by Guest Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:39 am
My dream the other night was really fucked up
I was on holiday with my mates and we were by the pool 'scouting'. Didn't have much luck so some of us went back up to the rooms. Next thing, one of our mates knocks on the door and he has 2 girls with him in school uniform, saying they want to be fucked. So one of my Mayes goes, 'right, I'll have the slaggy looking one', and off they went out the room. So then there was me and 2 more mayes, with this cute looking schoolgirl that must have been 15, but I'll say 16 to make this dream sound less fucked up. So this girl says 'I want someone that's had some experience as I'm still a virgin'. So I say 'I've had sex before'. She quickly goes, 'I want you then' and off we go. For some reason we end up in some massive lobby-like room with loads of beds in. Weirdly, all my mates at work are in there so I start chatting to them and end up losing the girl. I go off to find her and she is back down by the pool. So I apologise and get talking, then we passionately kissed. We went back into the hotel and found some room that was empty. Foreplay happened and we were stripping off until we realised we had no condoms. So I told her to stay there and I'd go and get some. Suddenly I ended up in my room at home and was digging into the back of my cupboard to find my pointless condom stash that only ever gets used for royal wanks. So I went back to this room and the girl was dressed again. The people who's room it was had returned though so me and the girl quickly ran away and went in the lift. We were flirting and all over each other in the lift and then we found another room. So we started again, foreplay, got naked, I put my condom on and then just as I slipped it in my alarm went off.
