Chat Thread

Ted wrote:

Forest wrote:It won't work mf. I wasn't drunk. She will know that.

I might just tell her I love her. Sometimes a LAD. Has to settle down and she is the one. My mates even say we are perfect together. I mean, we both like OFWGKTA ad none of our mates do. She knows all the words to Yonkers too and dresses like a hipster.

She's PERF

I hate everything about this post, everything this post represents and the society that allows such a post to exist.

Rip forest

SBSP wrote:UberFacts‏@UberFacts
Printing an image on the back of a urinal wall encourages men to aim for it, and can reduce spillage by up to 80%.

depends on the picture. If it was a picture of a female I would aim away however if it were a picture of somebody I dislike I would aim at it

SophisticatedBeggar wrote:

Ché Guayaba wrote:'Cause they get away with it. That's why. Bad Libertadores memories.

The Chivas vs Sao Paulo Libertadores games where Lugano played DM to guard Bofo?

Jesus, you have a good memory. I forgot about that, I was speaking generally, Uruguyan defenders get away with a lot in Uruguay. Like Aleman doing his best Busquets impersonation and getting Nava sent off.



Although he wasn't a defender actually.

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com

thirsty ass dudes, or image whores looking for attention, maybe both? the world may never know.

Ché Guayaba wrote:

SophisticatedBeggar wrote:

The Chivas vs Sao Paulo Libertadores games where Lugano played DM to guard Bofo?

Jesus, you have a good memory. I forgot about that, I was speaking generally, Uruguyan defenders get away with a lot in Uruguay. Like Aleman doing his best Busquets impersonation and getting Nava sent off.



Although he wasn't a defender actually.

I remember that game because it's when I started liking Lugano. As a rule, I always buy Lugano or Arevalo in my career mode/ Master League depending on the level of team I'm using.

Japan is so weird man. Pretty sure I just saw some chick shoot acid out of her tits in this film.

Ché Guayaba wrote:Japan is so weird man. Pretty sure I just saw some chick shoot acid out of her tits in this film.

There was a Spanish film on a while back that was weird as shit too (maybe not Japan weird). It was about a boy (8-10) who gets jealous of his infant brother because his mother is breast feeding the newborn. The boy wants to suck on his moms tits too, and goes out looking for some tit milk. He eventually gets it from a prostitute. There is a scene where he peeps on his parents having sex, and when his mom screams out "give me your milk", the boy says to himself " I guess my father has milk too, but I'd rather not get his". had that face the whole time until I switched the channel.

WTF.

Man, I wonder what kind of folk think that shit up.

SophisticatedBeggar wrote:

Ché Guayaba wrote:Japan is so weird man. Pretty sure I just saw some chick shoot acid out of her tits in this film.

There was a Spanish film on a while back that was weird as shit too (maybe not Japan weird). It was about a boy (8-10) who gets jealous of his infant brother because his mother is breast feeding the newborn. The boy wants to suck on his moms tits too, and goes out looking for some tit milk. He eventually gets it from a prostitute. There is a scene where he peeps on his parents having sex, and when his mom screams out "give me your milk", the boy says to himself " I guess my father has milk too, but I'd rather not get his". had that face the whole time until I switched the channel.

Spoiler:

I expect his next comic to be Leon with his penis ripped off.

SophisticatedBeggar wrote:

Ché Guayaba wrote:Japan is so weird man. Pretty sure I just saw some chick shoot acid out of her tits in this film.

There was a Spanish film on a while back that was weird as shit too (maybe not Japan weird). It was about a boy (8-10) who gets jealous of his infant brother because his mother is breast feeding the newborn. The boy wants to suck on his moms tits too, and goes out looking for some tit milk. He eventually gets it from a prostitute. There is a scene where he peeps on his parents having sex, and when his mom screams out "give me your milk", the boy says to himself " I guess my father has milk too, but I'd rather not get his". had that face the whole time until I switched the channel.

why would you change the channel. That is intriguing

wut have I stumbled upon

Well that post is problematic.

Few of my mates are off to Uni today. Only just sunk in that I'll hardly see them anymore.

Feels weird..

Forest wrote:Few of my mates are off to Uni today. Only just sunk in that I'll hardly see them anymore.

Feels weird..

Did you hug them?

Were their moobs in the way?

Vandalism at a mosque in the USA...

Is that a cock with sperm coming out or a person stood on a mushroom?

By the looks of the rest of the picture, I doubt it's a man standing on a mushroom.

Jordo wrote:

Little cunt.

Just woke up from an 11 hour sleep

Anybody fancy liking my football teams Facebook page?

Orchard Farm FC Reserves

Cheers lads.

Really looking forward the to match today.

Spoiler:

Mal wrote:

Spoiler:

Emma is wanking over that

ahlycotc wrote:Vandalism at a mosque in the USA...

Is that seriously a mosque? Looks like shit.

Fuck rich kids, kid I know got a Fiat 500 for their 17th today.

crump wrote:Fuck rich kids, kid I know got a Fiat 500 for their 17th today.