Paddy rings his new girlfriends doorbell with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers and drags him inside. She lies back on the couch, pulls up her skirt, rips her knickers off and says ' this is for the flowers.' 'Dont be fucking daft' says Paddy ' you must have a vase somewhere'
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King Carlos wrote:Paddy rings his new girlfriends doorbell with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers and drags him inside. She lies back on the couch, pulls up her skirt, rips her knickers off and says ' this is for the flowers.' 'Dont be fucking daft' says Paddy ' you must have a vase somewhere'
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Hello Start.
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Hello Start.
You alright kiddo?
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Hello Start.
You alright kiddo?
Yeah not too bad thanks, yourself?
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Shut up Peter.
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Day been good?
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Shut up Peter.
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Day been good?
Decent. Made some sexy cheesecakes in tech
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Awkward small talk is awkward
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King Carlos wrote:Start. wrote:
Shut up Peter.
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Day been good?
Decent. Made some sexy cheesecakes in tech
Yeah pretty good day all round though aswell
How about you?
Wish I could make some sexy cheesecakes.
And not bad, just the fact same home to find about 5 of my latest polo's shrunk.
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It's biurifulSean wrote:Awkward small talk is awkward
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Jordi wrote:It's biurifulSean wrote:Awkward small talk is awkward
Ok,thanks
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Going to the Camp Nou on the 18th of February. 
Only my second time going and the last time Barcelona were only playing Mallorca.
Only my second time going and the last time Barcelona were only playing Mallorca.
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Sean wrote:Awkward small talk is awkward
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Start. wrote:King Carlos wrote:
Decent. Made some sexy cheesecakes in tech
Yeah pretty good day all round though aswell
How about you?
Wish I could make some sexy cheesecakes.
And not bad, just the fact same home to find about 5 of my latest polo's shrunk.
Oh shit
How did that happen?
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Mal wrote:Going to the Camp Nou on the 18th of February.
Who are they playing this time?
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Sean wrote:Mal wrote:Going to the Camp Nou on the 18th of February.
Who are they playing this time?
Should of mentioned that. Valencia.
EDIT: It has been moved to the 19th.
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Sean wrote:Awkward small talk is awkward
Wactha think about Gary signing then? And who else would you like to see Sean?
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Mal wrote:Going to the Camp Nou on the 18th of February.
I saw the Barcelona derby there from the nosebleed seats. Didn't get pick pocketed outside the stadium and didn't have a nosebleed inside. A very successful outing.
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Yes?
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King Carlos wrote:Start. wrote:King Carlos wrote:
Decent. Made some sexy cheesecakes in tech
Yeah pretty good day all round though aswell
How about you?
Wish I could make some sexy cheesecakes.
And not bad, just the fact same home to find about 5 of my latest polo's shrunk.
Oh shit
How did that happen?
That sig should be banned. My god.
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Mal wrote:King Carlos wrote:
Oh shit
How did that happen?
That sig should be banned. My god.
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