Manchester United FC Official Thread

So after this man insulted you, you wanted to coax him into a colourful world? Do not take me for a fool, Scotty. You are not a level-headed individual. I know that you have an illustrious history of trolling on this forum, and your own personal insecurities, when people responded in kind, caused you to take advantage of a woman just to prove a point. Do not hide your true, foul intentions behind an unnecessarily verbose post. I know what makes hormonally driven weasels tick.

Glen Damon wrote:So after this man insulted you, you wanted to coax him into a colourful world? Do not take me for a fool, Scotty. You are not a level-headed individual. I know that you have an illustrious history of trolling on this forum, and your own personal insecurities, when people responded in kind, caused you to take advantage of a woman just to prove a point. Do not hide your true, foul intentions behind an unnecessarily verbose post. I know what makes hormonally driven weasels tick.

Correct, I wanted to coax him into a colourful, friendly world. I chose to forgive him for his sickening jibes and welcome him into my arms, for two wrongs do not make a right.

People change, Glen. I have sinned in this world. But alas, I have seen the light.

Wait...you wanted to coax me into gay midget sex? Is that what you're saying?

menalawyerguy wrote:Wait...you wanted to coax me into gay midget sex? Is that what you're saying?

No, I want yo coax you out into a world where you're free to express your true sexuality with the fear of being discriminated.

kyro7 wrote:

Great video.

S. wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:Wait...you wanted to coax me into gay midget sex? Is that what you're saying?

No, I want yo coax you out into a world where you're free to express your true sexuality with the fear of being discriminated.

Gay midget sex isn't my thing though. Tell me exactly what you had in mind and I will let you know how much sedative you will need to coax and/or rape me into it.

Still in denial. Okay, it seems that you're not ready. I'll leave you to it.

Hope Nani starts tomorrow ahead of Young.

Kuled wrote:Hope Nani starts tomorrow ahead of Young.

Well that's not gonna happen..

"I thought Ando won the game for us," he told MUTV.

"His performance was outstanding. He took the game by the scruff of the neck and he was so positive and determined in his play that he picks himself on Wednesday.

"We'll see what Antonio is like today and tomorrow. Nani is still going to be out [but] Chris Smalling and Phil Jones were on the bench on Saturday and they're available.

"It's good to have them as back-up and in the back four things are much healthier. We've got plenty of options in the midfield and up front – it's just the two wide positions [where we have problems in terms of availability]."

Disappointing. Just don't want Young to play at all tbh.

S. wrote:Still in denial. Okay, it seems that you're not ready. I'll leave you to it.

Bad effort on your part Scott, bad effort.

With Valencia and Nani out, possible diamond formation.

Andy wrote:With Valencia and Nani out, possible diamond formation.

Rooney
Cleverley - Anderson
Carrick

How about that in:


I think Rafael and Evra have been our best wingers in recent weeks anyway, I know it seems a bit crazy but it's an idea.

When we have the ball it would look like:

JamieB wrote:

S. wrote:Still in denial. Okay, it seems that you're not ready. I'll leave you to it.

Bad effort on your part Scott, bad effort.

He's clearly not ready to emerge from the closet just yet and I'm considerate enough to know when my persuasion needs to take a time out. He needs space, I'll give him it. However, it must be noted that I am ready to embrace him with my wide arms of friendship when he finally does come out. For now, it's best if I let this thread return to it's original topic of discussion.

S. wrote:

JamieB wrote:


Bad effort on your part Scott, bad effort.

He's clearly not ready to emerge from the closet just yet and I'm considerate enough to know when my persuasion needs to take a time out. He needs space, I'll give him it. However, it must be noted that I am ready to embrace him with my wide arms of friendship when he finally does come out. For now, it's best if I let this thread return to it's original topic of discussion.

Im sure he'll accept you if you buy him lube for Christmas.

JamieB wrote:

S. wrote:

He's clearly not ready to emerge from the closet just yet and I'm considerate enough to know when my persuasion needs to take a time out. He needs space, I'll give him it. However, it must be noted that I am ready to embrace him with my wide arms of friendship when he finally does come out. For now, it's best if I let this thread return to it's original topic of discussion.

Im sure he'll accept you if you buy him lube for Christmas.

Terrific.

Never saw him play either.

After looking when he last played, well of course I've never seen him play. I'm not 30 years old.

Ché Guayaba wrote:Never saw him play either.

After looking when he last played, well of course I've never seen him play. I'm not 30 years old.

did you see any cole and dwight yorke?

So that's what he did with his shirt

kyro7 wrote:

Ché Guayaba wrote:Never saw him play either.

After looking when he last played, well of course I've never seen him play. I'm not 30 years old.

did you see any cole and dwight yorke?

Not at Manchester United.

I was actually a pretty late boomer when it came to watching football, on a world wide scale. I would watch a little La Liga around 2002 but before the Mexican Leauge was the only leauge that existed in my world. Oh and Internationals.

If a player didn't play for his country in those days he didn't exist.

It wasn't until 2006 that I started watching more leagues and European club football.

It's why I keep my mouth shut in most threads on here, I can't even pretend to know what you are talking about.

Even now I only watch Manchester United matches and the occasional big game from the BPL.

So a lot of times I make judgments on players after only a few minutes of watching them. It's not fair but it happens.

For example the first match I've seen Joe Allen play was Mexico vs Wales. He didn't do very well. So now I think of him really harshly.

So you even missed out on the best Ruud years.

I saw him with the Netherlands a bit but yeah. Mostly saw, often injured Real Madrid Ruud.

kyro7 wrote:

Andy wrote:With Valencia and Nani out, possible diamond formation.

Rooney
Cleverley - Anderson
Carrick

How about that in:

RvP

Rooney

Anderson - Cleverley

Carrick

Evra ----------------------------- Rafael

Evans - Rio - Smalling

De Gea

I think Rafael and Evra have been our best wingers in recent weeks anyway, I know it seems a bit crazy but it's an idea.

When we have the ball it would look like:

RvP

Evra ---------- Rooney ---------- Rafael
Anderson - Cleverley

Carrick

Decent line up, WOuld be better with fletcher instead of carrick.
Fletcher is much better defensivly.

Who's that?

Marnick Vermijl, came here last season I think. Always shows great skills.

Oh yeah him


Good goal

Kuled wrote:

Why the fuck isn't this guy getting any first team football ?!?!