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Chat Thread
Forest-
- Posts : 4381
Age : 30
- Post n°722
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Yeah same alloys! I've managed to scratch them a bit though your insurane is pretty good, I pay £196 a month but I go half with my mum cos she's using it too. She's getting a car for herself next year though so i end up paying it all which I'm not looking forward to!
@crump- ah very nice mf. Did I tell you about the stunners that have just started at work? Well, my eyes deceived me mf. From far away the blonde is fit as fuck. I saw her light flashing so I saw an opportunity to trot over and introduce myself. What has been seen cant be unseen. Her face complexion was Groce. I authorised her alcohol (she's only 17) and ran. I went through my managers book to check the names of all the new staff to do my Facebook stalking of their pictures. At least her pictures are fit even if in real life she is spotty.
@crump- ah very nice mf. Did I tell you about the stunners that have just started at work? Well, my eyes deceived me mf. From far away the blonde is fit as fuck. I saw her light flashing so I saw an opportunity to trot over and introduce myself. What has been seen cant be unseen. Her face complexion was Groce. I authorised her alcohol (she's only 17) and ran. I went through my managers book to check the names of all the new staff to do my Facebook stalking of their pictures. At least her pictures are fit even if in real life she is spotty.
crump-
- Posts : 20116
- Post n°723
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Forest wrote:Yeah same alloys! I've managed to scratch them a bit though your insurane is pretty good, I pay £196 a month but I go half with my mum cos she's using it too. She's getting a car for herself next year though so i end up paying it all which I'm not looking forward to!
@crump- ah very nice mf. Did I tell you about the stunners that have just started at work? Well, my eyes deceived me mf. From far away the blonde is fit as fuck. I saw her light flashing so I saw an opportunity to trot over and introduce myself. What has been seen cant be unseen. Her face complexion was Groce. I authorised her alcohol (she's only 17) and ran. I went through my managers book to check the names of all the new staff to do my Facebook stalking of their pictures. At least her pictures are fit even if in real life she is spotty.
My word. I hate birds like that, from behind or a few metres they look a worldie, then bang. Munter. Nice work with that, always worth a stalk on new employees, shame when their ugly though.
I saw a University called Worcester. Looked at it on Google Maps Fuck that!
You decided your choices now, mf?
Gegilworld93-
- Posts : 10414
Age : 31
Location : Winterthur, Switzerland
Supports : Arsenal FC, FC Winterthur
- Post n°725
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Not crump-Forest convos like that again!
Forest-
- Posts : 4381
Age : 30
- Post n°726
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lmao, I bet all they do at that place is eat Worcester sauce. WorcesterLADs
One of the new employees in the sister of Kris Commons too! I had to keep my mouth shut or I probably would have been quite insulting about the fat judas cunt. She's a fairly shy and quiet girl and seems pretty innocent, so I might have to wait a while before I bring the Commons banter out
Not yet mf. I'm thinking Northumbria, Manchester Met, Sheffield Hallam, Notts Trent and Derby though will be my 5
One of the new employees in the sister of Kris Commons too! I had to keep my mouth shut or I probably would have been quite insulting about the fat judas cunt. She's a fairly shy and quiet girl and seems pretty innocent, so I might have to wait a while before I bring the Commons banter out
Not yet mf. I'm thinking Northumbria, Manchester Met, Sheffield Hallam, Notts Trent and Derby though will be my 5
crump-
- Posts : 20116
- Post n°727
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Forest wrote:lmao, I bet all they do at that place is eat Worcester sauce. WorcesterLADs
One of the new employees in the sister of Kris Commons too! I had to keep my mouth shut or I probably would have been quite insulting about the fat judas cunt. She's a fairly shy and quiet girl and seems pretty innocent, so I might have to wait a while before I bring the Commons banter out
Not yet mf. I'm thinking Northumbria, Manchester Met, Sheffield Hallam, Notts Trent and Derby though will be my 5
Cheese on ToastLADS
My word really? Yeah don't want that shit. Worth a shag you think mf?
Well played, there's a 60% chance we could be living together then
I think it's a good idea having two back-ups as close to home ones.
JamieB-
- Posts : 6787
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Location : Chorley
Supports : Manchester United
- Post n°728
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Still carry on with LADS and mf? the forum really is dying....
