Scott wrote:Jordo wrote:
Please share.
I lifted my mattress up, wedged my penis inbetween the mattress and the bed, and proceeded to fuck my bed.
Got caught on something = banjo string = gone.
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In my defence i was extremely horny.
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Thank fuck I have no foreskin.
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Scott wrote:In my defence i was extremely horny.
So you decided to fuck your bed.
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Closet Spurs fan?Theo Filippo wrote:Thank fuck I have no foreskin.
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LMFAO.
I just had the imagine of a flat erection pummelling the thin gap whilst Scott is thrusting deep inside wooly territory.
I just had the imagine of a flat erection pummelling the thin gap whilst Scott is thrusting deep inside wooly territory.
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Theo Filippo wrote:Thank fuck I have no foreskin.
You're missing out apparently.
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Rick Rosstrich wrote:Sean wrote:If I thought about my banjo string snapping I'd completely deflate
Pull cock out, "oh there's a bit of blood, it must be her", take condom off "Wait wut, there's blood inside. Intredasting.". Then you cry.
Please kill me.
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The worse part is the healing process. Every time I got a boner, it would rip again. Stinged like fuck.
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Theo Filippo wrote:Thank fuck I have no foreskin.
So if you catch your bellend in your pants zip.
You are fucked.
RIP Penis. YNWA
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Should have filmed it.Scott wrote:In my defence i was extremely horny.
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Reading through that thread, 
at the people who thought Scott was getting some anal.
at the people who thought Scott was getting some anal. Last edited by Lu❣s Suarez on Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:12 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Jordo wrote:Theo Filippo wrote:Thank fuck I have no foreskin.
So if you catch your bellend in your pants zip.
You are fucked.
RIP Penis. YNWA
No idea why, but this made me piss myself..
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Adz wrote:Should have filmed it.Scott wrote:In my defence i was extremely horny.
One man, one bed.
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I think that trumps my testicular tortion 
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Scott wrote:The worse part is the healing process. Every time I got a boner, it would rip again. Stinged like fuck.
Does everyone rip their banjo string? i want to avoid this happening
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Scott wrote:The worse part is the healing process. Every time I got a boner, it would rip again. Stinged like fuck.
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been away for the weekend, what happened with scott 
why do i care
still doe, fill a homie in
why do i care
still doe, fill a homie in
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Sean wrote:I think that trumps my testicular tortion
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dena wrote:been away for the weekend, what happened with scott
why do i care
still doe, fill a homie in
Fucked his bed, tore his banjo.
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Glen Damon wrote:Closet Spurs fan?Theo Filippo wrote:Thank fuck I have no foreskin.
Jordo wrote:Theo Filippo wrote:Thank fuck I have no foreskin.
So if you catch your bellend in your pants zip.
You are fucked.
RIP Penis. YNWA
Exceptional bellend all the way!Bogdan wrote:Foreskin all the way!
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Sean wrote:Rick Rosstrich wrote:Sean wrote:If I thought about my banjo string snapping I'd completely deflate
Pull cock out, "oh there's a bit of blood, it must be her", take condom off "Wait wut, there's blood inside. Intredasting.". Then you cry.
Please kill me.
You loosen up when you get older.
I lost my virginity when I was 13.
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My buddy lost a testicle to that.Sean wrote:I think that trumps my testicular tortion
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Sean wrote:I think that trumps my testicular tortion
Did this happen?
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Rick Rosstrich wrote:Sean wrote:
Please kill me.
You loosen up when you get older.
I lost my virginity when I was 13.
I have a serious question for you mal, can you answer it?
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Benitez wrote:Sean wrote:I think that trumps my testicular tortion
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dena wrote:been away for the weekend, what happened with scott
why do i care
still doe, fill a homie in
LIN-SANITY
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Did you ever find it?Rick Rosstrich wrote:Sean wrote:
Please kill me.
You loosen up when you get older.
I lost my virginity when I was 13.
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