WHEN Mandy Mountain’s latest fella recoiled in horror while giving her oral pleasure, she wondered what on earth was wrong.
Only when the ashen-faced bloke emerged from between her thunderous thighs clutching the flattened remains of a KITTEN did she realise this was no ordinary bedroom mishap.
The 55-stone blubbergut had earlier SQUASHED the unfortunate mog and its grisly fate only came to light when her beau discovered the pancake -flat cat in her folds of flab.
Mandy, 25, revealed: “Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. “It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours.
“My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.
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“He must have been in there dead for some time, at least three or hour hours. “We gave him a proper burial, and broke the news to my neighbours. But I feel so terrible about it. I can’t apologise enough.
“And I’m now willing to try anything to lose some weight. This is the wake-up call I needed.”
But Mandy – real name Amanda Simmons – makes a decent living from being so big. She earns up to £60,000 a year posing for men with a fetish for larger ladies.
The 64EE babe, from Charleston, West Virginia, has to scoff a staggering 20,000 calories a day in order to maintain her terrifying tonnage.
That’s the equivalent of 36 Big Mac burgers, or twelve giant pepperoni pizzas – every single day.
Mandy’s chunky thighs measure an amazing six feet in circumference – the same size as a fully-grown larch. The model explained: “I’ve never had a real job, but I’ve always been able to make money modelling.
“Men love my buttery lumps and bumps. And I enjoy being worshipped like some sort of massive goddess.
“But I also love animals. I’d never even hurt a fly. So to accidentally kill a gorgeous little kitten is too much for me to take.
“And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.”
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Bloke went down on his misses and found a kitten
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Hol shit.
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Feel bad for Clint. Hope he stops wetting himself soon.
And RIP Kitten.
And RIP Kitten.
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Gonna assume this isn't real.
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What the fuck is that?!
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She's got a boyfriend who goes down on her? Good lord.
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How did she manage to get her toes painted?
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That's not paint, it's lack of blood circulation.SBSP wrote:How did she manage to get her toes painted?
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WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO MAINTAIN IT?????The 64EE babe, from Charleston, West Virginia, has to scoff a staggering 20,000 calories a day in order to maintain her terrifying tonnage.
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“And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.”
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I really think I'm going to be sick.
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Yeah, I got to that bit and I was like, na this is fake.Burytilidie wrote:“And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.”
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The 64EE babe
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it's in a newspaper, how can it be fake?
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Honestly, she's not that bad. Just a bit on the big side.
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Pippo Inzaghi wrote:Honestly, she's not that bad. Just a bit on the big side.
I agree with Pip, also I hope poor Clint gets better soon
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If we bought her rolls of fat, how many Somalian children can we feed?
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Disgusting.
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polska. wrote:If we bought her rolls of fat, how many Somalian children can we feed?
over 9000
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#occupymandypolska. wrote:If we bought her rolls of fat, how many Somalian children can we feed?
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pic of boyfriend is needed
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When I got to the part about her boyfriend wetting her bed, I knew it was fake.
She gets paid £60,000 a year, that's why.
SBSP wrote:WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO MAINTAIN IT?????The 64EE babe, from Charleston, West Virginia, has to scoff a staggering 20,000 calories a day in order to maintain her terrifying tonnage.
She gets paid £60,000 a year, that's why.
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Chris youre on quite the thread starting binge. Take a nap.
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At least Clint was able to find a pussy in there.
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This story is so weird. Other than the obvious, she's 25? She looks about 40. £60k a year just for being fat? That seems like a cool lifestyle if you don't mind not being able to see your feet. Bet there's not much of a market for 55 stone men though.
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Mustangt125 wrote:Chris youre on quite the thread starting binge. Take a nap.
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