I got bored and decided to make this. I know it's awful and it was just for a laugh, so chill out.
To the tune of:
To the tune of:
See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9
Maybe even 9 and a half in 4 games time
That 4-2-3-1 formation is nice
Bit too much in midfield but - but you pass loads
But there's just one little thing that's really really,
really really annoying me about you, you see,
Yeah yeah like i said you pass loads
But my gosh don't you just know it
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it
So when I looked at you standing there about to save my penalty
I was waiting in the box about to have a shot
Wondering whether to shoot to the left or right
Or what the gut feeling in my stomach said
When I noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking towards my analog stick
You're eyes locked onto my top right movement
I couldn't concentrate on where I was shooting
Which made me chip the ball over the crossbar YEAH
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it'
Whoa! Leave it out
Are you mad trying to sweaty goal me or something?
Leave it out
Crump just leave it just leave it
We cannot have sweaty goals in this establishment
S'not worth it crump, just leave it
Don't sweaty goal me, S'not worth it
Don't sweaty goal me, Look I'm alright
Don't sweaty goal me
For a while there I was thinking - yeah but what if?
Picturing myself scoring from 40 yards with Lee Barnard
Staring as you just sweaty goaled me
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
And when that bloke Rooney in the red upfront whilst I was under the kosh
Was failing to get through on goal I had to admit
That yeah yeah you are good
And I do want to beat you
But I stop playing a minute for a sip of milk and crisps
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it
Oi just as you started to make your big counter attack
With Walcott on the right and Gervinho on the left
I was like nah, you can't, even though you do skill loads
But you look sharp doing chopsticks and
roulette's skilling away with your pacey pace fast players
But I had to admit the next bit was a spanner to your plan
I ran right towards you and and brushed straight past your defence
Into the net of your goal and yes i ran to that naked fan
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it'
What do I give a fuck... I've one the league anyway
(whoa we've all had a few games mate)
We're all a bit competitive, yeah we've had a few fair play
I got this pace card that I got from the last gold pack
This games not even begun, yes yes oh yeah, yay
I did batter you a bit yeah I must say
I would rather I hadn't incase I lost with mates on display
But this is just another case of FIFA stopping fair play
On otherwise a total result of a 3 point victory
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it
Maybe even 9 and a half in 4 games time
That 4-2-3-1 formation is nice
Bit too much in midfield but - but you pass loads
But there's just one little thing that's really really,
really really annoying me about you, you see,
Yeah yeah like i said you pass loads
But my gosh don't you just know it
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it
So when I looked at you standing there about to save my penalty
I was waiting in the box about to have a shot
Wondering whether to shoot to the left or right
Or what the gut feeling in my stomach said
When I noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking towards my analog stick
You're eyes locked onto my top right movement
I couldn't concentrate on where I was shooting
Which made me chip the ball over the crossbar YEAH
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it'
Whoa! Leave it out
Are you mad trying to sweaty goal me or something?
Leave it out
Crump just leave it just leave it
We cannot have sweaty goals in this establishment
S'not worth it crump, just leave it
Don't sweaty goal me, S'not worth it
Don't sweaty goal me, Look I'm alright
Don't sweaty goal me
For a while there I was thinking - yeah but what if?
Picturing myself scoring from 40 yards with Lee Barnard
Staring as you just sweaty goaled me
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
And when that bloke Rooney in the red upfront whilst I was under the kosh
Was failing to get through on goal I had to admit
That yeah yeah you are good
And I do want to beat you
But I stop playing a minute for a sip of milk and crisps
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it
Oi just as you started to make your big counter attack
With Walcott on the right and Gervinho on the left
I was like nah, you can't, even though you do skill loads
But you look sharp doing chopsticks and
roulette's skilling away with your pacey pace fast players
But I had to admit the next bit was a spanner to your plan
I ran right towards you and and brushed straight past your defence
Into the net of your goal and yes i ran to that naked fan
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it'
What do I give a fuck... I've one the league anyway
(whoa we've all had a few games mate)
We're all a bit competitive, yeah we've had a few fair play
I got this pace card that I got from the last gold pack
This games not even begun, yes yes oh yeah, yay
I did batter you a bit yeah I must say
I would rather I hadn't incase I lost with mates on display
But this is just another case of FIFA stopping fair play
On otherwise a total result of a 3 point victory
I'm not trying to beat you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really good
You're good but my gosh don't you know it
