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Andy wrote:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=451664854881835&set=vb.100001149734895&type=2&theater

"If you're gooing to tha fucking gym, tell fooking facebook! Or it's not a werk owt"

"You've got a fooking fanny!"

He;s got thongs on!

The flatpeak!

Every time is swag time, it's fooking swag'o'clock!



Fucking gold

Forest wrote:

Zzonked wrote:Wilmslow/Oxford road bus route is the busiest in Europe. There is literally a bus every 1-2 minutes that goes past the uni from where I live.

My mate worked out that there was something like 37 seconds between every bus?

It felt longer than that though when we were up there the other weekend

At night there's far less and they're always packed so sometimes you can't fit on, only downside.

Andy wrote:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=451664854881835&set=vb.100001149734895&type=2&theater

Is that a Rangers hat?

Literally breathtaking if so.

£42 for these, should go well with chinos.

Praying they're available in about 3 weeks, could take a gamble and hope it goes down in price.

Forest wrote:Made a new parody account on Twitter to go alongside my DerbyMeltdown

Got off to a strong start

https://twitter.com/dcfcoficial

52 followers already!

Forest wrote:I just wanna live in the main party halls.

Accomodation I looked at in Liverpool was like a prison though. It was shared facilities, but not between just a flat, it was shared by the whole corridor

That was the first Uni visit I did. So I presumed all accommodations that were shared facility would be the same. It was a huge relief when I looked at Newcastle and found out that this wasn't the case

The halls I saw at Newcastle were like you've described with every room on the corridor sharing a central shower block. It really did feel like prison. My mate who's been in prison described it and it reminded me of those halls as soon as he told me.

Man doing this essay has reminded me how much I love Kerouac. His writing style is utterly genius, it's literally breathtaking.

Forest wrote:

Forest wrote:Made a new parody account on Twitter to go alongside my DerbyMeltdown

Got off to a strong start

https://twitter.com/dcfcoficial

52 followers already!

And the banner pic is Forest 5-2 Derby

What are they the author of? Sounds familiar.

I've been reading Game of Thrones, it's brilliant I've got to read Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy over the holidays, it seems like a good book I enjoy reading famous books like that, it's cool to 'tick it off' the list of famous books that i've read

Cam wrote:What are they the author of? Sounds familiar.

I've been reading Game of Thrones, it's brilliant I've got to read Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy over the holidays, it seems like a good book I enjoy reading famous books like that, it's cool to 'tick it off' the list of famous books that i've read

I know what you mean about famous books. It usually means they're good (but can also just mean they have good themes to study in).

Jack Kerouac most famous book is On the Road.

Cam wrote:it's cool to 'tick it off' the list of famous books that i've read

Yeah, I feel the same way. It always gets brownie points from the English teachers when you can say that you have read a certain book.

I'm going to be forever alone

crump wrote:I'm going to be forever alone

What makes you say that?

Luckily for me, The Aenied, Odyssey and Illiad are on my 'wider reading' list for my english course cos our course is about heroism and stuff I've done all those three for my Classics so it should be very helpful

Turns out my UCAS hasn't been sent yet

Just logged on to see if anythings changed or if I have offers as I am impatient, and it says it has yet to be approved by my referee

How frustrating

Check your messages btw Forest.

I can't fucking wait to leave for university, so many cunts down here it's unreal. I really can't stand it anymore.

Zzonked wrote:All housemates out of the house, much work needed to be done on an essay, might drink a few cans of energy drink, some coffee, get my dick out, maybe take some mind altering, life changing, drugs and blast some tear inducing techno beats for inspiration.

This post is the only drug I need to change my life.

office xmas party tonight, oh gawwdd

dena wrote:office xmas party tonight, oh gawwdd

If you don't violate someone in a store room it's a failure.

Zzonked wrote:

dena wrote:office xmas party tonight, oh gawwdd

If you don't violate someone in a store room it's a failure.

bruh, my older (married) coworkers have their infidelity all planed out, fucking amazing.

everything zzonked

*breakdown meme*

Crumps on his period

I think this parody account I've made has the potential to be bigger than my DerbyMeltdown account.

Activity is booming. I only made it tonight aswell

Remember this song

crump wrote:How frustrating

Check your messages btw Forest.

I can't fucking wait to leave for university, so many cunts down here it's unreal. I really can't stand it anymore.

You'll get cunts wherever you go.

They'll be more diluted.

God I haven't been able to sleep at all this past week.

2 nights in a row now where I've had dreams where I just woke up before having sex. So annoyed. I love sex dreams. They actually feel kinda real in a really strange way

Hopefully it's 3rd time lucky tonight.

Last nights dream ended with me being cockblocked. I was about to pound a beautiful blonde girl then all of a sudden my mate burst into the room and slapped me round the face with a strawberry flavoured condom then I woke up. I desperately tried to fall back to sleep and carry on the dream but it was no use.

what the hell, so im downloading music from this website, and I go to search modern way - kaizer chiefs and look

(just click the title and it plays the song, no downloading needed just to listen)

http://www.downloads.nl/results/mp3/1/kaizer+chiefs+modern+way

My school won first place in a math competition.

SBSP wrote:My school won first place in a math competition.

Fixed that for you.