The Dating Thread

Any of you guys going on dates?

I'll help you with a few pickup lines..

I heard you were looking for a STUD. Well i have the STD so all i need is U.

Are your legs tired? Because I'm going to start chasing you.

There are 208 bones in your body. I'm going to break all of them.

If you were god's chef and he had an appetite for the planets, how would you prepare Uranus?

Are you black? Because you just stole my heart.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
get in my van

Good luck on your dating goals in 2011.

Chris wrote:Are your legs tired? Because I'm going to start chasing you.

"Are you black? Because you just stole my heart."

i will use this on the bus tomorrow.

NZG wrote:"Are you black? Because you just stole my heart."

i will use this on the bus tomorrow.

Just make sure there are no black people around.

So none of you phaggots are going on dates? What kind of cweer website is this?

Chris wrote:So none of you phaggots are going on dates? What kind of cweer website is this?

I go on dates but I've been with the woman five years so there's nothing special to talk about.

You got any Welsh in you?

Would you like some?

Mal wrote:

Chris wrote:So none of you phaggots are going on dates? What kind of cweer website is this?

I go on dates but I've been with the woman five years so there's nothing special to talk about.

Yes there is. She's a very special woman now tell us everything about every date you go on or else!

Chris wrote:

I heard you were looking for a STUD. Well i have the STD so all i need is U.

Mal wrote:

Chris wrote:So none of you phaggots are going on dates? What kind of cweer website is this?

I go on dates but I've been with the woman four years so there's nothing special to talk about.

this.

"I like every bone in your body, especially mine."

"that's a nice dress, would look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor"

thedinho wrote:"that's a nice dress, would look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor"

I have witnessed this one used, it did not end well.