Crump's guide on how to use memes correctly

Kuled wrote:This was needed, people were using them wrong a lot

Kuled wrote:This was needed, people were using them wrong a lot

cadbury wrote:Good thread crump

crump wrote:

Poo
Yo yo yo, just had a monsterous poo
it was absurd, the size of that turd
The texture was similar to lemon curd
The smell was like a rotting pike
The trousers were down, I had a frown, the toilet was brown
It was a U-bend blocker, my friend saw it and though
Awwww shit.
That guy is such a prick, he doesn't appreciate
the wait It took, to cook up a poo like that
i'll get my hat, because the smell of my shits would knock out a rat
When I have a shit I like to read the paper , I only read the sport section
When i stand up I see my reflection, it aint my game face its my shit face,
my shits are better than anyones in the human race

ShakerMatty wrote:

crump wrote:

Poo
Yo yo yo, just had a monsterous poo
it was absurd, the size of that turd
The texture was similar to lemon curd
The smell was like a rotting pike
The trousers were down, I had a frown, the toilet was brown
It was a U-bend blocker, my friend saw it and though
Awwww shit.
That guy is such a prick, he doesn't appreciate
the wait It took, to cook up a poo like that
i'll get my hat, because the smell of my shits would knock out a rat
When I have a shit I like to read the paper , I only read the sport section
When i stand up I see my reflection, it aint my game face its my shit face,
my shits are better than anyones in the human race

Dan wrote:The best way to use memes is to not use them at all.

Dan wrote:The best way to use memes is to not use them at all.

N wrote:

This doesn't even look like a "me like" face..

more like a.. "trying to hold in my rage from your retarded post" face

Dan wrote:The best way to use memes is to not use them at all.

crump wrote:I see alot of people using meme's in the wrong context, so here's a lesson in this shit:



'Me Gusta' this translates to 'me like' or 'i like'

Example: If a picture of a woman who was attractive the gusta face would be appropriate.



'I see what you did there'

Basically if someone makes a pun or a joke that doesn't have an obvious meaning.

Example: A physicist and a biologist startd dating, sadly there was no chemistry. This would be a good place for the isee face, poor example I know.



'Are you fucking kidding me'

Basically if something happens then the person who it affects is like 'are you fucking kidding me'

Example: Mal today said "My Sky remote broke, I asked me Mum is she had a spare but said no, I ended up buying two off eBay then my sister rang me saying she has a spare remote and box" At the end of Mal's post are you fucking kidding me would be a good finishing picture.



'Oh god why'

Basically a regrettable face or what it say's on the tin 'oh god why'. Quite a straightforward one.

Example: I bought FIFA Street for £40, I used to support Manchester United, I used to admire Piers Morgan. Would be good examples of

More to follow!