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(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

What a top bloke.

Theo Filippo wrote:

Jordo wrote:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

The product reviews.

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

I have been howling at my screen in laughter for the last 5 minutes of that comment alone.

I love the way he's wrote it out, it's brilliant.

I'm still laughing.

'The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now'

Jordo wrote:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

The product reviews.

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks

That's the bit that gets me

Danny wrote:(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

What a top bloke.

I just lost it completely at that.

I've awarded 5 stars at it did what you'd expect it to do - make you look like you never hit puberty.

Kuled wrote:Did anyone watch AC Embers?

Spoiler:

I cried for days.

I don't understand why Ezio bothers to train some ice cream when he has a son.

I found the best way to apply is to fill an empty yoghurt pot, one with a wide top, such as Muller, although not crunch corner.

You may wish to keep a similar pot with ice cold water in close at hand.

Simply squat over the cream in the pot and lower your ballsack in. Wiggle about a bit to ensure a nice even coat and remove.

Wait the alloted time - you may need a willing partner to mop your brow or wipe tears from your eyes.

Scrape off hair, and then lower sack into the pot of cold water.

If you wish to create a hilarious comedy moustache, have some double-sided sellotape handy, and simply scrape hairs onto this, then apply to top lip. Make sure an adult is present and uses any sharp items for you.

Amuse your friends with comedy moustache once you have got dressed.

Anyhow, all I can say is that I would not need a flame on a stick going through a dark tunnel or cave. I could simply wack my bollocks out.





IM CRYING

Then I hit the shower, it was like a vindaloo had been poured between my arse cheeks

"The problem came when we decided to baldify my arse crack. Oh my god, bloody hell what a mistake. The first sensation was of a nice chilled feeling between my bottom cheeks, kind of like sitting down in wet grass. All well and good. Then I hit the shower, it was like a vindaloo had been poured between my arse cheeks, while I was getting a severe wedgie. To say it was agony is an understatement, I was howling. Even today (4 days after the event) I can't walk properly or sit on my bike."

Bought this for my husband. He has a very smooth shaft and I don't get any more problem pubes in my mouth. Job done, do not use as a lube.

Well when i came across this little beauty of a product it sent my heart racing,never been so excited since i seen Glasgow Rangers go down the toilet pan,i just had to get myself a tube of lube and tried this veet product.


We're having a party when Rangers die..

Jord wrote:I don't understand why Ezio bothers to train some ice cream when he has a son.

He was 10

Not as good as the Amazon watch thing however

I have a black Labrador and got fed up of constantly vacuuming up his moulting fur. One tube was not enough to remove all of his fur (it took 3 tubes), but it certainly did its job alright! What I didn't consider is that every time I take him for a walk I have to apply sunscreen, on balance it wasn't a great idea. Although it did make his old chap look a lot bigger, I think the lady dogs were put off by the smell of Piz Buin.

Jord wrote:I don't understand why Ezio bothers to train some ice cream when he has a son.

Who?

Please stop with the spoilers

Harrold wrote:I have a black Labrador and got fed up of constantly vacuuming up his moulting fur. One tube was not enough to remove all of his fur (it took 3 tubes), but it certainly did its job alright! What I didn't consider is that every time I take him for a walk I have to apply sunscreen, on balance it wasn't a great idea. Although it did make his old chap look a lot bigger, I think the lady dogs were put off by the smell of Piz Buin.

NZG wrote:

Kuled wrote:Did anyone watch AC Embers?

Spoiler:

I cried for days.

Sounds like I need to watch it.

Danny I saw an IT Crowd I had never seen before last night

Gatsby wrote:Please stop with the spoilers

Where?

What I'm talking about is some uninteresting AC cartoon film. It's obvious that Ezio would have a son and that son probably won't have any importance. He trains some chinese guy who you will never see again outside the crappy cartoon.

Gatsby wrote:Danny I saw an IT Crowd I had never seen before last night

Which one?

This is still awesome.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

NZG wrote:

I cried for days.

Sounds like I need to watch it.

You're really not missing much.