Forest-
- Posts : 4381
Age : 30
- Post n°729
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Nah she isn't great looking. Nice girl though. I don't think I have the charm to demand a shag from her either
Forest-
- Posts : 4381
Age : 30
- Post n°731
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JamieB wrote:*Generic antiLAD post to try and gain the recognition of the other antiLAD noobs. Added comment about the forum dying for dramatic effect*
Keanoo-
- Posts : 11774
Age : 31
Supports : Manchester United
- Post n°732
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What should I watch, X-Men First Class or Casino Royale? Haven't seen either yet.
JamieB-
- Posts : 6787
Age : 31
Location : Chorley
Supports : Manchester United
- Post n°733
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Forest wrote:JamieB wrote:*Generic antiLAD post to try and gain the recognition of the other antiLAD noobs. Added comment about the forum dying for dramatic effect*
ObviousLAD.
Novi-
- Posts : 1724
Supports : Arsenal
- Post n°734
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JamieB wrote:Still carry on with LADS and mf? the forum really is dying....
This country is dying if thats the way people actually talk these days. Lucky for me as the only time I really go out is to the gym, so I don't listen to this crap.
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Ra's al Ghul-
- Posts : 3255
- Post n°735
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/the-womens-blog-with-jane-martinson/2012/feb/06/unilad-culture-joke-seriously-unfunny
Harrold-
- Posts : 7124
Age : 30
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- Post n°736
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X-Men First Class.Keanoo wrote:What should I watch, X-Men First Class or Casino Royale? Haven't seen either yet.
JamieB-
- Posts : 6787
Age : 31
Location : Chorley
Supports : Manchester United
- Post n°737
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Novi wrote:JamieB wrote:Still carry on with LADS and mf? the forum really is dying....
This country is dying if thats the way people actually talk these days. Lucky for me as the only time I really go out is to the gym, so I don't listen to this crap.
The last bit was massively overdramatic, only bit i wasn't serious.
First bit quite annoying and old imo.
crump-
- Posts : 20116
- Post n°738
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Novi wrote:JamieB wrote:Still carry on with LADS and mf? the forum really is dying....
This country is dying if thats the way people actually talk these days. Lucky for me as the only time I really go out is to the gym, so I don't listen to this crap.
UnsociableLAD
The Zlatan-
- Posts : 10347
- Post n°739
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Crump, are you attempting to go to university to actually learn something, or are you just going because you want the life of a moronic student?
Jorlung-
- Posts : 5285
Age : 92
Location : Canada
Supports : TFC
- Post n°740
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wot. Over here you only need 10 hours to pass driving school.Forest wrote:Templeton7|RFC wrote:Pretty sure the average is 10 lessons or so these days.
No where near
Think it's about 40-60 hours that's recommended, but majority of people I know took about 25 hours
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- Post n°741
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Jorlung wrote:wot. Over here you only need 10 hours to pass driving school.Forest wrote:
No where near
Think it's about 40-60 hours that's recommended, but majority of people I know took about 25 hours
So it should be. Who the fuck needs 60 lessons?
Most people are natural to driving that I know, most learn from their family taking them out etc.
JamieB-
- Posts : 6787
Age : 31
Location : Chorley
Supports : Manchester United
- Post n°742
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Templeton7|RFC wrote:Jorlung wrote:wot. Over here you only need 10 hours to pass driving school.
So it should be. Who the fuck needs 60 lessons?
Most people are natural to driving that I know, most learn from their family taking them out etc.
Not everyone are so natural, everyone thought i'd be natural but im not
Fucking freezing outside going for a fag :/
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- Post n°743
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It's called antisocial you dickhead.crump wrote:Novi wrote:
This country is dying if thats the way people actually talk these days. Lucky for me as the only time I really go out is to the gym, so I don't listen to this crap.
UnsociableLAD
crump-
- Posts : 20116
- Post n°744
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Bonked wrote:It's called antisocial you dickhead.crump wrote:
UnsociableLAD
You're a fucking tool
JamieB-
- Posts : 6787
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Location : Chorley
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- Post n°745
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Antisocial would have been better tbf.
Guest- Guest
- Post n°747
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Keanoo wrote:What should I watch, X-Men First Class or Casino Royale? Haven't seen either yet.
First Class. Leaves more of an impression.
TIL this is called a cola de vaca. There's also the drible da vaca. I wonder how the hell cows got into the name of football skills.
JamieB-
- Posts : 6787
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Supports : Manchester United
- Post n°748
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crump wrote:Not really
Bless
Guest- Guest
- Post n°749
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Okie dokie. Dickhead.crump wrote:Bonked wrote:It's called antisocial you dickhead.
You're a fucking tool
Ra's al Ghul-
- Posts : 3255
- Post n°750
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Serge Gnabry did that trick against Schalke the other day.