Chat Thread

I have hair.

Ché Guayaba wrote:I have hair.

Me too bro.

Ted wrote:

crump wrote:So's mine, Sean. That's handy.

Do you have the specific brand/product?

And did you get the barber to just leave your length on top alone?

Just shockwaves texture gum I think its called

I showed her a picture of the kind of look, its a bit shorter on top than I wanted so I'll probably go in a few weeks and just get the back and sides shaved again.

Ah ok thanks.

I think mine is a bit too short to sweep it over Elvis style.

I can probably manage a sort of side sweep.

This is either going to be a fucking tragedy or smooooth.

I want a Spencer Matthews haircut.

I've started getting a grade 1 all over now, grade 2 used to seem really short but over the past few years it's started to seem longer and longer, so I just thought fuck it I'll go to a 1.

I just felt left out.

I've been busy so can't bother shaving my head.

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Also, looking through some pictures and found a picture of my father with his ridiculous hair cut. Guy's a fucking nutter to be honest. Nice guy though. Mostly.

People actually show pictures of what hair cuts you want? I couldn't do that, especially when it's a picture of a model or a celebrity.

Hope you enjoyed our sport.

In my old hairdressers I could.

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I feel intimated in the barbers I go to now, it's proper good but they're all Londoners or really loud

I went in at 7am before and this guy had Daybreak on and when the news came on about Jimmy Savile he goes: "Dirty fucking CUNT" I was just like:

My mate went in when it was busy and because they use razors to finish up they were all joking going "Whoever gets the biggest fucking slash wins" and he goes to my mate "Don't worry mate I'm not a cunt really, well not that much of a cunt haha"

I showed a picture of Louis Tomlinson from One Direction once.

It was pretty embarrassing tbh

My hairdresser looks like Gavin Harris from Goal!

I wish I could have the Gaz haircut but I hate being really picky in the barbers, I crumble under pressure

Forest wrote:We went Pizza Hut. They had no pizzas

Brilliant

Cam wrote:

crump wrote:I'm forcing down three milkshakes before midnight so they don't go out of date.

I'm really strict on the sell-by dates with dairy products.

At midnight, the food doesn't just go 'Oops, I'm out of date now' and turn mouldy.

Also lol'd at this.

I just tell them to 'tidy it up'

Last couple of times i've been i just asked for same sort of style it is now but a lot shorter she's my regular hairdresser so im used to it

I had a Birmingham lad who was about 22 who interrogated me about why I hadn't been here before.

I ended up saying I was new in the area.

Dat haircut.

His brother is dating Pippa Middleton

It's crazy how you all look just like those models also.

The hair bra, the hair.

crump wrote:I had a Birmingham lad who was about 22 who interrogated me about why I hadn't been here before.

I ended up saying I was new in the area.

I lie so much to them. I end up building a massive web of lies

Cam wrote:

crump wrote:I had a Birmingham lad who was about 22 who interrogated me about why I hadn't been here before.

I ended up saying I was new in the area.

I lie so much to them. I end up building a massive web of lies

Same

I always say I'm a 'fan of football' so I don't have to get into football discussions, I just generally like to talk about the normal stuff.

I keep it mainstream news because he was a bit mental. He was interrogating me why the sides of my hair weren't equal

Phadunkin Donuts wrote:Hope you enjoyed our sport.

Anyone got a gif of El Shaarawy doing Gangnam Style? I thought I couldnt love him anymore.

Some player just did it in the Bundesliga highlights.

I love the film Red Tails, it's got a really good Moral that black people can fly planes as well, like normal people.

Cam wrote:I love the film Red Tails, it's got a really good Moral that black people can fly planes as well, like normal people.

Danny wrote:Some player just did it in the Bundesliga highlights.

Yeah was watching that earlier Szalai

Cam wrote:I love the film Red Tails, it's got a really good Moral that black people can fly planes as well, like normal people.

Jordi mf, I read the other day that u said Boruc kicked at bottle at your fans, was it on purpose?