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Sydney Leroux.

Everything on lockdown for tomorrow as well. This ish is getting boring.

Cam wrote:

Phadunkin Donuts wrote:

That's pretty awesome of you to say. I hope you're right and it kills thousands of people.

I feel bad now

Hope for you yet.

If you're being sarcastic..

Spoiler:

Just had a quick spin in my Dad's courtesy car, Audi A5. Shitting my pants.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Just had a quick spin in my Dad's courtesy car, Audi A5. Shitting my pants.

They're fucking nice.

Was on the motorway today and doing about 80 and an Audi R8 just cruised passed us at about 100 easy Fucking mad.

crump wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Just had a quick spin in my Dad's courtesy car, Audi A5. Shitting my pants.

They're fucking nice.

Was on the motorway today and doing about 80 and an Audi R8 just cruised passed us at about 100 easy Fucking mad.

Yeah it's pretty nice, it's the white S-line one so I felt like a bit of a boss. Took it steady though, it's so much bigger than what I'm used to, automatic as well which is hard to get used to! Kept stamping my left foot down on the interior going for the clutch that doesn't exist.


When Dad was behind the wheel he put his foot down to show me the acceleration, fuuuuck me it left my intestines back at the traffic lights! Goes like shit off a stick.

Trent wrote:

crump wrote:

Didn't think anyone liked this

I find it funny.

The truth is.

I only watch it because it's the closest thing to Inbetweeners with Simon in it

Friday Night Dinner.

It has the guy who plays Will in it.

thats probably going to be the next series I watch.


Only seen bits of it. The next door neighbour is brilliant.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

crump wrote:

They're fucking nice.

Was on the motorway today and doing about 80 and an Audi R8 just cruised passed us at about 100 easy Fucking mad.

Yeah it's pretty nice, it's the white S-line one so I felt like a bit of a boss. Took it steady though, it's so much bigger than what I'm used to, automatic as well which is hard to get used to! Kept stamping my left foot down on the interior going for the clutch that doesn't exist.


When Dad was behind the wheel he put his foot down to show me the acceleration, fuuuuck me it left my intestines back at the traffic lights! Goes like shit off a stick.

DAT GERMAN POWER

Proper mental! My old boss had the brand new A4, they're fucking nice.

I have such a soft spot for the 2 door Audi 'A' range atm

This is it:

Phadunkin Donuts wrote:

Cam wrote:

I feel bad now

Hope for you yet.

If you're being sarcastic..

Spoiler:

Nah, i just saw some american guy say it (Scubasteve on this forum) and I liked the comparison with the girl off Grease.

50 Years of Bond Cars, BBC2 now.

Danny wrote:

Trent wrote:
Friday Night Dinner.

It has the guy who plays Will in it.

thats probably going to be the next series I watch.


Only seen bits of it. The next door neighbour is brilliant.

Jim is hilarious.

5pm, still no hurricane.

Cam wrote:Breaking news on Hurricane Sandy: it's got chills, they're multiplying. And it's losing control.

I sing that song all the time.

It gets awkward when I get to Sandy's part and I'm like, "'cause I need a maaaaaan, and I got my heart set on youuuu."

and everyone is like.

30 hours later I still feel like shit.

Me and a few mates went to a Buffet today, he needed a shit and made a rookie mistake of not checking for bog roll.

He found a cleaning cloth in the toilet and wiped his arse with it and left it on the floor.

I too went to a buffet today with mates at lunch mf.

We went Pizza Hut. They had no pizzas

Had to get pasta instead until the pizzas were ready 10 minutes later

Pasta at Pizza hut! Fucking shambles! I'm tempted to down to McDonalds right now and get 20 nuggets tbh.

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I'm going to have a massive shit later, I've had 2 bowls of Weetabix, 4 nutri-grain bars, 3 plates of Chinese, 2 cans of Monster and a litre of milkshake.

Forest wrote:We went Pizza Hut. They had no pizzas

I'm forcing down three milkshakes before midnight so they don't go out of date.

I'm really strict on the sell-by dates with dairy products.

Hello.

Feeling a fresh trim this week. Fancy getting a short back on sides with the swept over look like this



All the LADs in town have it. I'm too lazy though and let my hair grow

crump wrote:I'm forcing down three milkshakes before midnight so they don't go out of date.

I'm really strict on the sell-by dates with dairy products.

At midnight, the food doesn't just go 'Oops, I'm out of date now' and turn mouldy.

Cam wrote:

crump wrote:I'm forcing down three milkshakes before midnight so they don't go out of date.

I'm really strict on the sell-by dates with dairy products.

At midnight, the food doesn't just go 'Oops, I'm out of date now' and turn mouldy.

Forest wrote:Feeling a fresh trim this week. Fancy getting a short back on sides with the swept over look like this



All the LADs in town have it. I'm too lazy though and let my hair grow

I got pretty much that when I got my haircut the other day, although the back and sides are a bit longer.

I want that haircut Forest.

Sean, how do you style it across? If I use wax or any other products it just looks like I've got a pot of wallpaper paste slicked on top of my hair.

I might get a hair cut tomorrow, I'm going to get that one if It will sweep over decently. It's a proper 'IN' haircut that.

I use like texture gum, my hair's pretty thick though.

So's mine, Sean. That's handy.

Do you have the specific brand/product?

And did you get the barber to just leave your length on top alone?

Novi would love this show

crump wrote:So's mine, Sean. That's handy.

Do you have the specific brand/product?

And did you get the barber to just leave your length on top alone?

Just shockwaves texture gum I think its called

I showed her a picture of the kind of look, its a bit shorter on top than I wanted so I'll probably go in a few weeks and just get the back and sides shaved again.