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Phadunkin Donuts-
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Forest-
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walcott walcott walcott walcott sign da ting sign da ting
Had that in my head all day at work. It was driving me crazy
Had that in my head all day at work. It was driving me crazy
Start.-
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Phadunkin Donuts wrote:looks like your friends don't give a fuck if you're there or not.
sounds about right.
1 Out of 10 aren't bothered, means all of them.
crump wrote:NYE is the time for enjoyment Start, not starting the year chasing women trying to score, if it happens it happens, it's more likely to happen when you try less.
How old are you? If you aren't 18 I guess you'll be having a few lad nights unless there's house parties on.
I'm not wanting to score, it's just good to have girl mates round because it's either lad nights or parties, never quiet nights in for both sexes.
And 16.Theo Filippo wrote:If it makes you feel better you wouldn't of pulled anyway.Start. wrote:But it's new year, we have enough lad nights and get's very boring.
Yeah, helps a lot.
The Zlatan-
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Perhaps girls were invited, but were then told that a little spastic like you would be attending, and immediately declined their invitations.
George-
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Not really that bothered with NYE this year. Last year was really good because I went to a house party, but they are dying out now that everyone is slowly turning 18.
Andy-
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The Zlatan wrote:Perhaps girls were invited, but were then told that a little spastic like you would be attending, and immediately declined their invitations.
Forest-
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Start mf just try it on with the guys mum who's hosting the house party.
If she's milf and single she'd be well up for some NYE lovin off a little baller like you dawg
Speaking of milfs I flattered one at work today by ID'ing her. She was with her daughter who must have been about 10 but I genuinely thought it was her younger sister. She was 34 and milf as fuck.
If she's milf and single she'd be well up for some NYE lovin off a little baller like you dawg
Speaking of milfs I flattered one at work today by ID'ing her. She was with her daughter who must have been about 10 but I genuinely thought it was her younger sister. She was 34 and milf as fuck.
Jordan Henderchip-
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fucking hell Start, stop fucking complaining you little prick
You're 16, you have plenty of time to get with females
You're 16, you have plenty of time to get with females
Cam-
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Why is everyone having a go at start? 
George-
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crump-
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This forum needs to get a pair of bollocks between it's the and playmaker, turning into a bunch of fucking softies.
Start.-
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Chip wrote:fucking hell Start, stop fucking complaining you little prick
You're 16, you have plenty of time to get with females
Fuck off you, little cretin with an obsession over a person you're never gonna meet never mind be with. Christ.
Danny-
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Start. 
No one watching big fat quiz of the year?
No one watching big fat quiz of the year?
Jordan Henderchip-
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Start. wrote:Chip wrote:fucking hell Start, stop fucking complaining you little prick
You're 16, you have plenty of time to get with females
Fuck off you, little cretin with an obsession over a person you're never gonna meet never mind be with. Christ.
Already met her you little ungrateful bastard
"oh I'm sad because on NYE I have to spend it with 10 of my mates and there won't be any females and it will be a sausage fest"
fucking hell, what a sad life you live you little prick
crump-
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Danny wrote:Start.
No one watching big fat quiz of the year?
Yeah.
Russel Howard is lifting
Jimmy Carr's laugh is exceptional.
Corden and Whitehall are mega lols
Start.-
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Chip wrote:Start. wrote:
Fuck off you, little cretin with an obsession over a person you're never gonna meet never mind be with. Christ.
Already met her you little ungrateful bastard
"oh I'm sad because on NYE I have to spend it with 10 of my mates and there won't be any females and it will be a sausage fest"
fucking hell, what a sad life you live you little prick
I live a sad life? Fuck off mate, you go by the name of Chip and post daily on a forum about a tennis player you're madly in love with and how you're going to be with her one day, fucking geek.
Forest-
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George wrote:
Fantastic! Had me in stitches! My act in a video. It was perfect
Cam-
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Both of you stop swearing for no reason...
Jordan Henderchip-
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Fuck this shit, I've had enough of all of you. No matter what I post you all bring up the fact I like Julia
well get fucked I've had enough of this shit, coming on here everyday and you cunts only go on about how I'm in love with her. Well stick it up your fucking arse. Ban my account I've had enough of you all
I hope majority of you burn in hell because you are the scum of the earth. You probably all lead insignificant lives and the only thing that brings happiness to you is feeling like a big man over the internet.
Get fucked all of you. I quit
well get fucked I've had enough of this shit, coming on here everyday and you cunts only go on about how I'm in love with her. Well stick it up your fucking arse. Ban my account I've had enough of you all
I hope majority of you burn in hell because you are the scum of the earth. You probably all lead insignificant lives and the only thing that brings happiness to you is feeling like a big man over the internet.
Get fucked all of you. I quit
The Zlatan-
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Start. wrote:Chip wrote:
Already met her you little ungrateful bastard
"oh I'm sad because on NYE I have to spend it with 10 of my mates and there won't be any females and it will be a sausage fest"
fucking hell, what a sad life you live you little prick
I live a sad life? Fuck off mate, you go by the name of Chip and post daily on a forum about a tennis player you're madly in love with and how you're going to be with her one day, fucking geek.
brb pretending to be a 27 year old taxi driver
JamieB-
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Jesus christ.....this forum sometimes 
George-
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Chip wrote:Start. wrote:
Fuck off you, little cretin with an obsession over a person you're never gonna meet never mind be with. Christ.
Already met her you little ungrateful bastard
"oh I'm sad because on NYE I have to spend it with 10 of my mates and there won't be any females and it will be a sausage fest"
fucking hell, what a sad life you live you little prick
Chip wrote:For New Years Eve I am going to sit at home looking at pictures of Julia on the internet. I may have a couple of pieces of cake as well.
crump-
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this is incredible
im going for a wank
im going for a wank
Danny-
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What a shit idea.Cam wrote:Both of you stop swearing for no reason...
Danny-
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Over Gabby Logan?crump wrote:this is incredible
im going for a wank
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The one with the body has a look on it like "umad i got the body?"Dagbon wrote:
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Stop using my lines, I'm not dena.crump wrote:this is incredible
im going for a wank
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