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I'm British!!!

Is Ireland just a massive orgy?

I don't think so, and if it is well I'm missing it

Have you had sex with her Luke?

Ted wrote:Have you had sex with her Luke?

Everything but sex, can never find a free house to do it Says she wants to as a birthday gift though.

Heard you've moved down to Belfast as well eh?

She sounds a bit slutty.

Yea, been down here for about 2 months for uni.

If you can't even find a place to have sex you probably shouldn't be having sex, dawg.

Yeah she is a bit slutty to be honest, though she's nice enough, and not an absolute melter. Lives in Antrim though, which is shite.

What you studying at Uni? Hopefully I get into Ulster Uni at least next year

Played Soccersixes tonight, played a team with players who play for Torquay etc



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luke. wrote:

Ted wrote:Have you had sex with her Luke?

Everything but sex, can never find a free house to do it Says she wants to as a birthday gift though.

Heard you've moved down to Belfast as well eh?

Calls her fuck buddy


Never fucked her

I said theoretically.

crump wrote:Played Soccersixes tonight, played a team with players who play for Torquay etc



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Bullshit.

Which of their players played for Torquay?

luke. wrote:

Ted wrote:Have you had sex with her Luke?

Everything but sex, can never find a free house to do it Says she wants to as a birthday gift though.

Heard you've moved down to Belfast as well eh?

I have this problem, multiple times when I've invited a girl to mine. Probably would be doable if I went to their house. Fucking Dad always coming home early.

Got a hair cut today 5 months after my last one, my hair grows extremely quick.


Really annoying having long hair sometimes :/

crump wrote:

luke. wrote:

Everything but sex, can never find a free house to do it Says she wants to as a birthday gift though.

Heard you've moved down to Belfast as well eh?

I have this problem, multiple times when I've invited a girl to mine. Probably would be doable if I went to their house. Fucking Dad always coming home early.

Man up and do it.

Trent wrote:

crump wrote:Played Soccersixes tonight, played a team with players who play for Torquay etc



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Bullshit.

Which of their players played for Torquay?

They're like our age so they sometimes play in like the U18s, and I don't know because I don't ask their names.

crump wrote:

Trent wrote:
Bullshit.

Which of their players played for Torquay?

They're like our age so they sometimes play in like the U18s, and I don't know because I don't ask their names.

How'd you know they played for Torquay?

crump wrote:

luke. wrote:

Everything but sex, can never find a free house to do it Says she wants to as a birthday gift though.

Heard you've moved down to Belfast as well eh?

I have this problem, multiple times when I've invited a girl to mine. Probably would be doable if I went to their house. Fucking Dad always coming home early.

no, just no

why have you changed, crumpet?

I don't see the problem. My parents are usually in anyway tbh.

My mate who like me is on Jobseekers at the moment just told me he used to go through his money in two days just on Booze its a week now but still....Daaaamn...

Ed wrote:

I've got a PD Day tomorrow.

Man, I'm experiencing some first world problems. Gonna have to pick up my brother from school. No car and it's a mile away.

Nigga make him walk.

I would, but I'm not sure I'm comfortable making my 8 year old brother walk a mile home by himself.

Ché Guayaba wrote:I would, but I'm not sure I'm comfortable making my 8 year old brother walk a mile home by himself.

Meet him half way?

Stood at a bus stop at the side of the A52 on my one with a can of Apple Sourz.

Loving life...

Forest wrote:Stood at a bus stop at the side of the A52 on my one with a can of Apple Sourz.

Loving life...

Didn't know they did cans?

Ché Guayaba wrote:I would, but I'm not sure I'm comfortable making my 8 year old brother walk a mile home by himself.

Builds character .

True.

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Left my Chicharito United thread overnight. Was not expecting success but expected a comment or two. Zero comments.