Forest mf.
I did not get a criminal record
It was a good experience, good eye opener.
I did not get a criminal record
It was a good experience, good eye opener.
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Start.-
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Supports : Chelsea FC.
crump wrote:Unlucky Start!
Mine was because my mate nicked his Dads car when he was pissed, me and my mate were in it too, crashed it whilst driving to McDonalds, drove it back. His Mum and Dad stormed out the house 'cos they heard the car and we fucking sprinted down the street over gardens at 5am in the morning.
2 hours later, police stormed our mates house, got put in the slammer for 7 hours.
Did you go for a shit?I did and there was no toilet paper
Fucking shit too because I had to see a nurse, phone and all that confiscated, Mum though I was dead or something and found out, she wasn't "annoyed she was dissapointed"
Have your parents found out?
No. Not bothering telling them.
ForestLAD wrote:Start. wrote:Got put in cells on Friday night for being drunk and disorderly.
£80 fine.
Was it a bent copper? I don't think the police can actually fine you if you are under 18. Cautions/fines are given out if you are 18 or above, but if you're under 18 you just get a reprimand and a slap on the wrist.
I may be wrong though.
Not sure really, seemed a bit weird.
crump wrote:If we didn't give him the fucking keys we'd all be arrested for theft of a a vehicle you silly cunt.
Start, did they go through 21 questions?
I was fucked off my face and when they asked: how much did you have I said one pint
The best part was actually finding out my height.
Hahaha they just left me in the cell and let me straight out pretty much in morning.
crump-
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Make sure you don't get a letter through the post, I didn't mind once they knew but I was caking them if they would.
The Maestro-
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You're bragging about it.
That's the second time you've told this story as well
That's the second time you've told this story as well
crump-
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Only because Start brought up his.
Not really Maestro, even so I don't really care either, I didn't get a record.
Not really Maestro, even so I don't really care either, I didn't get a record.
The Maestro-
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crump wrote:Only because Start brought up his.
Not really Maestro, even so I don't really care either, I didn't get a record.
I'm joking bruv
AndItsKoren!-
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Yeah well, I got in trouble with the police when I was 8, hard mate. Was for stealing penny sweets from a shop, the owner grabbed my brother before he could leave the shop so me and our friend just left him and went home. 
crump-
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Fackin' sweet as bruv.
My brothers always say that in their London accents:
SWEET AS BRUV.
My brothers always say that in their London accents:
SWEET AS BRUV.
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AndItsKoren! wrote:Yeah well, I got in trouble with the police when I was 8, hard mate. Was for stealing penny sweets from a shop, the owner grabbed my brother before he could leave the shop so me and our friend just left him and went home.
wingman rating: 0.5/10.
Forest-
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I got handcuffed for 10 minutes in town once for feeding a police horse a bit of my kebab. Managed to slip out of them and ride the horse home though
KERRRRRRRAZZZZZYYYYY
KERRRRRRRAZZZZZYYYYY
The Maestro-
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AndItsKoren! wrote:Yeah well, I got in trouble with the police when I was 8, hard mate. Was for stealing penny sweets from a shop, the owner grabbed my brother before he could leave the shop so me and our friend just left him and went home.
8?
What a creepy little cunt. Who the fuck goes about stealing things aged EIGHT
You are an embarrassment.
Cam-
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Location : Shrewsbury
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I went on a thieving spree of those 2010 World Cup stickers
Uncle John from Jamaica-
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crump wrote:I was a passenger!!!!!!
TWOC and drunk driving.
He had court the other day, only got a £180 fine.
Outrageous how punishments differ so much. My mate got an 800 quid fine and 8 points on his license just for leaving the scene of an accident.
VivaRonaldoLAD-
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Got arrested once for throwing milk at a bus when I was like eleven. Still blame my mate though, he needed change in the shop which made me buy the milk.
