the tv at one end of his desk, and he's playing mine craft on the computer at the other side of the desk.
I was much more developed at his age. As an older brother I feel I am failing. I tried getting him to come for a kick about the other day, he says he cba. I frape him and introduce him to the world of banter, he runs upstairs crying. I make him a drink of lemonade and sneakily put vodka in, he cries and tells my mum.
I've done everything to help him but I feel he's going to be a boring virgin.
Any tips mf's?
