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JonjoShelvey wrote:Anyone ave a link for the Inbetwenners movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0_DbGL_3SE&list=FLXWjbp8c6LO9-0msS1ErGww&feature=mh_lolz

JonjoShelvey wrote:Anyone ave a link for the Inbetwenners movie?

typical scouser.

Lu❣s Suarez wrote:What's the deal with Halal meat anyway? Why can't you guys eat normal meat? Something to do with the way it is slaughtered or prepared I get, but what exactly?

According to the laws of Ḏabīḥah halal, certain prerequisites must be met before an animal is slaughtered:
The animal must not be a forbidden substance as per the Quran.[1]
The slaughter itself must be done by a sane (mentally competent) adult Muslim, Jew, or Christian as they are considered "People of the Book" (Arabic: Ahl al-Kitāb‎); this is a point of consensus amongst Muslim scholars. They differed however concerning whether Sabians and Zoroastrians are also included under People of the Book as stated in Surah Al-Maa’idah, Ayat 5. Modern authors[who?] have proposed that Christians who follow the Paulian doctrine of the Trinity aren't included in this dispensation.
All Muslim scholars hold that mentioning God Almighty name at the time of slaughter is a must, they differed as to whether or not forgetting to do so or leaving it off intentionally at the time of slaughter rendered the sacrifice void and thus the meat forbidden for consumption. They also agree that if other than God's name is mentioned then this would be forbidden, due to the verse "Eat not of that (meat) on which Allah's Name has not been pronounced." [Al-Anaam 6:121]
Thus an animal slaughtered by a Christian who did not mention anything at the time of slaughter would be permissible to some, while other scholars would hold it impermissible.

I assume because Christians, Jews and Muslims have the same god, it doesn't matter so long God is mentioned.

What are the rules on the slaughtering itself?

Lu❣s Suarez wrote:I assume because Christians, Jews and Muslims have the same god, it doesn't matter so long God is mentioned.

What are the rules on the slaughtering itself?

This method of slaughtering animals consists of using a well sharpened knife to make a swift, deep incision that cuts the front of the throat, the carotid artery, wind pipe and jugular veins but leaves the spinal cord intact.

ahlycotc wrote:

Lus Suarez wrote:I assume because Christians, Jews and Muslims have the same god, it doesn't matter so long God is mentioned.

What are the rules on the slaughtering itself?

This method of slaughtering animals consists of using a well sharpened knife to make a swift, deep incision that cuts the front of the throat, the carotid artery, wind pipe and jugular veins but leaves the spinal cord intact.

Riveting stuff

Can you eat pork Ahly? Or is that just the Jews?

Dan wrote:Can you eat pork Ahly? Or is that just the Jews?

No, I can't.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2011/12/28/8-year-old-israeli-harassed-walking-to-school.html?fb_ref=cheat&fb_source=home_oneline

Sounds like you are reading about Afghanistan.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Chelsea-open-discussions-on-personal-terms-with-Bolton-Gary-defender-article846888.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

oh

A book on iTunes' 12 days. Fuck sake.

Someone ready to face me on fifa of the xbox?

Gonna be a fucking 'mare to sell my all IF Bundesliga team -.-

iTunes has been shit so far, havent downloaded any of them

luke. wrote:http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Chelsea-open-discussions-on-personal-terms-with-Bolton-Gary-defender-article846888.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

oh

Happy enough with that, £7m isnt a bad price.

Beowulf wrote:Someone ready to face me on fifa of the xbox?

I can. Give me 5 minutes.

ahlycotc wrote:

Beowulf wrote:Someone ready to face me on fifa of the xbox?

I can. Give me 5 minutes.

I will wait.

ResurrectionRaddy wrote:iTunes has been shit so far, havent downloaded any of them

Downloaded the first 2, not exactly brilliant though.

Abliet a long shot... But does anyone know anything about bognor regis FC

vanPersie wrote:Gonna be a fucking 'mare to sell my all IF Bundesliga team -.-

Should of sold it earlier then.

Beowulf wrote:Someone ready to face me on fifa of the xbox?

I'll fuck you up blud

Theo Filippo wrote:

vanPersie wrote:Gonna be a fucking 'mare to sell my all IF Bundesliga team -.-

Should of sold it earlier then.

Precisely.

ahlycotc wrote:

Lus Suarez wrote:I assume because Christians, Jews and Muslims have the same god, it doesn't matter so long God is mentioned.

What are the rules on the slaughtering itself?

This method of slaughtering animals consists of using a well sharpened knife to make a swift, deep incision that cuts the front of the throat, the carotid artery, wind pipe and jugular veins but leaves the spinal cord intact.

Still sounds like a horrible way to die.

ahlycotc wrote:http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2011/12/28/8-year-old-israeli-harassed-walking-to-school.html?fb_ref=cheat&fb_source=home_oneline

Sounds like you are reading about Afghanistan.

Extremists are bad on all sides. The majority of Israeli's I know are really against the extreme Orthodox Jews.

Theo Filippo wrote:

vanPersie wrote:Gonna be a fucking 'mare to sell my all IF Bundesliga team -.-

Should of sold it earlier then.

*Should have.

Ripping it up on clubs

Sean wrote:

luke. wrote:http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Chelsea-open-discussions-on-personal-terms-with-Bolton-Gary-defender-article846888.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

oh

Happy enough with that, £7m isnt a bad price.

I actually think he'll do well here if he joins. Which looks likely now.

Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:Abliet a long shot... But does anyone know anything about bognor regis FC

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bognor_Regis_Town_F.C.

Danny wrote:

Theo Filippo wrote:Should of sold it earlier then.

*Should have.

You should of fucked yourself.

If you can wait till I get home
Then I swear to you
That we can make this last
If you can wait till I get home
Then I swear come tomorrow
This will all be in our past
Well it might be for the best

Anyone know any websites where you can watch TV shows? Wanna watch The Inbetweeners series 1.