Glen Miller-
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Harrold you are dickheadHarrold wrote:OkayGlen Damon wrote:I believe that what the police officers did to Start is commendable. Textbook police work, we need more officers with such a love for law enforcement.
crump-
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Glen, please deter mf, what's brought this attitude on?
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Really John? WTF?! Way more lives were at risk in the TWOC... that's mad!
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Really John? WTF?! Way more lives were at risk in the TWOC... that's mad!
Glen Miller-
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Harrold was once master, now he is dickhead
Harrold-
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Be gone with you, you rapscallion.Glen Damon wrote:Harrold you are dickheadHarrold wrote:Okay
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The Maestro wrote:AndItsKoren! wrote:Yeah well, I got in trouble with the police when I was 8, hard mate. Was for stealing penny sweets from a shop, the owner grabbed my brother before he could leave the shop so me and our friend just left him and went home.
8?
What a creepy little cunt. Who the fuck goes about stealing things aged EIGHT
You are an embarrassment.
I stole a can of Irn Bru around that age
had loads at front of the shop stacked up plus someone was being served so jus grabbed one and left
Im such a smooth criminal.
Uncle John from Jamaica-
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crump wrote:Glen, please deter mf, what's brought this attitude on?
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Really John? WTF?! Way more lives were at risk in the TWOC... that's mad!
Yeah it's really weird! He didn't even leave an accident where others were hurt as it was only his car and him involved. Had to go to court 3 times as well as they couldn't reach a verdict the first 2 times for some reason.
crump-
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I nicked a small ball from a charity shop, slipped it in the inside pocket.
My Nan found it and made me walk to the shop and return it.
Woman told me to keep it and hoped I'd learnt my lesson
Nan bollocked me when I got back
My Nan found it and made me walk to the shop and return it.
Woman told me to keep it and hoped I'd learnt my lesson
Nan bollocked me when I got back
crump-
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Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:crump wrote:Glen, please deter mf, what's brought this attitude on?
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Really John? WTF?! Way more lives were at risk in the TWOC... that's mad!
Yeah it's really weird! He didn't even leave an accident where others were hurt as it was only his car and him involved. Had to go to court 3 times as well as they couldn't reach a verdict the first 2 times for some reason.
Magistrates are usually higher class stuck up individuals though, so they can't see the biggr picture.
What a load of shite, Magistrates it was though, right?
AndItsKoren!-
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crump wrote:I nicked a small ball from a charity shop, slipped it in the inside pocket.
My Nan found it and made me walk to the shop and return it.
Woman told me to keep it and hoped I'd learnt my lesson
Nan bollocked me when I got back
Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you like to fuck each other, the Crump family! PS. Your nan is your grandad too apparently.
crump-
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AndItsKoren! wrote:crump wrote:I nicked a small ball from a charity shop, slipped it in the inside pocket.
My Nan found it and made me walk to the shop and return it.
Woman told me to keep it and hoped I'd learnt my lesson
Nan bollocked me when I got back
Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you like to fuck each other, the Crump family! PS. Your nan is your grandad too apparently.
Glen Miller-
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Be careful, or my words will form a sword that I will send buckarooing through your flesh.Harrold wrote:Be gone with you, you rapscallion.Glen Damon wrote:Harrold you are dickhead
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Glen Damon wrote:Be careful, or my words will form a sword that I will send buckarooing through your flesh.Harrold wrote:Be gone with you, you rapscallion.Glen Damon wrote:Harrold you are dickhead
Like Mr.Johnson through the Chelsea defence!
The Maestro-
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I was asked for the password to the @crumpetLAD twitter account in return for something else. I can't reveal who is now in control of it but it's now nothing to do with me
Harrold-
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I am not one to be scared by empty threats from a buffoon.Glen Damon wrote:Be careful, or my words will form a sword that I will send buckarooing through your flesh.Harrold wrote:Be gone with you, you rapscallion.
Andy-
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Have the itchiest anus. The warts must have returned. #itchyassLAD
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Have the itchiest anus. The warts must have returned. #itchyassLAD
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