Chat Thread

NoviNovak wrote:

Mal wrote:

NoviNovak wrote:

fuck me her tits. soo fit.

She used to sing around here. I actually have a video of her singing while my friend raps.

*Digs in to archive.*

Did you film it?

My friend did. I was there though.

You're moving to Germany? Lucky

My Dad's just made me feel like a real prick.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:My Dad's just made me feel like a real prick.

What did he do?

Anyone seen Silent House?

Basically this morning he told me the roads were really icy as I was about to drive to work so I drove a bit slower than usual but still skidded right out of a junction and on the the path on the other side.



So he's seen it cause he was behind me and he's just told me how ignorant I am, him and mum always try give advice to look out for me but I never listen to them. Only looking out for myself, never cleaning the car so the windows are filthy and my brother has to stop to cean them when he goes out learning. Then he said what if a kid had been on that path, how could you live with killing someone.



I just sat and thought he made some good points, made me feel like a right cunt. I've got to start being a better son by the look of it.

Is that battlefield?

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:Is that battlefield?

Yeah.

Might get that

I can't play battlefield online because my brother stole the online code and took it to his xbox in uni so he could play on it

Mal is a camper.

Marvin wrote:Mal is a camper.

Therefore needs to be teamkilled.

Marvin wrote:Mal is a camper.

Never camped in my life. Unless I'm sniping of course.

Mal is sensational.

I ordered Battlefield today, been playing 2 to keep me occupied until tomorrow.

Mal wrote:

Marvin wrote:Mal is a camper.

Never camped in my life. Unless I'm sniping of course.

When I get COD or Battlefield, you need to teach me how to get stats like that.

Im terrible at FPS.

kyro7 wrote:I ordered Battlefield today, been playing 2 to keep me occupied until tomorrow.

Bad Company 2?

Cam wrote:

kyro7 wrote:I ordered Battlefield today, been playing 2 to keep me occupied until tomorrow.

Bad Company 2?

Yeah.

I'm so sad

Battlefield 3 is the most exceptional FPS I've ever played. You can even drive fucking cars on it

Even though I'm absolutely shit on it, and only get 7 kills at most in any match, it's still a great game that keeps you playing.

I suggest to anyone to get it, especially while it's £25 on Amazon and Zavvi with free delivery.

I sound like a fucking salesman...

Bogdan wrote:Mal is sensational.

Most accurate statement you'll ever read.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Basically this morning he told me the roads were really icy as I was about to drive to work so I drove a bit slower than usual but still skidded right out of a junction and on the the path on the other side.



So he's seen it cause he was behind me and he's just told me how ignorant I am, him and mum always try give advice to look out for me but I never listen to them. Only looking out for myself, never cleaning the car so the windows are filthy and my brother has to stop to cean them when he goes out learning. Then he said what if a kid had been on that path, how could you live with killing someone.



I just sat and thought he made some good points, made me feel like a right cunt. I've got to start being a better son by the look of it.

Heavy. How far did you skid?

I skidded my car in last years ice, I shat myself.

kyro7 wrote:I ordered Battlefield today, been playing 2 to keep me occupied until tomorrow.

Xbox?

Mal wrote:

kyro7 wrote:I ordered Battlefield today, been playing 2 to keep me occupied until tomorrow.

Xbox?

Yes.

Is Fresh Meat any good?

Chip wrote:Is Fresh Meat any good?

No.

Zlatan wrote:Battlefield 3 is the most exceptional FPS I've ever played. You can even drive fucking cars on it

Even though I'm absolutely shit on it, and only get 7 kills at most in any match, it's still a great game that keeps you playing.

I suggest to anyone to get it, especially while it's £25 on Amazon and Zavvi with free delivery.

I sound like a fucking salesman...

Best post I've read in a long time.

what British Comedies are good?