£64,238 in my bank account.
Be mirin' folks.
Be mirin' folks.
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Zzonked-
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like -£120 in my bank account, be mirin folks.
Ben 10-
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Location : Preston
Supports : Preston North End F.C.
Templeton7|RFC wrote:£64,238 in my bank account.
Be mirin' folks.(notsrsobv)
not sure if srs
JamieB-
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Location : Chorley
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The Zlatan wrote:JamieB wrote:
It isn't
If you have no hands...
I do, just one of those things that annoys me to do.
JamieB-
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38p in my bank 
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Ben 10 wrote:Templeton7|RFC wrote:£64,238 in my bank account.
Be mirin' folks.(notsrsobv)
not sure if srs
Deadly bro ...
crump-
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Serious Jela? Inheritance?
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crump wrote:Serious Jela? Inheritance?
Yeah, my uncle Peppa left it to me.
crump-
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Templeton7|RFC wrote:crump wrote:Serious Jela? Inheritance?
Yeah, my uncle Peppa left it to me.
Phadunkin Donuts-
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JamieB wrote:Phadunkin, you're such a nice fella i just had to say it
Good luck Start.
The Maestro wrote:Phadunkin Phaggot is well jel that Start is getting laid.
Start. wrote:JamieB wrote:
When is it? should have least bit of a clue
Tomorrow night. and I reallllly don't.Phadunkin Donuts wrote:Highly hiiiiiiighly doubt she's thinking what you're thinking.
But have fun.
You say it like I don't know.
reality checks are key.
The Maestro-
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Why do you find it completely implausible that Start will get laid?
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175 quid in mine and I haven't bought any gifts for Christmas yet.Zzonked wrote:like -£120 in my bank account, be mirin folks.
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crump wrote:Templeton7|RFC wrote:
Yeah, my uncle Peppa left it to me.
Hoped you would get it
Forest-
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Because he said he doesn't have a clue what to talk about with girls, for a start. Pardon the pun.
Girl he madly fancies + extreme social awkwardness = hugely awkward non-speaking moments for the majority of this date, resulting in the girl losing any feeling she may have towards him. Start will automatically be friend zoned and viewed as just a shy little cutie.
Taking all that into account, Start isn't going to get laid I'm afraid.
RIP fallen comrade. Another soul trapped in the friend zone.
Girl he madly fancies + extreme social awkwardness = hugely awkward non-speaking moments for the majority of this date, resulting in the girl losing any feeling she may have towards him. Start will automatically be friend zoned and viewed as just a shy little cutie.
Taking all that into account, Start isn't going to get laid I'm afraid.
RIP fallen comrade. Another soul trapped in the friend zone.
Phadunkin Donuts-
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The Maestro wrote:Why do you find it completely implausible that Start will get laid?
The Maestro-
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I only have £6k in mine 
JamieB-
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kyro7 wrote:175 quid in mine and I haven't bought any gifts for Christmas yet.Zzonked wrote:like -£120 in my bank account, be mirin folks.
I have
People better have got me some good shit.
The Maestro-
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Phadunkin Donuts wrote:The Maestro wrote:Why do you find it completely implausible that Start will get laid?
He seems like a charming young chap.
JamieB-
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ForestLAD wrote:Because he said he doesn't have a clue what to talk about with girls, for a start. Pardon the pun.
Girl he madly fancies + extreme social awkwardness = hugely awkward non-speaking moments for the majority of this date, resulting in the girl losing any feeling she may have towards him. Start will automatically be friend zoned and viewed as just a shy little cutie.
Taking all that into account, Start isn't going to get laid I'm afraid.
RIP fallen comrade. Another soul trapped in the friend zone.
I was like that at first tbf, just took time during the night for me to get used to her and stuff so my general confidence got better and better.
The Maestro-
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Is start the fellow who looks a bit like Keenan Cahill? (BeenerKeeKee)
crump-
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ForestLAD wrote:Because he said he doesn't have a clue what to talk about with girls, for a start. Pardon the pun.
Girl he madly fancies + extreme social awkwardness = hugely awkward non-speaking moments for the majority of this date, resulting in the girl losing any feeling she may have towards him. Start will automatically be friend zoned and viewed as just a shy little cutie.
Taking all that into account, Start isn't going to get laid I'm afraid.
RIP fallen comrade. Another soul trapped in the friend zone.
This.
Although though I was friend-zoned for being nothing like this
in the Summer. She started talking to me again last night though. 
Has Bf tho.
The Maestro-
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Look at crump and Forest trying to dictate who's going to get laid.
I'd bet that the majority of girls would rather go out with a shy but normal nice guy than a total fud going around doing the "hmmeeee LAD" thing
I'd bet that the majority of girls would rather go out with a shy but normal nice guy than a total fud going around doing the "hmmeeee LAD" thing
Phadunkin Donuts-
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This is Start.
JamieB-
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The Maestro wrote:Look at crump and Forest trying to dictate who's going to get laid.
I'd bet that the majority of girls would rather go out with a shy but normal nice guy than a total fud going around doing the "hmmeeee LAD" thing
Agreed, yet that never seems to be the case.
Hope thats not what you do in real life Crump and Forest
Danny-
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crump wrote:Start just remember:
If a girl RTs or likes your photo on Facebook.
She wants the D.
LADvice.crump wrote:Ask her all the questions Start, keep sniffing around subjects till you hit the 'jackpot' subject you end up talking about for ages.
Maintain eye contact.
Eat like the Queen, small bites, don't talk with you mouth full.
Pay for everything.
Give her the D.
Got my Beats today.
crump-
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It fucking pisses me off how what activities me and Forest do for a bit of a joke and have banter with our mates when we're drunk tarnishes our whole lifestyle 
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I can't read this thread anymore.
crump-
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Oh, you're one of them Danny.
The Maestro-
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crump wrote:It fucking pisses me off how what activities me and Forest do for a bit of a joke and have banter with our mates when we're drunk tarnishes our whole lifestyle
Are you pissed every time you bang on about being a LAD on here then??
Danny-
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Location : Burscough
One of what?crump wrote:Oh, you're one of them Danny.
They're a replacement pair anyway.
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