Jolly ho chaps, settle down for one of crumps killer scones, oh yes thats Sc-owns. If you pronounce them skons, then fuck off old chaps.
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Crumps Tea Party
Pippo-
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Delightful. May one have a cup of tea old bean?
crump-
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Oh yes ol' chap, just made a cuppa infact, down the hatch old boy.
Pippo-
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Sounds buzzin' old bean. May I cater for a crumpet also? That would be peng.
ShakerMatty-
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ah spiffing one of your finest scones with a spoonful of your finest jam please.
Danny-
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That would be peng.Pip wrote:Sounds buzzin' old bean. May I cater for a crumpet also? That would be peng.
menalawyerguy-
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Who wants to be the first to have a tasty sip from my rich tea bags? Full earthy tones with a bold chocalatey finish.
Jordi- .
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This looks like my kind of gig, gents.
Pippo-
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Delightful thread top man, looks reem.
May I cater for a crumpet?
May I cater for a crumpet?
menalawyerguy-
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I heard the English to drink their tea whilst munching on some fine spotted dick
Barton-
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menalawyerguy wrote:Who wants to be the first to have a tasty sip from my rich tea bags? Full earthy tones with a bold chocalatey finish.
Oh, bloody hell! Here i am sipping my tea and straightening my top hat, then you come out with...with...well what only can be described as a hideous comment!
I suggest you leave this tea party at once, ol' chap!
Zzonked-
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menalawyerguy wrote:Who wants to be the first to have a tasty sip from my rich tea bags? Full earthy tones with a bold chocalatey finish.
What a charming single entendre.
Sean-
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Reminds me of the old EA classy thread. That will not be topped
Pippo-
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Sean wrote:Reminds me of the old EA classy thread. That will not be topped
Wish I was awake then
menalawyerguy-
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JMB_94 wrote:menalawyerguy wrote:Who wants to be the first to have a tasty sip from my rich tea bags? Full earthy tones with a bold chocalatey finish.
Oh, bloody hell! Here i am sipping my tea and straightening my top hat, then you come out with...with...well what only can be described as a hideous comment!
I suggest you leave this tea party at once, ol' chap!
You are correct. I was way out of line. I sincerely apologize.
I should never offer spotted dick without first offering some faggots. How ill-bred I am.
menalawyerguy-
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Zzonked wrote:menalawyerguy wrote:Who wants to be the first to have a tasty sip from my rich tea bags? Full earthy tones with a bold chocalatey finish.
What a charming single entendre.
Indeed, I couldn't have meant anything other than...
Grenade-
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Ere geeza giz a cuppa tea will yer ?
crump-
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Certainly young Jela.
Anyway chaps, found this girl the other day fucking reeeeming she was, shoved the old bishop up her Jack and Danny and before you new it I was coming into her front door.
Jolly ho.
Anyway chaps, found this girl the other day fucking reeeeming she was, shoved the old bishop up her Jack and Danny and before you new it I was coming into her front door.
Jolly ho.
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Scones 
It's Scown.
It's Scown.
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http://translate.google.com/
Type in Scone and listen.
Type in Scone and listen.
crump-
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Cadbury wrote:Scones
It's Scown.
Finally! You pronounce it own with Sc at the start?!
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Can you heat my team up Crump?
Tad cold.
Tad cold.
Cadbury-
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crump wrote:Cadbury wrote:Scones
It's Scown.
Finally! You pronounce it own with Sc at the start?!
Yes. Like "Lone" and "Tone". I think it's commonly prononced as scone as in "gone" up here though. The way I say it is easier and rolls off the tongue.
99% of Scottish people pronounce it like "John" so yeah. Piss off Jela
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Google Translate is correct. You bitch Cadbury.
crump-
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Cadbury wrote:crump wrote:Cadbury wrote:Scones
It's Scown.
Finally! You pronounce it own with Sc at the start?!
Yes. Like "Lone" and "Tone". I think it's commonly prononced as scone as in "gone" up here though. The way I say it is easier and rolls off the tongue.
99% of Scottish people pronounce it like "John" so yeah. Piss off Jela
I sound like a posh twat I say aswell:
Barf (Bath), Grarse (Grass), Larf (Laugh),
