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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:29 am

    MAN United star Javier Hernandez is so popular in his native Mexico that crime there drops when he plays.

    And more pregnant women get excited and go into LABOUR when the goal-grabbing striker pulls on a red shirt.

    Mexico City top cop Jorge Carlos Martinez said: “Crimes like car jacking, muggings and robberies go down.

    “It seems even the criminals want to take time off to see our hero play. Also the birth rates go up.”

    The police chief hopes United boss Sir Alex Ferguson will keep 24-year-old Javier — nicknamed Chicharito — off the bench as the capital is currently facing a crime wave.

    He said: “We need all the help that we can get.”
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    Post by Forest Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:31 am

    Such a contrast to the Liverpool players. Crime increases when they play.
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    Post by Kelloggg8 Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:32 am

    Yeah, sure...
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:33 am

    ForestLAD wrote:Such a contrast to the Liverpool players. Crime increases when they play.

    rofl
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    Post by Childish Logic Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:34 am

    Che just ejaculated somewhere.
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    Post by Novi Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:01 am

    ForestLAD wrote:Such a contrast to the Liverpool players. Crime increases when they play.

    rofl
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:01 am

    Wouldn't it decrease when all he Liverpool fans watch them?
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    Post by Childish Logic Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:02 am

    kyro7 wrote:Wouldn't it decrease when all the Liverpool fans watch them?
    fixed
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:03 am

    Childish Logic wrote:
    kyro7 wrote:Wouldn't it decrease when all the Liverpool fans watch them?
    fixed
    Thank you.
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    Post by Forest Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:09 am

    kyro7 wrote:Wouldn't it decrease when all he Liverpool fans watch them?

    Afraid not mf

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3394427/Lucas-Leiva-is-latest-Liverpool-player-burgled-while-on-pitch.html
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:10 am

    ForestLAD wrote:
    kyro7 wrote:Wouldn't it decrease when all he Liverpool fans watch them?

    Afraid not mf

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3394427/Lucas-Leiva-is-latest-Liverpool-player-burgled-while-on-pitch.html
    My friend this may be true but there are more houses.
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    Post by Glen Miller Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:28 am

    ForestLAD wrote:
    kyro7 wrote:Wouldn't it decrease when all he Liverpool fans watch them?

    Afraid not mf

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3394427/Lucas-Leiva-is-latest-Liverpool-player-burgled-while-on-pitch.html
    Of course his house will be burgled when he is on the pitch, that is obviously when he/it will be most vulnerable.
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    Post by Zzonked Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:30 am

    Glen Damon wrote:
    ForestLAD wrote:
    kyro7 wrote:Wouldn't it decrease when all he Liverpool fans watch them?

    Afraid not mf

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3394427/Lucas-Leiva-is-latest-Liverpool-player-burgled-while-on-pitch.html
    Of course his house will be burgled when he is on the pitch, that is obviously when he/it will be most vulnerable.

    He's most vulnerable when he tries to change the music in the presence of Stephen Gerrard.
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:32 am

    Lucas house got done back when we were in the Champions League, thats fukin decades ago.Cry
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    Post by Glen Miller Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:35 am

    Zzonked wrote:
    Glen Damon wrote:Of course his house will be burgled when he is on the pitch, that is obviously when he/it will be most vulnerable.

    He's most vulnerable when he tries to change the music in the presence of Stephen Gerrard.
    My friend, Steven Gerrard only smashes smaller and weaker people's heads in self defense. Rolling Eyes
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    Post by menalawyerguy Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:22 pm

    I take your first born. I put in oven. I make oven on. I like money. You give me money. I like crime.
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    Post by SophisticatedBeggar Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:32 pm

    Kind of like when The Beatles went on Ed Sullivan. No crime was reported in NY city while they performed.
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    Post by menalawyerguy Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:54 pm

    Hernandez is more popular than The Beatles. The Beatles are more popular than Jesus. Ergo, Hernandez is more popular than Jesus.
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:04 pm

    He should be more popular than a fictitious character.
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    Post by menalawyerguy Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:24 pm

    The Beatles didn't exist?
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    Post by menalawyerguy Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:25 pm

    Think he's more popular than Santa Claus?
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    Post by Childish Logic Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:51 pm

    Even if Jesus wasn't real even though experts say he exists. ( it's the message that people don't believe)
    Jesus is known all over the world, Hernandez is known to football fans
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:56 pm

    menalawyerguy wrote:Think he's more popular than Santa Claus?

    What are you talking about? Santa Claus is real.

    Where else do my presents come from? He signs them with his name too, you idiot.
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    Post by menalawyerguy Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:12 pm

    S. wrote:
    menalawyerguy wrote:Think he's more popular than Santa Claus?

    What are you talking about? Santa Claus is real.

    Where else do my presents come from? He signs them with his name too, you idiot.



    Fuck me, you're right. I never thought about that.



    Ok, how about this...is Hernandez more popular than the Easter Bunny?



    FUCK! He's real too.
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    Post by El_indian Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:15 pm

    Zzonked wrote:
    Glen Damon wrote:Of course his house will be burgled when he is on the pitch, that is obviously when he/it will be most vulnerable.

    He's most vulnerable when he tries to change the music in the presence of Stephen Gerrard.

    lool
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    Post by El Jefe Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:58 pm

    Zzonked wrote:
    Glen Damon wrote:Of course his house will be burgled when he is on the pitch, that is obviously when he/it will be most vulnerable.

    He's most vulnerable when he tries to change the music in the presence of Stephen Gerrard.

    Stephen?
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    Post by Guest Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:20 am

    menalawyerguy wrote:
    S. wrote:

    What are you talking about? Santa Claus is real.

    Where else do my presents come from? He signs them with his name too, you idiot.



    Fuck me, you're right. I never thought about that.



    Ok, how about this...is Hernandez more popular than the Easter Bunny?



    FUCK! He's real too.

    Don't be silly, the easter bunny isn't real.
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