Small, insignificant things that make you feel like a boss

Hitting all the green lights when driving.

Shooting a paper ball into the garbage bin, no banks. (kobe!)

Having a random, bad ass shoty smile at you for no reason.

Give me yours, add on as it happens.

Getting in the train just as the doors close

Lux wrote:Getting in the train just as the doors close

I've caught a train door with my hand before just as it was about to close.

Nutmegs when playing football.

Getting a good mark without having studied.

Wearing a new pair of shoes or trainers (sneakers for you yanks).

Going somewhere knowing you'll be the freshest looking there.

When I have a nice satisfying shit after holding it in after a long day of school.

Not having to brake at a roundabout

longboarding through a closing door.

dena wrote:Shooting a paper ball into the garbage bin, no banks. (kobe!)

This

Ghost shit.

Theo Filippo wrote:

Lux wrote:Getting in the train just as the doors close

I've caught a train door with my hand before just as it was about to close.

I've done this so many times .

Once I leaped and my foot was the only thing in the train....and it didn't open for 15 seconds so I thought it was going to leave

Being asked out or getting told by a girl that her friend 'fancies' me.

Being asked back to a girl's place after only half an hour of being out.

When a girl says she doesn't like condoms as we're about to have sex.

Scott wrote:Being asked out or getting told by a girl that her friend 'fancies' me.

Being asked back to a girl's place after only half an hour of being out.

When a girl says she doesn't like condoms as we're about to have sex.

Fair play.





Riding my bike and overtaking traffic at a red light and not having to stop when the light goes green

The Jeremy Kyle show

Those aren't small enough Scott, you have to post things that the average forumite can relate too, not everyone is a stud like you.

Scott wrote:Being asked out or getting told by a girl that her friend 'fancies' me.

Being asked back to a girl's place after only half an hour of being out.

When a girl says she doesn't like condoms as we're about to have sex.

Is the small and insignificant thing in these sentences your dick?

Also, Driving with one hand around roundabouts

I was joking anyway.

*serious face*

Switching the channel over when an advert comes on, and then switching back literally just as the advert ends and the programme is back on.

Nearly dropping something, and then catching it with ninja-like reflexes.

Predicting a football score correct.

Speaking of football. I remember on the first day of this BPL season, we were watching Liverpool v Sunderland at my place, and I switched to a different game, then just as I switched back, Larsson hit that volley literally as the picture came up. Very boss

Waking up thinking its a week day when its actually a weekend

Not getting charged for something
Pulling a weed and getting all the roots with it
Sneaking cheaper sweets into the cinema
Finding some money in your jeans
Staying in a posh hotel room
Finding a connection with someone else ()
Finally getting over a cold/ilness
Understanding another language
Swinging on a swing

What a bizarre list, Mason.

Driving the work van.

Dunno why, probably because I don't have a car.

Paulinho wrote:

Scott wrote:Being asked out or getting told by a girl that her friend 'fancies' me.

Being asked back to a girl's place after only half an hour of being out.

When a girl says she doesn't like condoms as we're about to have sex.

Is the small and insignificant thing in these sentences your dick?

Getting a police escort at an away game always makes me feel like a boss.

Paulinho wrote:

Scott wrote:Being asked out or getting told by a girl that her friend 'fancies' me.

Being asked back to a girl's place after only half an hour of being out.

When a girl says she doesn't like condoms as we're about to have sex.

Is the small and insignificant thing in these sentences your dick?

BOOM!

Paulinho wrote:

Scott wrote:Being asked out or getting told by a girl that her friend 'fancies' me.

Being asked back to a girl's place after only half an hour of being out.

When a girl says she doesn't like condoms as we're about to have sex.

Is the small and insignificant thing in these sentences your dick?

Paulinho

Paulinho wrote:

Scott wrote:Being asked out or getting told by a girl that her friend 'fancies' me.

Being asked back to a girl's place after only half an hour of being out.

When a girl says she doesn't like condoms as we're about to have sex.

Is the small and insignificant thing in these sentences your dick?

I have a good mind to post my dick, making your post redundant.

Yes, judging by your attitude towards it you can add it to your list in your post