England v Italy Friendly ITV1 20:00

John Ruddy in goal.

Those English kits are sexy.

DDR

Beautiful answer from Jagielka.

EDIT - Strong triple post.

No-one is watching it

Well this was a pointless thread.

I am bro

What a goal

Fucking hell Defoe

Cam wrote:No-one is watching it

I was. Then I realised there were better things I could be doing, such as:

Putting toilet paper on my face
- Reading about Crump's job
- Flushing the toilet
- Scratching my arse
- Reading a post of Kuled's
- Talking to a tree
- Eating cornflakes with no milk
- Posting a letter in a letterbox
- Painting a wall
- Hanging the washing out
- Emptying the dishwasher
- Hoovering my bedroom
- Opening a packet of crisps
- Washing my car
- Putting my phone on charge
- Enduring a 2 minute silence for the victims of 9/11
- Logging on to Facebook
- Logging out of Facebook
- Sitting on a bus next to a smelly cunt
- Reading Leo's Twitter feed
- Buying a can of pop from Poundland
- Using deodrant
- Drying myself after a shower
- Pinning a note up on a noticeboard
- Handing out leaflets
- Doing homework
- Eating the crust of a sandwich
- Licking out a bowl after making a cake
- Reading about quantum physics
- Reading one of Che's gangster stories
- Uploading a file
- Using spray paint
- Going to Tesco
- Having a shit where nothing comes out
- Eating cheese
- Stories about Forest's car
- Looking at a brick wall
- Religion
- Reading anything Andy writes
- The sound a doorbell makes when it's pressed
- Playing people on shit connections
- Being on bad form on FIFA
- Being rejected by a whore
- Being Bryan Traynor
- Watching a leaf fall from a tree
- Using a shoehorn to put on a shoe
- Nipping to the shop for bread and milk
- Watching Scottish football
- Eating plain rice
- Watching trains pass by
- Seeing someone with cancer
- Taking a paracetamol
- Looking at a traffic light
- Walking over train tracks
- Putting a glass bottle in a bin
- Locking a door
- Watching Big Brother
- Using a popped rubber dinghy rapid
- Queuing for hours to go on Nemesis at Alton Towers
- Reading a post from Bryan or Conor
- Taking a picture of cats eyes
- Looking at pictures of people's food on Instagram
- Wiping that fallen pube off the toilet seat after wiggling your willy about
- Making Supernoodles on a camp fire
- Sitting on a wooden bench in the park
- Pointing out others' spelling mistakes
- Admiring the clouds
- Watching the Olympic Ceremony at the flag part
- Tweeting about waffles
- Andy being diagnosed with cancer
- Watching people talk on Skype about Runescape
- Intimidating RR
- Using a calculator
- Reading the bible
- Unticking the 'Notify me when a reply is posted' in the Post Options
- Watching a black person eat chicken
- Reading Joey Barton's tweets
- Looking at cockrings on the Ann Summers website
- Girls with toerings
- Admiring bed side tables in IKEA
- Making this list


sorry

You're better than that, Witch.

Juventino wrote:You're better than that, Witch.

I feel abashed.

That was disgusting. Even by your standards, Witcher.

this place about to DEFOE OHH OH OH OH

Strong England team only capable of friendly wins.

ShakerMatty wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

ShakerMatty wrote:Where is this match even being played?

Hawthorns I think.

You lie!

RubyArmyCTFC wrote:Berne - Switzerland

Cheers. What a random place to have it.

I actually thought it was Hawthorns for some reason. I think I saw Ed saying he bought tickets to an England game, the ground looked a little bit similar to me and they said before the match "Roy Hodgson knows this part of the world well" (and I didn't really listen to the rest) combined to fool me.

Zzonked wrote:

ShakerMatty wrote:

You lie!



Cheers. What a random place to have it.

I actually thought it was Hawthorns for some reason. I think I saw Ed saying he bought tickets to an England game, the ground looked a little bit similar to me and they said before the match "Roy Hodgson knows this part of the world well" (and I didn't really listen to the rest) combined to fool me.

I have never been to an england game.

Ed wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

ShakerMatty wrote:

You lie!



Cheers. What a random place to have it.

I actually thought it was Hawthorns for some reason. I think I saw Ed saying he bought tickets to an England game, the ground looked a little bit similar to me and they said before the match "Roy Hodgson knows this part of the world well" (and I didn't really listen to the rest) combined to fool me.

I have never been to an england game.

Shut your whore mouth.