I dunno, I'm clueless with girls and people in general.Templeton7|RFC wrote:Isn't that a sign?
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Start.-
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JamieB-
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Could be, could also just be a friends night though.
Be good if its just the two of you anyway.
Be good if its just the two of you anyway.
Start.-
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Templeton7|RFC wrote:Where are you going?
Not a clue.
JamieB-
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Start. wrote:Templeton7|RFC wrote:Where are you going?
Not a clue.
When is it? should have least bit of a clue
Phadunkin Donuts-
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Highly hiiiiiiighly doubt she's thinking what you're thinking.
But have fun.
But have fun.
JamieB-
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Phadunkin, you're such a nice fella i just had to say it 
Good luck Start.
Good luck Start.
The Maestro-
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Phadunkin Phaggot is well jel that Start is getting laid.
crump-
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Start just remember:
If a girl RTs or likes your photo on Facebook.
She wants the D.
If a girl RTs or likes your photo on Facebook.
She wants the D.
crump-
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Ask her all the questions Start, keep sniffing around subjects till you hit the 'jackpot' subject you end up talking about for ages.
Maintain eye contact.
Eat like the Queen, small bites, don't talk with you mouth full.
Pay for everything.
Give her the D.
Maintain eye contact.
Eat like the Queen, small bites, don't talk with you mouth full.
Pay for everything.
Give her the D.
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Bit of an obvious one but be yourself.
Don't put on some act where you act like a bit of a twat
Don't put on some act where you act like a bit of a twat
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JamieB wrote:Start. wrote:
Not a clue.
When is it? should have least bit of a clue
Tomorrow night. and I reallllly don't.
Phadunkin Donuts wrote:Highly hiiiiiiighly doubt she's thinking what you're thinking.
But have fun.
You say it like I don't know.
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Start. wrote:JamieB wrote:
When is it? should have least bit of a clue
Tomorrow night. and I reallllly don't.Phadunkin Donuts wrote:Highly hiiiiiiighly doubt she's thinking what you're thinking.
But have fun.
Just hang out somewhere i guess or Cinema maybe?
You say it like I don't know.
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Think we'll just meet then decide, I aren't really fussed.
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Crump, I'll give it ago.
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Avoid fast food/cinema Start.
A free house is good, if you hit it off you can phuck.
If she's fit when you're about to walk home just say:
"You're fit, sexy and just my type. You're coming back to mine and we're going to phuck"
A free house is good, if you hit it off you can phuck.
If she's fit when you're about to walk home just say:
"You're fit, sexy and just my type. You're coming back to mine and we're going to phuck"
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crump wrote:Avoid fast food/cinema Start.
A free house is good, if you hit it off you can phuck.
If she's fit when you're about to walk home just say:
"You're fit, sexy and just my type. You're coming back to mine and we're going to phuck"
No Crump.
Don't listen to Crump and you'll be fine
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What the fuck?
A bit harsh.
What the fuck?
A bit harsh.
crump-
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JamieB wrote:crump wrote:Avoid fast food/cinema Start.
A free house is good, if you hit it off you can phuck.
If she's fit when you're about to walk home just say:
"You're fit, sexy and just my type. You're coming back to mine and we're going to phuck"
No Crump.
Don't listen to Crump and you'll be fine
TBF my other advice was good. That's my Magaluf lines, we'll be both drunk as shit so they'll be down to phuck.
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crump wrote:Start just remember:
If a girl RTs or likes your photo on Facebook.
She wants the D.
Just keep telling yourself that son
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I want to hear how Marvin came about nailing that Bulgarian girl?
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crump wrote:JamieB wrote:
No Crump.
Don't listen to Crump and you'll be fine
Free house and that yeah, more private and no interruptions but Start says he likes this guys so not sure he wants to Phuck at this stage
TBF my other advice was good. That's my Magaluf lines, we'll be both drunk as shit so they'll be down to phuck.
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Changing a duvet cover is seriously one of my least favourite things. I would considering taking a wife just so I would never have to do it again.
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Zzonked wrote:Changing a duvet cover is seriously one of my least favourite things. I would considering taking a wife just so I would never have to do it again.
Agreed.
Such an awkward procedure.
i fuck up a lot doing this
crump-
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Zzonked wrote:Changing a duvet cover is seriously one of my least favourite things. I would considering taking a wife just so I would never have to do it again.
Done it once, it's a nightmare on King size beds.
Do you get that thing where it bobbles up in the corners and is really uneven?
Can't wait till next year it should be easy with single beds.
Ironing my clothes though
JamieB-
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crump wrote:Zzonked wrote:Changing a duvet cover is seriously one of my least favourite things. I would considering taking a wife just so I would never have to do it again.
Done it once, it's a nightmare on King size beds.
Do you get that thing where it bobbles up in the corners and is really uneven?
Can't wait till next year it should be easy with single beds.
Ironing my clothes though
It isn't
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£941 in my bank account.. be mirin folks.
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£1,840 in my bank account.
Be mirin' folks.
Be mirin' folks.
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JamieB wrote:crump wrote:
Done it once, it's a nightmare on King size beds.
Do you get that thing where it bobbles up in the corners and is really uneven?
Can't wait till next year it should be easy with single beds.
Ironing my clothes though
It isn't
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