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There's some pretty cool paedophiles out there.

He looks distinctly human.

Sarmz. Clubs phaggit

I fell on my ass today trying to take on a big curb with my longboard

Feel like shit been ill all day, might take tomorrow off as well

I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.

"What are you doing?"

"Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."

Kuled wrote:I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.

"What are you doing?"

"Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."

Forest made that joke yesterday.

He did?

Indeed.

Kuled.

Typical Kuled

Okay guys, it wasn't that worthy.

Fucks sake I hate driving miles in the shit weather. Even going to pick my brother up from training a few miles away at 9 sounds shit.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Fucks sake I hate driving miles in the shit weather. Even going to pick my brother up from training a few miles away at 9 sounds shit.

Make him walk.

Thoughts?

ShakerMatty wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Fucks sake I hate driving miles in the shit weather. Even going to pick my brother up from training a few miles away at 9 sounds shit.

Make him walk.

Little bit far and cold for that. Might do a few skids on quiet roads to make me feel boss.

Is there a way to stop iTunes automatically loading when I plug my phone into the lapotp?

Does anyone else play manual settings on FIFA? I'm gradually getting better, just played this game on h2h.



Scored a great goal with Hazard.

In a hotel lobby somewhere in Paris; the keyboard is so fucking different over here; irritating the fuck out of me.

Britfag wrote:Does anyone else play manual settings on FIFA? I'm gradually getting better, just played this game on h2h.



Scored a great goal with Hazard.

I play all manual settings except for shooting. I can't seem to get into shooting manually, but I should practice like a season on career mode with it because my main problem online is that I can't score when in the box.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

ShakerMatty wrote:
Make him walk.

Little bit far and cold for that. Might do a few skids on quiet roads to make me feel boss.

Dont crash love.

Anyone good at Science?

Yeah you should Polska. I play manual online right now, when I play clubs though I switch to semi assisted shooting, semi crossing and semi passing just because I know teammates will complain otherwise.

Britfag wrote:Yeah you should Polska. I play manual online right now, when I play clubs though I switch to semi assisted shooting, semi crossing and semi passing just because I know teammates will complain otherwise.

right

ShakerMatty wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:
Little bit far and cold for that. Might do a few skids on quiet roads to make me feel boss.

Dont crash love.

I'll try not to mother bear.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Britfag wrote:Yeah you should Polska. I play manual online right now, when I play clubs though I switch to semi assisted shooting, semi crossing and semi passing just because I know teammates will complain otherwise.

right

Not sure if you're being sarcastic but that happened the other night when I missed that chance.

Woah! Were going to Ibiza

Hate when you say something to someone and they say, trusss or trusttt me.

Does my head in.