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Mr. Kurtz wrote:

Cam wrote:I wish Shakespeare was alive so I could just pay him to write me some

I don't think Shakespeare would whore out his services in such a manner.

He did it a lot actually, people used to pay him to write love poetry, some of his most famous sonnets come from that.

Cam wrote:

Mr. Kurtz wrote:

I don't think Shakespeare would whore out his services in such a manner.

He did it a lot actually, people used to pay him to write love poetry, some of his most famous sonnets come from that.

I just don't think he'd whore out his services to you specifically.

Cam wrote:

Mr. Kurtz wrote:

I don't think Shakespeare would whore out his services in such a manner.

He did it a lot actually, people used to pay him to write love poetry, some of his most famous sonnets come from that.

Members of royalty paid him to construct masterpieces with that fantastic quill of his. I do not see where a 17 year old My Little Pony Fan fits into royalty.

I wish Shakespeare had gotten cancer and died before becoming a playwright.

Mr. Kurtz wrote:

Cam wrote:

He did it a lot actually, people used to pay him to write love poetry, some of his most famous sonnets come from that.

I just don't think he'd whore out his services to you specifically.

He would, i know he would, I just know it!

Glen Damon wrote:

Cam wrote:

He did it a lot actually, people used to pay him to write love poetry, some of his most famous sonnets come from that.

Members of royalty paid him to construct masterpieces with that fantastic quill of his. I do not see where a 17 year old My Little Pony Fan fits into royalty.

Myself liking My Little Pony isn't the only thing that defines me, Glen.

Cam wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Members of royalty paid him to construct masterpieces with that fantastic quill of his. I do not see where a 17 year old My Little Pony Fan fits into royalty.

Myself liking My Little Pony isn't the only thing that defines me, Glen.

It says enough lol

Paulinho wrote:

Cam wrote:

Myself liking My Little Pony isn't the only thing that defines me, Glen.

It says enough lol

No, it doesn't, and if you really believe that then you're a bit shallow.

It does indeed. All you MLP fangirls are the same.

Cameron Haggart is a phaggot.

Cam wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Members of royalty paid him to construct masterpieces with that fantastic quill of his. I do not see where a 17 year old My Little Pony Fan fits into royalty.

Myself liking My Little Pony isn't the only thing that defines me, Glen.

Agreed, such a "peaceful" looking hobby certainly belies your well documented anger issues.

Eternal Witcher wrote:It does indeed. All you MLP fangirls are the same.

I didn't expect that from you, Witcher. Okay then

Eternal Witcher wrote:I wish Shakespeare had gotten cancer and died before becoming a playwright.

Well said.

Cam wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:It does indeed. All you MLP fangirls are the same.

I didn't expect that from you, Witcher. Okay then

u sad bro? yeh u sad

The MLP thing is a wind-up, right? I don't believe any of you actually like it disregarding the attention you get for it.

kyro7 wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:I wish Shakespeare had gotten cancer and died before becoming a playwright.

Well said.

Because you had to do him in school and it was hard/boring?

Bitch, Shakespeare isn't even that bad. Try reading The Portrait of the Artist as a Young man or Ulysses. It's like it's written by a crack addled monkey.

Reading Shakespeare was the highlight of high school English. Macbeth

Zzonked wrote:

kyro7 wrote:Well said.

Because you had to do him in school and it was hard/boring?

Bitch, Shakespeare isn't even that bad. Try reading The Portrait of the Artist as a Young man or Ulysses. It's like it's written by a crack addled monkey.

Right, you've had it so much worse.


Try The Canterbury tales, now that's hard.

http://allaboutjeff.wordpress.com/2009/04/26/theme-of-the-traitor-and-the-hero-by-jorge-luis-borges/

This is probably one of my favourite pieces of literature ever. An incredibly cleverly written story.

Zzonked wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:I wish Shakespeare had gotten cancer and died before becoming a playwright.

Well said.

Because you had to do him in school and it was hard/boring?

Bitch, Shakespeare isn't even that bad. Try reading The Portrait of the Artist as a Young man or Ulysses. It's like it's written by a crack addled monkey.

No not really, I'm just a sick person.

Eternal Witcher wrote:The MLP thing is a wind-up, right? I don't believe any of you actually like it disregarding the attention you get for it.

I watch it, I don't like the attention I get from it, I wouldn't have mentioned it at all if I thought people would dislike me for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE5jB2tl70M

Someone tell me how to embed that =/

Eternal Witcher wrote:The MLP thing is a wind-up, right? I don't believe any of you actually like it disregarding the attention you get for it.

they are either attention whores or phaggots.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

kyro7 wrote:Well said.

Because you had to do him in school and it was hard/boring?

Bitch, Shakespeare isn't even that bad. Try reading The Portrait of the Artist as a Young man or Ulysses. It's like it's written by a crack addled monkey.

Right, you've had it so much worse.


Try The Canterbury tales, now that's hard.

What's wrong with it?

Cam wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:The MLP thing is a wind-up, right? I don't believe any of you actually like it disregarding the attention you get for it.

I watch it, I don't like the attention I get from it, I wouldn't have mentioned it at all if I thought people would dislike me for it

So, now knowing it makes you look fucking stupid, how about you remove it from your avatar and signature

Once you get Chaucer's language there's nothing hard about The Canterbury tales

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Because you had to do him in school and it was hard/boring?

Bitch, Shakespeare isn't even that bad. Try reading The Portrait of the Artist as a Young man or Ulysses. It's like it's written by a crack addled monkey.

Right, you've had it so much worse.


Try The Canterbury tales, now that's hard.

Has nothing on Beowulf.

Zzonked wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Right, you've had it so much worse.


Try The Canterbury tales, now that's hard.

What's wrong with it?

Written in Medieval English.

Paulinho wrote:

Cam wrote:

I watch it, I don't like the attention I get from it, I wouldn't have mentioned it at all if I thought people would dislike me for it

So, now knowing it makes you look fucking stupid, how about you remove it from your avatar and signature

You don't get rid of things that make you look stupid though?

Paulinho wrote:

Cam wrote:

I watch it, I don't like the attention I get from it, I wouldn't have mentioned it at all if I thought people would dislike me for it

So, now knowing it makes you look fucking stupid, how about you remove it from your avatar and signature

Okay