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Marvin- .
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Mate hates this song, told him to get the fuck out of my crib cause it's a tuuunnnne.
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I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/octKoCaq2d8?a John Arne Riise is making a sandwich
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/octKoCaq2d8?a John Arne Riise is making a sandwich
crump-
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Leo is following like 2500 people isn't he? 
Buzzing for my Fajhita's tonight
#Che
Buzzing for my Fajhita's tonight
#Che
Sean-
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Im getting my Sunday dinner today because my mum was too hungover to make it on Sunday
Oh the joys of an Irish family
Oh the joys of an Irish family
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Chilli con carne, cant beat it!
crump-
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Sean wrote:Im getting my Sunday dinner today because my mum was too hungover to make it on Sunday
Oh the joys of an Irish family
I know the feeling, my Mums Irish and when she goes out she starts singing and that and she gets back and I'm like
She's going over there in a week for a week
Sean-
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Where abouts? 
Nah but seriously, where's she going?
Nah but seriously, where's she going?
crump-
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Sean wrote:Where abouts?
Nah but seriously, where's she going?
Kilkenny, quite a bit of it is to sort out some personal family problems she has with her Mum, but once she gets that sorted out on the first night I'd imagine she'll be all:
With friends and family.
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My Dad gets out more than I do. Went Amsterdam last week an he's going Magaluf next month
crump-
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My Mum and Dad trolled me yesterday:
*le me walking in from work
Mum: I'm skint now, went to do a bit of shopping and ended up spending over a thousand pounds
Dad:
Me:
What did you buy? Mum: We're going on holiday!
Dad:
Me: Ok, so when is it so I can book time off?
Mum and Dad: You're not coming, it's for our anniversary.
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crump wrote:
My Mum and Dad trolled me yesterday:
*le me walking in from work
Mum: I'm skint now, went to do a bit of shopping and ended up spending over a thousand pounds
Dad:
Me:
Mum: We're going on holiday!
Dad:
Me: Ok, so when is it so I can book time off?
Mum and Dad: You're not coming, it's for our anniversary.
Rage
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crump wrote:
My Mum and Dad trolled me yesterday:
*le me walking in from work
Mum: I'm skint now, went to do a bit of shopping and ended up spending over a thousand pounds
Dad:
Me:
Mum: We're going on holiday!
Dad:
Me: Ok, so when is it so I can book time off?
Mum and Dad: You're not coming, it's for our anniversary.
You have the house to yourself. You're the real winner in all of this.
crump-
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I contemplated and thought
7 Days.
No parents... all compulsory college work gets finished next week (16th March)
I'm gonna eat such bad food
7 Days.
No parents... all compulsory college work gets finished next week (16th March)
I'm gonna eat such bad food
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crump wrote:I contemplated and thought
7 Days.
No parents... all compulsory college work gets finished next week (16th March)
Dare devil you are.
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Novi, The Creator wrote:crump wrote:I contemplated and thought
7 Days.
No parents... all compulsory college work gets finished next week (16th March)
Dare devil you are.
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That punch line was so underwhelming crump.
I was hoping for something more along the lines of throw a cool party get fucked out my face and shag loads of birds.
I'm disappointed
I was hoping for something more along the lines of throw a cool party get fucked out my face and shag loads of birds.
I'm disappointed
crump-
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Living on the edge mo'fuckers
crump-
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Billy Davies wrote:That punch line was so underwhelming crump.
I was hoping for something more along the lines of throw a cool party get fucked out my face and shag loads of birds.
I'm disappointed
This is reality.
*
Throw party, 1,200 people come house gets trashed and dog escapes, kitchen gets burned down I get punched in the face and my Mum and Dad send me to a boarding school.
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crump wrote:Billy Davies wrote:That punch line was so underwhelming crump.
I was hoping for something more along the lines of throw a cool party get fucked out my face and shag loads of birds.
I'm disappointed
This is reality.
*
Throw party, 1,200 people come house gets trashed and dog escapes, kitchen gets burned down I get punched in the face and my Mum and Dad send me to a boarding school.
If your friends aren't scumbags it should all go well.
Keanoo-
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4173346/Vibrating-case-isTu-embarrassing.html
crump-
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GOATarenka wrote:crump wrote:
This is reality.
*
Throw party, 1,200 people come house gets trashed and dog escapes, kitchen gets burned down I get punched in the face and my Mum and Dad send me to a boarding school.
If your friends aren't scumbags it should all go well.
Of course, but word always manages to spread in one way or another.
Jordi- .
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Alan Smith's voice annoys me.
Keanoo-
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crump wrote:GOATarenka wrote:
If your friends aren't scumbags it should all go well.
Of course, but word always manages to spread in one way or another.
Yes, if your friends are scumbags.
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Imagine how embarrassing that would be.Keanoo wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4173346/Vibrating-case-isTu-embarrassing.html
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Keanoo wrote:
What's this from? Fitttt.
crump-
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kyro7 wrote:Imagine how embarrassing that would be.Keanoo wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4173346/Vibrating-case-isTu-embarrassing.html
Am I the only one who looked at that picture after I read the article and imagined her using it for a good 5-10 seconds?
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You disgusting person.crump wrote:kyro7 wrote:Imagine how embarrassing that would be.Keanoo wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4173346/Vibrating-case-isTu-embarrassing.html
Am I the only one who looked at that picture after I read the article and imagined her using it for a good 5-10 seconds?
crump-
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kyro7 wrote:You disgusting person.crump wrote:
Am I the only one who looked at that picture after I read the article and imagined her using it for a good 5-10 seconds?
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