Chat Thread

Glen Damon wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:
She tried but that's not my fault! I instantly made sure she knew she was very much in the wrong.
Same slut that nicked my watch actually. She's back in the motherland now, Glen you could try fuck her, nick my watch back and post it back here. Go on, be a Andy Carroll.

There are millions of pigs in the US, it will take too long to sort through them all for you.

I'd say she was more of a boar. Ronald de Boer, if you will.


To be fair I'd rather not have porked her, and had my watch back. Shit happens though, all part of growing up. I'm sure my old man will scorn be for a while but then he will sit back and realise he did far worse things in his youth, and smile to me.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:To be fair I'd rather not have porked her, and had my watch back. Shit happens though, all part of growing up. I'm sure my old man will scorn be for a while but then he will sit back and realise he did far worse things in his youth, and smile to me.

Your father must be a jackass.

Glen Damon wrote:

NZG wrote:

gotta get to work then Andy Carroll.

What if I get one preggo with my sprog?

Condom and sneak a pill into her food.


worse case scenario then woman are always clumsy....

they might fall down a flight of stairs by accident.

jk

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:There are millions of pigs in the US, it will take too long to sort through them all for you.

I'd say she was more of a boar. Ronald de Boer, if you will.


To be fair I'd rather not have porked her, and had my watch back. Shit happens though, all part of growing up. I'm sure my old man will scorn be for a while but then he will sit back and realise he did far worse things in his youth, and smile to me.

You need to choose your victims more carefully, not that you haven't already realised this.

I love this man more and more every time I hear a song of his.

NZG wrote:Condom and sneak a pill into her food.


worse case scenario then woman are always clumsy....

they might fall down a flight of stairs by accident.

jk

Birth control is against my beliefs, as is premarital sex.

Marrying them all and divorcing them all will become incredibly tiresome and expensive, as well.

I am playing Theme Hospital. Not sure if my PC will be able to take the game though. You need some insane specs to play it properly.

System requirements
Pentium 75MHz processor, 8MB RAM (16MB if played on Windows XP), 1MB graphics card, 55MB hard drive space

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:I'd say she was more of a boar. Ronald de Boer, if you will.


To be fair I'd rather not have porked her, and had my watch back. Shit happens though, all part of growing up. I'm sure my old man will scorn be for a while but then he will sit back and realise he did far worse things in his youth, and smile to me.

You need to choose your victims more carefully, not that you haven't already realised this.

At 3am after many ales, I am in no state to be picky.



Glen - My old man is my idol, if I turn out to be half the man he is I'll be very happy.

Glen Damon wrote:

NZG wrote:Condom and sneak a pill into her food.


worse case scenario then woman are always clumsy....

they might fall down a flight of stairs by accident.

jk

Birth control is against my beliefs, as is premarital sex.

Marrying them all and divorcing them all will become incredibly tiresome and expensive, as well.

fuck

hilarious guy.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Glen - My old man is my idol, if I turn out to be half the man he is I'll be very happy.

I feel the same way about my father, it is good to maintain a good relationship with him.

Glen Damon wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Glen - My old man is my idol, if I turn out to be half the man he is I'll be very happy.

I feel the same way about my father, it is good to maintain a good relationship with him.

No idea if you're being sarcastic, honestly you are harder to read than the Qu'ran. But I am being serious, if you have to look up to one man in life it has to be your Dad.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:I feel the same way about my father, it is good to maintain a good relationship with him.

No idea if you're being sarcastic, honestly you are harder to read than the Qu'ran. But I am being serious, if you have to look up to one man in life it has to be your Dad.

My father edits every single one of my posts, so I had to write that for him.

Did he surgically remove your sword at birth and replace it with an inanimate flap of skin from your arse?

Hello there.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Did he surgically remove your sword at birth and replace it with an inanimate flap of skin from your arse?

No, but I prefer to keep my sword in its scabbard.

So are you now perma banned on EA, Peter?

I've got an active account on there.

Juventino. wrote:So are you now perma banned on EA, Peter?

Yes. However, I am not sure which administrator did the deed...you need to be an admin to give out an IP ban, right?

BladeGunner wrote:I've got an active account on there.

Do you indeed? Reveal your identity.

Glen Damon wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:I've got an active account on there.

Do you indeed? Reveal your identity.

I only made an account yesterday so I doubt you'd know who I am.

BladeGunner wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Do you indeed? Reveal your identity.

I only made an account yesterday so I doubt you'd know who I am.

Oh, never mind. I was wondering if you had managed to slip under the radar and integrate yourself.

I will miss that place, and a few of it's members, namely DavidNgog.

I don't care about it at all, I just enjoy making Big_Twat_Pardew squirm as he begs the moderators to ban me. What a vile cockroach he is.

That chat thread needs to be eradicated.

BladeGunner wrote:I don't care about it at all, I just enjoy making Big_Twat_Pardew squirm as he begs the moderators to ban me. What a vile cockroach he is.

Were you Big_Lad_Muslim?

The rat thinks that he is some wise, noble general of that forum, seeking to protect his children from the baddies of the Playmaker. He's also a closet racist, as under one of his dozen illegal dupes, he went on some rant about the Arabs in the UK.

He and Forest Fuckhead would make quite the team.

Glen Damon wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:I don't care about it at all, I just enjoy making Big_Twat_Pardew squirm as he begs the moderators to ban me. What a vile cockroach he is.

Were you Big_Lad_Muslim?

The rat thinks that he is some wise, noble general of that forum, seeking to protect his children from the baddies of the Playmaker. He's also a closet racist, as under one of his dozen illegal dupes, he went on some rant about the Arabs in the UK.

No.

Doesn't surprise me. He always made casually racist jokes back when the Newcastle-Al Ahly argument was brought up.

@Tino, it does. All they do is pretend to be gay and compliment each other's hair and shit. That cockroach, StickeyLFC, made this abomination of a GIF that consisted of this hideous pink background with hearts that showed each of the chat thread regulars' usernames in an alternating scheme. What the fuck...?

Juventino. wrote:He and Forest Fuckhead would make quite the team.

They are both incredibly irritating in different ways. Forest is obnoxiously obnoxious, while I grow tired of listening to Big Andy Carroll's orgasmic cries at the sight of a Newcastle win.

Has Jela been banned? Haven't seen the guy in ages.

It's not just the chat thread, every thread turns into some homosexual rave in which they discuss which footballer has the best body. I mean, come on, for crying out loud.

TheRangersFan wrote:Has Jela been banned? Haven't seen the guy in ages.

Yes, he has been dealt with.