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The Maestro wrote:

Trent wrote:You guys need to get out more.

Why?

Because some of you are talking about getting there bumhole fingered.

That's something to keep to yourself.

Fuck being a muslim then if you cant do anal

do you have to pray or anything when having sex ahly or just get right into a big hairy one? they do have hairy ones right, i cant imagine muslim woman shaving down there

ahlycotc wrote:This explains some of the reasons why it's forbidden...

http://spa.qibla.com/issue_view.asp?HD=7&ID=11531&CATE=1431

I was getting it and understanding it, until they said "gays do it so your husband shouldn't do it"

Trent wrote:

The Maestro wrote:

Why?

Because some of you are talking about getting there bumhole fingered.

That's something to keep to yourself.

It's just friendly discussion. So, Trent have you been fingered in the bum-hole?

Smart with a hint of Inspector Gadget I love it.

Trent wrote:

The Maestro wrote:

Why?

Because some of you are talking about getting there bumhole fingered.

That's something to keep to yourself.

Thats nothing to do with getting out more though.

Trent wrote:

The Maestro wrote:

Why?

Because some of you are talking about getting there bumhole fingered.

That's something to keep to yourself.

I don't know how this is related with needing to get out more.

False dichotomy.

Your argument is invalid.

We had a story of a girl that fingered herself with a cheesy wotsit.

this islamic Q%A forum is really interesting, I like how the answer-er begins and ends his answers.

The Maestro wrote:Fuck being a muslim then if you cant do anal

do you have to pray or anything when having sex ahly or just get right into a big hairy one? they do have hairy ones right, i cant imagine muslim woman shaving down there

There are some prayers that you can say before sex, but it's not necessary.

And shaving (for man and woman) is highly recommended.

Let's change the topic to vaginas.

Everyone knows the starburst story, right?

The getting out more bit is a commonly used phrase to use when people are talking about something that is strange.

Well it is where I'm from.

Ham. wrote:We had a story of a girl that fingered herself with a cheesy wotsit.

We had a bull-shit rumour like that at my high school. But the object was a kit-kat. The poor girl was called "chunky" for about the rest of the year.

ahlycotc wrote:

The Maestro wrote:Fuck being a muslim then if you cant do anal

do you have to pray or anything when having sex ahly or just get right into a big hairy one? they do have hairy ones right, i cant imagine muslim woman shaving down there

There are some prayers that you can say before sex, but it's not necessary.

And shaving (for man and woman) is highly recommended.

Do women get to take their dressing gown things off when they have sex or do they have to keep it on and you have to work around it?

ForestLAD wrote:Let's change the topic to vaginas.

Everyone knows the starburst story, right?

I hate that story

George wrote:

Ham. wrote:We had a story of a girl that fingered herself with a cheesy wotsit.

We had a bull-shit rumour like that at my high school. But the object was a kit-kat. The poor girl was called "chunky" for about the rest of the year.

Ours was a battered sausage.

ForestLAD wrote:Let's change the topic to vaginas.

Everyone knows the starburst story, right?

Ours was fruit pastilles.

4 went out.

He sucked out 5.

One was a cluster of genital warts

What about the one where a cat licked cat food off their pussy? I heard that one knocking about.

The one where the boyfriend/girlfriend licked each others arseholes too.

Our's was chewits lol.

The Maestro wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:

There are some prayers that you can say before sex, but it's not necessary.

And shaving (for man and woman) is highly recommended.

Do women get to take their dressing gown things off when they have sex or do they have to keep it on and you have to work around it?

A woman can walk around naked in front of her husband all day if she wanted. She just has to cover herself to strangers.

My old best friends brother got bummed in school by some lad.

Ham. wrote:We had a story of a girl that fingered herself with a cheesy wotsit.

It's not fingering then is it? It's wotsiting.

Mal wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Did anyone else here have to do an interview for his/her university application?

My friend did for Bath university.

I wouldn't suppose he gave you any helpful tips?

why do islamic women have to cover themselves anyway

dena wrote:why do islamic women have to cover themselves anyway

caus they're ugly as fuck and nobody wants to see that shit

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Bushido wrote:My old best friends brother got bummed in school by some lad.

That's not funny. That's rape.

Well, unless it was consensual. Which in retrospect makes me be guilty of homosexual insensitivity as I automatically thought of the event as something negative instead of a beautiful act of love between consenting young adults.

shit i shouldn't have said that i forgot Che was on.