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Black Ops was my first CoD game, was confused a lot.

crump wrote:I apologise for that outburst Sean, Cadbury.

Fanny, you meant every word of it.

Kuled wrote:Black Ops was my first CoD game, was confused a lot.

Brilliant sig

Gatsby wrote:Just after getting the fifth key thing. I don't even know what I'm doing, like what am I trying to achieve?

That's called a Masyaf key, those keys open the door to Altair's library.

Jord wrote:

Kuled wrote:Black Ops was my first CoD game, was confused a lot.

Brilliant sig

Indeed.

I don't understand how there can be a sequel to be honest.

Theo Filippo wrote:I was mindfucked when I found out he was a figment of your characters imagination.

When you play as Hudson and walk in on Mason shouting 'MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV, I WILL HAVE REVENGE.

But I mean why am I killing Templats ATM, why do I want to get to the library?

I can explain everything in Assassins Creed.

Just like I can explain everything to do with Star Wars and Pokemon. I'm also the Akinator of Disney films.

My brother just came in, he casually walks up to me with a smug look on his face and goes "I just got my willy wet".

Gatsby wrote:But I mean why am I killing Templats ATM, why do I want to get to the library?

Ezio is just after knowledge, which he thinks he'll get in the library. He's also after the other Apple of Eden(The one Altair had) so he can hide it from the Templars.

Thank you Jord, knowledge for what though, to end the Templars?

Harrold wrote:My brother just came in, he casually walks up to me with a smug look on his face and goes "I just got my willy wet".

What a guy.

Kuled wrote:Black Ops was my first CoD game, was confused a lot.

It's my first FPS game, so I don't really have much to compare it to at the moment

Ayvee, try CoD 4 one day, the campaign is amazing.

Jordi wrote:

Harrold wrote:My brother just came in, he casually walks up to me with a smug look on his face and goes "I just got my willy wet".

What a guy.

1. He's 15.
2. He's fucking lying.
3. I really hope 2. is true because he attempted to make me smell his finger.

Gatsby wrote:Thank you Jord, knowledge for what though, to end the Templars?

Kind of. There's an ironic secret about the library that I don't want to spoil for you

Thank you for not spoiling it, most people just would have

Why do people hate the alee thing so much?

Zzonked wrote:Why do people hate the alee thing so much?

People like to complain.

Did anyone watch AC Embers?

Spoiler:

Jordi wrote:Ayvee, try CoD 4 one day, the campaign is amazing.

Will do.

Going paintballing later.

Zzonked wrote:Why do people hate the alee thing so much?

Don't know, I personally find Cadbury hilarious to see him so enraged about it

http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/
I love reading this

Jordo wrote:Going paintballing later.

It's a bit late.

Kuled wrote:http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/
I love reading this

I see you discovered my bible

CAPTAIN PRICE!

Jordi wrote:Ayvee, try CoD 4 one day, the campaign is amazing.

One day I'll finish that.

Jord wrote:

Gatsby wrote:Thank you Jord, knowledge for what though, to end the Templars?

Kind of. There's an ironic secret about the library that I don't want to spoil for you

Spoiler it/PM it me.

Kuled wrote:Did anyone watch AC Embers?

Spoiler:

Sounds like more happens in that than the actual game.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

The product reviews.

Jordo wrote:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

The product reviews.

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.