Chat Thread

Novi wrote:

Jordi wrote:Delightful.

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Halo is so good.

Halo is amazing.

What rank are you? And have you noticed how the DMR is incredibly OP.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

can somebody make me a gif/find me a gif of the goal Reus scored against Madrid

My brother was reading me his speech on Abraham Lincoln and when he says, "the 16th president of the United State of America." I yell out, "'Merica! Fuck yeah! USA!"

The horrified look on his face was priceless.

Chip wrote:I haven't had a wank in like a week

Are you doing no fap november or is this just a delightful coincidence?

Che

Bonked wrote:

Chip wrote:I haven't had a wank in like a week

Are you doing no fap november or is this just a delightful coincidence?

there is no fap november?

kyro7 wrote:

VivaRonaldoLAD wrote:5er

What

My word I can't believe how viral the guy eating his own shit video has gone

Jordi wrote:

Novi wrote:

Halo is amazing.

What rank are you? And have you noticed how the DMR is incredibly OP.

14

You? I don't use the DMR that often. In campaign its amazing though.

I find driving really boring

I have a lesson tomorrow and find it more of a chore than anything.

I don't usually use face cream but earlier today saw a this face cream in the bathroom left open and my curiosity got the best of me. Put it on, on top of making my face feel like as smooth as a baby's asshole some of it got into my beard and it made my beard look pretty decent.

Green Brigade have raised £10,000 for a display tomorrow, covering the entire stadium

I love rubbing it in really hard, makes it so much better.

crump wrote:I love rubbing it in really hard, makes it so much better.

Ooooooooooooooooooooohkayyy

Ché Guayaba wrote:I don't usually use face cream but earlier today saw a this face cream in the bathroom left open and my curiosity got the best of me. Put it on, on top of making my face feel like as smooth as a baby's asshole some of it got into my beard and it made my beard look pretty decent.

Is a baby's asshole smooth? I thought the expression was "as smooth as a baby's bottom", not "as smooth as a baby's asshole". Come to think of it, why would anyone even know what a baby's asshole feels like?

Mexican women love that shit. I think I'm starting to see why.

Might maybe start using it more frequently.

Yeah

"smooth as a babys asshole"

not sure that's something you wanna go around saying Che

Chip wrote:

Bonked wrote:Are you doing no fap november or is this just a delightful coincidence?

there is no fap november?

You can do a no fap any month you want, I just figured I'd try this one. I've almost kuled it a couple of times.

That was the joke.

31 days without fapping

Oh. I'm sorry I accused you of feeling baby's assholes, Che.

Novi wrote:

Jordi wrote:

What rank are you? And have you noticed how the DMR is incredibly OP.

14

You? I don't use the DMR that often. In campaign its amazing though.

I'm 12, close to 13 though.

DMR is so good in matchmaking.

I've gone 4 days before.

My spunk cannon went apeshit after 4 days.

It would probably be seeping out after 31.

31 days???

I have trouble with no fap hour.

Seriously Crump. You need to stop talking about your bodily fluids so much.

Not sure if stupid or Rey Mysterio.

Edit: Rey Mysterio is 619, isn't it. Stupid it is then.

I'm sure he is kidding

Childish Logic wrote:31 days???

I have trouble with no fap hour.

lel

Hoping for some fresh fanny and in comes a total fanny JamesGShoreLAD