Pick a number between 1-8 before you enter

You will fight one of the following to death in a open field with no weapons to grab

1. Alistair Overeem- MMA fighter and future UFC HW champ
6'5 263


2. Justin Bieber- singer and actor
5'6 120 lbs


3. Bob Sapp- MMA fighter
6'5 360


4. Lionel Messi, 5'6, 143lbs - Pro Football player playing for FC Barcelona
5'5 - 147lbs


5. Mark Henry WWE wrestler and Olympian
6'4 412


6. Arsene Wenger 6'4 - weight idk - Arsenal Manager


7. Barack Obama 6'1, 170-190lbs - President of USA


8. Gina Carano - Pro Kickboxer
5'8 143lbs

I picked 7

Picked 2.

Oh shit!

Mark Henry

4
Always 4

I picked 8. I like my odds.

I picked 6.

I'll do Arsenal a great favor since they can't do a simpler action.

Jorlung wrote:I picked 7

Your done.

I got 4.

Given the height difference between me and Messi, Messi's toast.

Lus Suarez wrote:

Jorlung wrote:I picked 7

Your done.

I got 4.

Given the height difference between me and Messi, Messi's toast.

Size can be deceiving. He'll knock you down and kick the shit out of you.

A fight between Messi and Polska would go like this:



Feel free to skip the 30 second intro.

Oh my God 3, oh shit

ahlycotc wrote:

Lus Suarez wrote:Your done.

I got 4.

Given the height difference between me and Messi, Messi's toast.

Size can be deceiving. He'll knock you down and kick the shit out of you.

I'm not some lanky slob, I think I am fit and healthy.

Of course the fight can go either way, just depends on who get's the advantage first.

I'd kill all these bitches.

Wait, just read there aren't any weapons, nevermind, I got Wenger though. He's toast.

7.

I would get Mark Henry

I got Beiber!

#WINNING!

lo lo lo

Awww shit Mr.President leggooo!

3

Picked 3.

I reckon everyone of them could take me

Messi. I will destroy the phaggot.

3, maybe I can outrun him until he gets tired?

Bring it on Mr. President.

I got five.

crump wrote:I got five.

If you can keep out of reach of him for long enough he'll die of thirst before you do.

Seven. I think it would be a close fight.

I picked 1 but it's all good because real men don't hit women.

Picked 4. Bring it on Messi you fucking midget

I can't imagine alot of these guys being very fast or capable of running over long distances.

Lu❣s Suarez wrote:I can't imagine alot of these guys being very fast or capable of running over long distances.

Messi can. So you are toast.