Chat Thread

They think it's all over. It is now.

Jackson Martinez. I'm so glad he's doing well.

If he flopped I'd be in trouble because I bigged him up to all the Liverpool fans on here.

The Rangers TV Presenter posted on his Twitter that he was on the bus with Barcelona fans who headed straight for Ibrox from the Airport and he decided to show them around, pretty cool.

Awestruck by the trophy room, but no so much by the Real Madrid pennant.

Great to see the young lads at Rangers getting their chance at International level because of the experience they're gaining.

18 year old midfielder Lewis Macleod given U21 Scotland call.

Been playing for the U19's recently, actually a surprising amount of our players are being called up at International level despite the league we're in.

What a fucking moron, that was his team (Dinamo) attacking and he decides to invade the pitch and have the match stopped.

How do I find the list of devices on my computer so I can turn them off, update etc. I found it at the weekend but I've forgotten how.

nvm

Matt Doherty baby!

Stalled in the middle of a road coming out of a junction today on my lesson.

Right infront of about 20 college students as it was right outside the campus

Just seen the funniest Jeremy Kyle episode ever!

2 guys meet on the Internet, meet up in real life and start a gay physical relationship an have bum sex with each other. One of the gays is adopted. The gay that isn't introduces his boyfriend to his mum. His mum tells him that he looks like her ex-husband, who had 4 kids and 1 was put into care. Turns out the 2 guys were half-brothers lmfao

Forest wrote:Just seen the funniest Jeremy Kyle episode ever!

2 guys meet on the Internet, meet up in real life and start a gay physical relationship an have bum sex with each other. One of the gays is adopted. The gay that isn't introduces his boyfriend to his mum. His mum tells him that he looks like her ex-husband, who had 4 kids and 1 was put into care. Turns out the 2 guys were half-brothers lmfao

That's a repeat, been on loads of times because it's so weird.

Fucking hell Forest What happened then?

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Zzonked, is your tooth that's fucked previously had a filling, or being filled? Because I think mine is going like yours, the stupid cunt didn't wash it out when he first filled so it caused decay under the filling and wore down quickly. Now I've basically got a shell of a tooth, the only one that's fucked in my whole mouth, I really want it taken out but they're adamant on re-filling.

Hulk's sister looks just like Hulk.

It looks like she has a


DAT ASS

They had to stop bumming crump or it would have been incest

She's got a motorcycle
A big bad motorcycle
She knows how much I like it
She won't let me ride it
She's got a motorcycle
It looks so damn delightful
She knows knows how much I like it
But she won't let me ride it

Forest wrote:She's got a motorcycle
A big bad motorcycle
She knows how much I like it
She won't let me ride it
She's got a motorcycle
It looks so damn delightful
She knows knows how much I like it
But she won't let me ride it

Disowned.

So I havent left my room since Monday night and now Im trying to think of a way to do so without my housemates goin crazy at me.

Ted wrote:So I havent left my room since Monday night and now Im trying to think of a way to do so without my housemates goin crazy at me.

Come out with a duvet wrapped round you, pretend you were ill.

Ted wrote:So I havent left my room since Monday night and now Im trying to think of a way to do so without my housemates goin crazy at me.

Leave when no one is in or around and then come back and pretend you've been out since Monday.

Checked my bank account online just incase I got paid, I had £3 in the bank as of last night, check it there now, been paid £120 from that hospital receptionist job, and I'm getting paid from Domino's tonight, feelsgoodman.

luke. wrote:Checked my bank account online just incase I got paid, I had £3 in the bank as of last night, check it there now, been paid £120 from that hospital receptionist job, and I'm getting paid from Domino's tonight, feelsgoodman.

All of my money is in my mums bank account. I get paid into mine but my mum has that card and transfers it to hers.

Cool huh.

AndItsKoren! wrote:

luke. wrote:Checked my bank account online just incase I got paid, I had £3 in the bank as of last night, check it there now, been paid £120 from that hospital receptionist job, and I'm getting paid from Domino's tonight, feelsgoodman.

All of my money is in my mums bank account. I get paid into mine but my mum has that card and transfers it to hers.

Cool huh.

What's the point of that?

Why?

Calvin Harris

crump wrote:Calvin Harris

Fuck him, way too mainstream, plenty better DJ's out there. I mean that in the least hipster way possible.

Heads Will Roll - A Trax Remix


Best song on Project X

Tis a banger and choon

Listen, I said.